MitchThecrossGuy
@Mitch_TCG
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Тот же самый молоток, который разбивает стекло, кует сталь
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Behind Wetin???
I think what’s sending me the most about this Omah Lay ting is that it was all done behind a sillowet.
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The world is about balance.
Rich - Poor
Tall - Short
Thin - Fat
Wise - You.
Davido wise gan. 😂 He born two just incase. 2-factor authentication. 💀
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Bullying when it’s Osimhen.
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When you eat this one, you’ll bin Maryland.
Maryland cookies 😭820
Let be poor breathe
Don't suffocate them 😭
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“Better take another loan because this can’t be my course you’re writing..”
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Guy Abeg nau
How many bombs we wan handle this night?
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I dy with my babe.
I dy with babe.
I dy with one babe.
3 distinct categories
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Me after I assertively told her to give me her number:
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Rashford leaves this summer. If we are a serious club and want a turn-around, he leaves.
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If you’re not educating anyone. Fuck off!
Many of you think flagyl is for abdominal pain/stooling 😂. We will meet in front
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You Wetin?
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Ibadan restaurant dun end me.
Hollandia and groundnut, you call am parfait??🥲🥲
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Someone slummed and died as South Africa were awarded the penalty yesterday.
Always drink water when you’re tensed.
When you see coaches drink water, it’s not always cause of thirst.
Hope you know your blood pressure went up 30mins ago?
Sha be careful and check yourselves. 😂
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“No carry my work go outside o..”
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@layiwasabi
Just dropped my resignation letter at work today, so I can focus on just reposting your videos.🙏
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Make una go find new teacher.
I hang boot.🙏
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We’ll be resuming tomorrow. Be there 🫵🏾😭
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@jaydenjane23
Asides the fact that reading this has given me headache. I just dy see “I paid, I paid..” for this sapa? God when?
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@futurestephany
Now Playing: Who asked (Nobody did) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:𝟻𝟼⠀───○ 🔊
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“The problem isn’t splitting bills..”
“But the problem is splitting bills”
The problem isnt splitting bills on dates cos I’m not a hungry babe, eating out is my forte with or without man.
- the problem is my brain struggles to continue to see you as a romantic interest after we split bills.
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The left side of the body is controlled by the right side of the brain. So there’s an alternating function here. Therefore, left handed people have their right side of the the brain making that left hand effective for use. Stop forcing that child.
Dear TL, please teach me something new on this tweet.
Anything goes. 🧐🤔
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No news from the north. Something dy sup for that place.
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People who feel an urge to correct other people’s grammar are actually suffering from a form of OCD: Grammar Pedantry Syndrome.
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Instant noodles are processed with a very high amount of sodium. Constant consumption will lead to a disaster on the long run like stroke, heart disease and kidney damage. We are killing ourselves, we are all guilty, we should stop eating noodles.
What is your unpopular opinion about a food that would put you in this situation?
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What are you effortlessly good at? They wake you up by 2am to carry it out and you can do it without blinking twice. What is that thing?
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If you bagged 60m naira right now, would you buy a car?
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@joinkuda
Una papa. I made 7k transfer with your smelly app, it wasn’t received. I checked the status by using the transaction ID and you people told me the code doesn’t exist.
Una papa again.🫵🏾
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@medictests
He’s apneic means he isn’t breathing because his tongue has fallen back to his throat blocking airflow, and removing the knife will kill him. I’m not a doctor but I’ll suggest he’s put on oxygen first or given CPR. As for the knife, melt it with intense fire to dissolve.
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@_MayorBaby
@_theladymo
This is a huge win. Not many are able to experience greatness, I am genuinely happy and glad that you’ve achieved something huge this year and it’s just March!! You have a long way to go in life.
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GUESS WHAT??
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I will save
I will save
I will save o
I will save.
If I don’t save
Sapa will make mess of meeeeeee😭😭😭😂😂
Place your hands on your chest and say “I’ll save like Nwabali” 🔥🇳🇬
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@ManLikeTeka
Uncultured Ontop drink. Lmao Nawa 😭😭😂😂
You’re suddenly THAT GUY because you know something she doesn’t.
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Nigerian definition of a Nerd is someone who wears glasses.
We go jam by 12pm today.
Be there.🫵🏾
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Give this goat 20kg dumbbell for gym, he’ll tell you how his Doctor told him to take it easy with himself.
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Fan am fan am, e go funny.
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Sweet Jesus.
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You know those music videos they play in Afmag yoruba after a movie just finished? Ehen.😢
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Merlin is magic. Do with this information whatever you will.
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Give me your top 10 series of all time.
I’ll go first.
•Prison Break
•Game of Thrones
•Into the badlands
•See
•The Originals
• The last Kingdom
•A man called god
•Hawaii 5-O
•Shadow hunters
•Vampire Diaries
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We are consuming garbage.
Just take fruits very often to cleanse yourself.
Why you go dy swallow awolowo sauce?😭😂😂😭
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My generation, learn to read.
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Sorry I’ve been away for a while, guys.
We’ll be resuming soon.
Twitter is the most wrongest place to fluent your relationship
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The man Ned stark. What’s your honest opinion about him?
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That being said, let’s learn a couple tonight.
1. Denigrate -belittle someone
2. Equanimity -maintaining composure in stressful situations
3. Fatuous -devoid of intelligence
4. Iconoclast -someone who criticizes or attacks cherished ideas and beliefs
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Our classes commence at noon every Tuesday and Thursday. Please make every effort to attend. 😭🫵🏾
I have 1k to spear this week on sporty. Anyone who is real good at it should dm 🥹
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365 days is exhausting because you’re texting more than one person.
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Even me wey dy Ibadan dy feel this harassment.😂😂😂😌😭😭😂😂😂
My fellow Lagosians,
I am passionate about the people of Lagos and I remain committed to creating a better future for all residents.
As we countdown to Saturday, lets look back on some of our work in the last four years and how they confirm that indeed a
#GreaterLagosRising
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Buying food and cooking by yourself is almost the same thing now.
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