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ok well if tupac didn't come back for that i guess it's official
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to the conservatives freaked out about the fbi raid: my understanding is that if you've done nothing wrong and you comply with their instructions you have nothing to worry about
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absolutely amazing what people think they can get away with on here
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a thing i have in common with president trump is that i will never read his son's book
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the same companies that have made it illegal for me to copy blu rays for my personal use want to copy people for their commercial use
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um this is a violation of my third amendment rights
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you left an extra space after you replaced whatever came after “horrific” the last time
Heidi and I are praying for the families of the victims of the horrific mall shooting in Allen, Texas. We pray also for the broader Collin County community that’s in shock from this tragedy.
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imagine being so huge of an asshole and such a tiny coward of a person that you post a fake tweet from a dead man who can’t defend himself. congrats now you’re stew peters
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you’re laughing. the sun used to be yellow when she was a child and you’re laughing
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i think this might be the saddest account on here
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if the scotus draft was leaked by someone on the left who wanted to give the dems time to come up with a strategy boy was that a waste of time
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thoughts and prayers to the folks in conservative media who have to wear neck braces 24/7
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elon: pay $8/mo for a checkmark
90% of users: lol nah this is funny tho
the other 10%, just back from shooting up some bud light: WHY ARE YOU THROWING A TANTRUM [tears welling] YOU PAY FOR FOOD [tears falling] YOU HAVE TO GIVE ELON YOUR MONEY [full-on sobbing] PLEASE BE LIKE ME
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when u get back from driving to the store after confusing AM and PM yet again
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blaming video games for mass shootings is meant to have the same effect on old people that jingling keys has on crying babies
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this is not enough u must pardon everyone who has been imprisoned for saying it
People are proud to be saying Merry Christmas again. I am proud to have led the charge against the assault of our cherished and beautiful phrase. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!
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"i would've dodged those bullets like it was the draft"
Trump rips Fla. Deputies for not going into school. "I really believe I'd run in there even if I didn't have a weapon."
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the next supreme court justice should be idris elba. please retweet and share if you agree
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my man has fabric over his head to keep droplets away while holding a sign that says masks don’t work
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i know eight people whose marriages have ended because of matrix resurrections
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literally like 15-20 minutes into tim burton's batman i figured out that bruce wayne is batman
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doctors may have told aaron rodgers his achilles is torn but i would encourage him to do his own research
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genghis khan always treated me well and i do not believe he is capable of doing the awful things he is being accused of
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good lord there is literally nothing someone else actually does that this pathetic little manbaby won’t claim as his own
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please leave gen x out of whatever it is you're fighting about we're over here listening to radiohead not bothering anyone and also if u push us we're probably on gen z's side
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say what u will about musk but he’s done a great job surrounding himself with the only people credulous, sycophantic, and outright dumb enough to always believe his obvious lies
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today: everyone laughing at the gop trying to blame mccarthy’s ouster on the dems
next monday: “a new poll shows that 92% of republicans believe the democrats illegally removed kevin mccarthy as house speaker to distract from hunter biden”
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@EWErickson
the idea that you believe in a day of judgment and don't think you're going to hell is hilarious
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while the other democratic candidates are doing nothing but talking elizabeth warren is out there sneaking into everybody's homes and turning off motion smoothing
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guy who doomed his kid to be named X Æ A-12 is crying about people "forcing" their pronouns on others
@StationCDRKelly
I strongly disagree. Forcing your pronouns upon others when they didn’t ask, and implicitly ostracizing those who don’t, is neither good nor kind to anyone.
As for Fauci, he lied to Congress and funded gain-of-function research that killed millions of people. Not awesome imo.
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this whole thread is amazing but “what news of stalingrad” is killing me
The tweet and replies to the time someone once wore a beret in Waterford is an instant classic
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i’m sure it’s childish and i’ll probably delete this but i do love to see it when people start coming around to the idea that someone i’ve long thought was terrible is in fact terrible
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oh this is unfuckingbelievable her husband is the chairman and CEO of the NYSE
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ohhh you’re a small government conservative who supports militarized federal agents throwing people into unmarked vans and taking them to undisclosed locations without even telling them why. i get it now i’m sorry for doubting your principles
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manifest destiny’s child
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just met a guy who claims he's a democrat but he's not running for president so i'm not sure i believe him
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somebody should tell mayweather he’s supposed hug his wife and punch the guy in the ring not the other way around
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as someone who’s never read a book or seen a movie this sounds like a great idea that can’t go wrong in any way
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louis ck doesn't want people recording his shows without prior consent which i guess means it's okay to do it as long as u give a half-assed pseudo-apology a decade or so later
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how broken does your brain have to be to think that stephen king needs “clout”? this is truly next level lol
Stephen King paid
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How very Twitter.
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gotta hand it to bloomberg i haven't seen a new york politician pay to get fucked like that since eliot spitzer
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not to shit on anyone's parade but there's some deeply awful stuff in here
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i will make you shirt
i am completely incapable of imagining the type of person this shirt is for
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lol “despite” is not the right word here
Jesse Watters's elevation to the prime-time spot comes despite a history of statements that critics have called racist or xenophobic.
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it’s amazing how they’re all stupid in the exact same way. it’s like they all took the same “how to be stupid” class from the same teacher at the same time
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this is genius
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and i'd do it again
Police say a Connecticut man with a crush on Taylor Swift robbed a bank and then went to her mansion where he threw cash over a fence in an attempt to impress her
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yeah i mean he might launch a war against a country that had nothing to do with the crisis
It’s quite scary to think what would happen if the US were struck by a crisis that required a real president on the job instead of a sock puppet insult dog
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if someone doesn't say "oh big stretch" when a cat stretches you know they're a sociopath
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maybe instead of watching house of the dragon u should be draggin yourself to the house of the lord
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heard joke once: man goes to doctor. says he can’t do anything about supreme court. doctor says, 'treatment is simple. president is in town tonight. go and see him. that should pick you up.' man bursts into tears. says, 'but doctor…i am president.' good joke. everybody laugh
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