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Bass, beats, boats, existential crises over women and giant robots. Trans rights are human rights. NSFW alt @darkflanmurray
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Right, I'm going to do this fucking properly this time from the start
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@FieldyJay
@nickmward
@ValeriThinks
Did all the victims "make their beds and lie in it" when they were groomed in Rotherham? Did they fuck. Your racism is showing
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Watch Tim McInnerny's face in this clip, just an absolute masterclass of subtle acting. In particular, and thanks to Youtube comments, pay attention to the reaction when the cunning plan from Baldrick is shut down
On the day of Blackadder's 40th anniversary, let's remember arguably its finest hour. 34 years ago the last ep of
#Blackadder
Goes Forth was shown. The brilliant series ended with this moving scene, cementing the legend of the comedy.
Vid: BlackadderQtes
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@prodnose
second England manager to get to a semi-final outside of England, second England manager to make a final, only England manager to make two finals. In short:
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@nocontextfm1
seems to me that if Mason Greenwood didn't want to be called a rapist, he shouldn't go around being a rapist
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Imagine Swift told Spotify that she'd pull her music from the service unless they upped the payment to *all* artists for streams, they would absolutely find the money for it... or drop most of them
Taylor Swift is said to be considering legal action against the deepfake website that generated explicit AI images of her which circulated online, Daily Mail reports.
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@fesshole
there will be a follow up to this fess in a year about how they eventually ended up fucking
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@DavidScholefie1
@JimMFelton
I'd go with "back in my day", but back in anyone's day we didn't have FORTY DEGREE DAYS
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Every time Alex Scott trends on twitter, you know that men have opinions, and they are all fucking the most misogynistic insecure dogshit of opinions
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Christian 'Horny' Horner acting inappropriately? The same Christian 'Horny' Horner who left his wife just after she gave birth to their child? That Christian Horner?
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Christ on a bike these people think I'm attacking her rather than appreciating that she is the only person in music history apart from the fucking Beatles who has this kind of power. This isn't a bad thing! Don't take it so personally! And I really do need to stop eating so much!
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@PrideOfDetroit
I am enjoying the league's most prominent mouthpiece throwing the officiating under the bus
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@MichaelVaughan
yes, let England, Australia and India throw the entire international schedule out the window for some exclusive hit and giggle that no-one will care about
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Martin Tyler's "AND IT'S LIVE" needs to get in the fucking bin
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@EuanPhilipps
@UKLabour
@OwenJones84
@RaynerSkyNews
@mattzarb
@Rachael_Swindon
@Keir_Starmer
@JennieGenSec
@ICOnews
You were actively breaking the complaints system to make a problem that existed look far worse and absolute impossibility to properly investigate to serve your own ends, which was to get a leftist out of the leader. Get to actual fuck
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#IStandAgainstJKRowling
because a hateful piece of shit is a hateful piece of shit, no matter how they dress up their hateful shit
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@fesshole
I get this on gmail. I've cancelled hair appointments in New Jersey, deliveries and hotel rooms in Ireland and also told a power company in Texas that sending me a contract with full personal details for someone's electric was a massive data breach
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@fesshole
look, if the world begins to end on New Years Eve and the Statue Of Liberty comes to life, just know that you could have stopped all that
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London Bridge stabber was convicted terrorist released on licence. He was apprehended by a murderer released on licence. A narwhal tusk and bag of cocaine was somehow involved. This country doesn't half do terrorism weirdly. Maybe all those IRA bombings broke our brains
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@fesshole
I once sent a "I resign with immediate effect" to my then boss on a fifteen minute delay as they worked longer hours than me, so they'd receive it as I was driving out of the car park. It's tremendously cathartic
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@blair_jensen
@Ziggys_Duck
"So what, man? You earned that buck like a motherfucker, man. Keep that shit."
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@Rickardpmp
@jeremycorbyn
not even the death of a friend and a colleague can stop the brainworms of the FBPE types
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It was
#MTMTE
eve, and all through the house
I JUST WANNA KNOW WHO LIVES AND DIES AND THIRTEEN HOURS IS TOO LONG
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@freep
I'll summarise for those who are stuck outside the paywall (I'm Eurotrash so exempt): "yes, Goff and Holmes were correct in their points but they hurt the media's feelings, so don't do it again"
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@tonygallagher
sorry, you can't say "journalism" and "The Sun" in the same sentence and maintain any credibility
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@PeterFr89247986
@itvfootball
@IanWright0
@TheRealAC3
@England
Just because your parents said you're not stupid, doesn't meant you're not stupid
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@TheBarmyArmy
can't wait for a gritty 100 ball 30 in the middle of 9 single figure scores against the Aussies
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@ncimess
@DanRShafer
If one was to live in Chicago, one should be able to get multiple, high speed trains to Milwaukee, Detroit, St Louis, Indianapolis, Cincinnati and Columbus a day
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@Forbster_t
@BBCBreakfast
@MichaelVaughan
Apart from the tweets he wrote. And the witnesses confirming what he said. And the non-apology here. But yes, he's totally innocent
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@samspeakssense
@BeardedGenius
what are you talking about? Imane Khelif is a woman, so try and stir something up elsewhere
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@EvannHaley
I dunno, maybe? Might not be able to get into [average priced restaurant and/or bar] without a bit more on tho
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"Prime Minister Theresa May drives the UK into isolation"
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@SClivescs1
@DavidLammy
I'd like to know how one MP who didn't call an election with the referendum as a manifesto pledge, didn't call said referendum, didn't trigger article 50 and hasn't negotiated in anyway with the EU has "handed them" the negotiation. We're leaving remember, they owe us fuck all
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@EtanSmallman
Aren't journalists supposed to research the claims they make, or did you get your degree in a packet of cereal?
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@prodnose
to be fair, Southgate isn't the one passing it slowly from side to side and then hoofing it out, or absolutely shitting their pants when a Denmark player gets within five yards
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@FacebookAIslop
not surprised that an account dedicated to stealing other people's content has degraded itself to stealing other people's AI slop
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@karin_haggerty
@LozzaFox
he ain't going to shag you, unless you have an open line to the best cocaine in the country in which case he'll be right round
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@leyawn
who could anyone type the phrase "major NFT pages" and not simply combust with embarrassment
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@KatyMontgomerie
I got down to about 400 on Waterstones before I gave up looking, but I did find 'The Dinosaur That Pooped Halloween!' so it wasn't all bad
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Can we please give James Dean Bradfield props for being fucking one of the greatest guitarists ever?
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@brianmoore666
It's the blue tick Brian. I can safely call him a "cupboard hiding rapist" in relative obscurity
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Gideon dragged into the commons after a 72 hour coke bender here
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@Deoshill
@Skylar45574910
@NotoriousDvV
@midnight_pals
not feminism then, is it? It's just straight up anonymous bigotry. Also, how many accounts have you had banned on here, you flagrant fuckwit?
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@REWearmouth
"Labour will no longer tolerate the selfishness of those who aren’t focused on winning the next election”
The irony here is so heavy it could collapse into a quantum singularity and end time & space is we know it. But does it also mean Labour won't tolerate its own leader then?
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@MikeSilver
So to review: Dan Campbell took over offensive play calling to put his quarterback in a position to succeed which Anthony Lynn's playcalling wasn't able to
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@Mativenko80
"I'll have a small cod and chips please"
"That will be ten pounds, your first born son and a pint of blood"
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@SpainNufc
@Hackneycyclist
"the cyclist may have been a bit of a prick, but attempted murder is an acceptable response" Fuck off you absolute weapon
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