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You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. That said, there's no reason you should be in my business if I'm not in ya guts ๐
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All scorpios get an automatic follow/follow back; unless you boring or problematic of course. We don't claim y'all. SCORPIOS!!!! Assemble...
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@KneelB4Chris
@Etrouse
One Piece ALONE been going for 20 years, not to mention all the different iterations of dragon ballโฆ
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@ThereGoHoneyB
@OMGitzSHANNONn
Be like, "Well shit... guess we gotta jump somebody, momma..."
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@goodonuERdocNZ
@hayche_pylori
@JRockMcGrizzle
The entire time I was reading your responses I was thinking, "You're explaining doctor shit... to a DOCTOR. Who, at the beginning of this thread, explained she a doctor ๐คฆ๐พโโ๏ธ" good job out here dog, keep it up.
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@TayTay_Kardash
@asianting_
It makes being in relationships where you arenโt valued and what you bring to the table isnโt reciprocated hard. When you stop dealing with the bullshit people try to bring, they either step there shit tf up or step tf out
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@Honey_Rosed
@HBCUfessions
Personally I say keep doing it whether he take over paying for school or not. He was told what you did beforehand and he still got with you. Tell him he can accept what you do or he can get tf on.
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@hennrikay
@504yaknowdat
@donmega1833
@StrangeAlienSky
What these two are basically saying is, โShut yo dumbass up.โ ๐คท๐พโโ๏ธ
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@Jhaymaster222
@1k_rocko
@BREElluminati
@TARlQTheFreak
@expiredcooch
Nah but he can't take all of us, he ain't Madara
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@murdermelzz
@4thSTokes
@nicolegiavanni
@MarquezRozier
@L222U
@b1ockboysb
@juucy_jaee
@GaMadeMarcus
@FKAJohnLove
Niggas wanna be hard ๐๐๐
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@CVCelene_
@fluxigo
@Jofficial8
@melanincia
@kayla_gabrielle
@burnttheduck
@BRBRASTREISAND
I'm in and all those circumstances about joining applied to me when I joined, and some still do. A lot of us, especially lower ranked, don't think of middle eastern people as terrorists. We honestly hope we don't have to fight, we just want to do or job in peace and go home.
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@Water_Flowz
@SimpleScreenpl1
@mcnnane
@Circa1978_
@FunsizeGypsy
@no_askfrances
@ShortyCrazyAss
@theesavageangel
Well... you could... but youโd only be delaying the inevitable...
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@SoulfulSavage83
Give me fast and stable internet, a smart TV with ALL the streaming services, every new console when it comes out and my choice of games on each and Iโll go for as long as I can.
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@julejuptr
@euan_weddell
@canchunli
@drwtfn
@freddykruwuger
@B_hooptalk
@__Keevo
@UFC_Crazed
@itznessaduh
@ToastyDecline
@yungmoneymal
@uwuitsmiles
@euan_weddell
since it's a minimum skilled job, cook your own food. Then you don't have to tip ๐คท๐พโโ๏ธ
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@mcnnane
@Circa1978_
@FunsizeGypsy
@no_askfrances
@ShortyCrazyAss
@theesavageangel
I used to eat about $200 worth of food a week by myself in high school ๐
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@SpeakBlackGurl
@DominiqueFluker
@AshleyShyMiller
Wanting love doesn't mean you're not toxic. I'll even go so far as to say that she wasn't intentionally toxic, I did at least see her make efforts to be better. But she was definitely toxic in a few different ways.
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@KeepinUpWithElo
@MeekoSuavee
You would've gotten a whole 15 cents from me since you wanna act that way
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@_UntamedBain
@keshandthekids
@jiggyjayy2
Either Tartarus or purgatory depending on what religion or mythology you follow
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@ziggywalksinla
@JackeexOh
@TimNumb3rs
@Thamathamaa
@AnieDuke
@justky1018
This is why I'm so happy in not a gentleman ๐ I'm gonna roast her like a holiday ham
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Listen I'm just tryna have you smother me one time for the one time ๐
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@chiquispoderosa
@domthewanderer
@roadrunnerscoob
@iBreezyBritchez
@EdibleTenders
@colormesilva_
Donโt me wrong Iโm both an exhibitionist and voyeur like shit, but Iโm definitely not tryna screw up my whole life just because โIโm not vanillaโ
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@saharvey75
@iAmJeffSledge
@__aarum
Nah you're wrong on this one. I get that video games aren't your cup of tea, but honestly just because you may think a hobby is childish or immature that doesn't mean that it is.
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It's even worse when you've known what you wanna do your whole life and the universe decided you need character development for the first ten years after high school
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@BlowinOnGlitter
@acheatingvegan
Nah but she right though. That's exactly how most of our parent's generation and generations prior to raised children. Many parents today still do; the phrase, "Love your sons, and raise your daughters" was coined because of this mindset.
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@africannegus
@TEACHES_STEM
@jullllll24
@mason_whiteley
@beavernation_95
@yourfavshooter
@calebcgm
Mans was like
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@cashhndrxx
@HBCUfessions
I was JUST about to say this ๐๐๐ hope the HELL you think thatโs a W?
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@_muvatinyyy
@Water_Flowz
@SimpleScreenpl1
@mcnnane
@Circa1978_
@FunsizeGypsy
@no_askfrances
@ShortyCrazyAss
@theesavageangel
๐๐๐ get a Costco AND a Samโs club card
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@BlackSupremeKai
@PresherToBeReal
I have to disagree, I think it's about how you ask and what you ask for. I never ask for nudes, but depending on how a conversation is going I'll ask for selfies pics of her outfit or shoes she's deciding on. Basically show genuine interest in her and what's going on daddy to day
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@renzohenson1
@Taylorchaise
And you mightโve gotten done up by homie over a joke. Smh cold worked out here
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@Jenny__Wa902
@brokeegghead
@herbsmokes
Why? This is a KNOWN concept at this point. If niggas wanna play stupid games, let them get their prizes.
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@MaridoHilarante
@Im_Mazzy
@CorinDupre
@_d3P0
@DBoykin13
@heedygreedy
I'm military and what they're saying is exactly right. This just man is literally just tryna avoid going to jail because he probably enlisted for education money or bedside he was trying to reach "a better life". I did. You don't know WHY tf people sign up. Sit tf down somewhere.
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Depends on if I want some laughter with my violence or violence with my laughter. Yโall know what Iโm talmbout.
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@sinceeee97
@GiftedAsia
Yes for a few reasons:
1. The way a parent instructs their child to treat his or her friends is indicative, to the child, how the parent would treat the child in the same situation. I will NOT have my child thinking they can't come to me for support.
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@bbwcen
@GrizzTigerMan
@LJones0702
Now you know you can't carry objects from one universe to the next ๐
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@Lin1_Lina
@KNDIAN98
@TGCBinx
I did, honestly. I knew one day my jokes was gonna land me a positive comment from somebody fine; and here you are...
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@__myl__
@PrincessKMSC
@yummi_yanni
@Miley_Highrus
I usually go with:
Me: I work for UPS sometimes
Them: Huh? What does that mean?
Me: I gotta go drop off a brown package
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@Quiz2019
@mrfunpolice
@blessedmyhrt
@ekost21043
@Ramina1690
Anybody who calls soda โpopโ either lives in Canada or time traveled here from the 1920s
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@Lo_keyo
@Jhaymaster222
@1k_rocko
@BREElluminati
@TARlQTheFreak
@expiredcooch
Oh bet lol I like yo style
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@lildnice14
@thattboyq
@feliciousw
@liltunechi94
You know whatโs crazy Q? I talk shit and funny flirt all up and down the timeline. Iโve shit talked and joked my into pussy, and talk myself out of even more. Yet Iโve never in my life meet a saltier punk ass bitch thank you.
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@krishhutd
@x_xWhysabri
@astoldbykaygee
@FireHeartEmoji
Cuz everybody be attacking clack women for every reasonโฆ
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I mean... is smothering me with both not an option?
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@MiraiWaShinjite
@Skayfantastic
@Its_Khaya_
No that's EXACTLY what he said, you're being deliberately naive or obtuse
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@erickmiles
@roiellty
@FuckYouMiyn
@youri_jean
@FuckYouMiyn
I... really want you to understand that fear is not taught. Fear is the innate sense of danger that all living animals have. It's literally a thing that all animals, and a lot of plants, have.
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@ZonTrill
@CJforShort
@3rd_tak3
@IgnorantMalc
@OfficialFBMA
Pro-tip use "
@this_vid
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@MalikB1ct
@GBujeje
@NayMoney_
@ThalamicRex
NONE of the examples you just listed are 9-5s though. A 9-5 is an office type job that has you sitting at a desk, possibly in a cubicle.
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@SunnyDeeNette
@MaggietheMezzo
@Sarah31546905
@Anna_Melvina216
@AITA_reddit
Nah she was in on the switch. Although I definitely think he should've told her about the confrontation beforehand, I'm also off the opinion she should've been just as upset as him about the situation and wanted to confront them.
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@investwithshy
@MandazisforSale
@__b4rt__
@08Mals
@ShamanicTomas
@desolaalafia
The fact that homie canโt empathize with the fact that not everybody is gonna have the same experience with their family that he does with hisโฆ I can guarantee he gonna be one of those parents causing a tweet exactly like the initial one and wonโt understand how or why
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@Kateglifts
@taj_sohal10
Well shit... didn't expect it to be THIS tweet to do numbers. But now that I'm finally here I still don't have anything to promote. Follow me, I follow back. I'm funny sometimes, corny most of the time.
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@L_OVEE_Kayy
@_yyyajhas
@itscamjames
@TeezySooSkep
@ladruggie
Nah I'm 100% agreeing, all this thread is showing me is that niggas(gender neutral) don't know how to have friendships without looking for, expecting, or at least thinking about sex. If you can't be friends with somebody you've fucked, y'all were never really friends anyway ๐คท๐พโโ๏ธ
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@pprincesskc
@blueracks246
@MamiiMoreBucks
@j29thkels
@rahm3sh
I don't smoke, but I've LITERALLY been in a gazebo with ten other people passing three blunts around. Each one hitting each blunt.
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@mutejester561
@Qmoneydagreat
@HBCUfessions
A polite thief... I like it, we shall call you Robin Suburb. Robin Hood's sheltered cousin.
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@yasisterfister
@gayicon4
@laurrrelyse
@__flameprincess
Id like to refer you, sir, to the original tweet. SUCK YA OWN DICK.
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@ehidego_e
@SpeakBlackGurl
@DominiqueFluker
@AshleyShyMiller
I promise I'm not saying she should've have stayed or deserved to stay him because of her toxicity regardless of his family's racism. I was responding to the comment that "Molly slander will not prosper" as if she was the golden child in the show. 1/2
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