Croaky Caiman 🐊🇺🇸
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Nature’s humble janitor cleaning up the political mess. Deep-dive analysis on politics & Federalism #NewFederalist https://t.co/CNRbZ4ZePC
Steps of Justice
Joined April 2023
The Devil is in a Hurry, But Conservatism Waits . In an age where governance is treated like reality television—where every problem demands an immediate, dramatic solution—conservatism stands alone in defending patience, prudence, and restraint. But as populists on both the left
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@benshapiro You know Ben is really in touch with the common man when he calls it MacDonalds. That’s the real blue collar Scottish version
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@JoeyMannarinoUS The deep state is well over 17 years old. Matt Gaetz already turned it down, Joey.
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@Partisangirl “Took him hostage” He admitted to murdering 4 people and went to prison for it.
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@RonDeSantis Outgoing Democrat Joe Manchin voted against . 5 Republicans opted not to vote .Mike Braun (Indiana).Steve Daines (Montana).Bill Hagerty (Tennessee).Marco Rubio (Florida).J.D. Vance (Ohio). Important to note that the absence of these votes allowed the nomination to succeed.
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I don’t even like @benshapiro and I know this isn’t true at all.
Andrew Schulz realizes Ben Shapiro is only good at debating college liberals & can’t win debates against serious competition 😂
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There’s a quiet elegance to this type of conservatism: it doesn’t demand attention with a bullhorn but earns respect through results. DeSantis provides a call for future conservative leaders to follow—not with noise, but with conviction.
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@Acyn What a fraud this tool is. Courtroom decorum is strict, and judges have the authority to maintain order and respect in their courtrooms. Disrespectful behaviors such as rolling one’s eyes or staring down a judge or another person in the courtroom can be seen as contempt of court.
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The economy is so bad right now that I want you guys to go out and buy my NFT’s, my stock, more NFT’s, my gold sneakers. my picture book, my bitcoin and my actual coin.
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“dEsAnTiS HaS No PeRsOnAliTy”. Literally the only dude out there with any energy tonight 😂😂.
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@megynkelly Watch out that campaign is setting dumpsters on fire. Glad you found where they put your career
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Everyone on that stage is a former Democrat 😂😂😂😂.
I like this new Republican Party. We’re building something special.
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If you’re objective you have to appreciate the unintentional hilarity of people on this platform:
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Are these the dumbest people around?. Is that a cursor?
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@markrobinsonNC Who thought the best shot for this video was to have you look like you’re on an Internet forum?
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Trumpers: Show me proof!!!. Shows story: .“Ha! you believe The NY Times”. Shows court document: .“Ha! you believe a pdf from the court!!!”. Posts CNN video of Trump speaking at a rally: .“Ha! you believe a video of Trump posted by CNN.”. Post Fox News video of Trump:.“Ha! You.
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@FrankenforIowa Like the one in North Carolina that the current Republican governor of Florida is helping?.
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@acnewsitics The use of this meme actually is funny when you consider the GOP candidate actually paid for sex with a porn star.
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I used AI to turn JD Vance into an interesting person and a competent executive
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If @LauraLoomer gets used as the scapegoat as to why Trump’s campaign’s wheels are falling off and they ostracize her this will truly be the greatest election cycle ever 😂😂😂.
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Well, folks, it was a delightful little experiment being MAGA with some of you for, oh, about 48 hours. But alas, it seems the orders have come down from the golden tower on high, and suddenly H1-B visas are totally fine. So, I suppose y’all will be moseying off this here high.
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Lot of people mocking RFK for having Mcdonalds and a coke. Guys it’s just his cheat day for eating things he calls poison. It’s like when you say I’m not going to do drugs but then you take that one cheat day to load up on steroids and heroin. It’s MAHA
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Trumpers went from manmade climate change is a myth to the government controls the weather and creates hurricanes without even blinking.
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Nothing says “I know I’m screwed” like a 2 AM all caps screed saying you totally did all that stuff you’re getting charged with and should be allowed to get away with it.
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Nothing makes me believe we all died during COVID as much as this video does .
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When Trump grants amnesty to illegals and Trumpers lap it up I can't wait to hear how it's all because I need to get over the primaries.
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@HappyFloridian2 @DWUhlfelderLaw I sure as hell wouldn’t leave my kids alone with this. In fact I’d probably want someone to check his hard drives
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@NewHampJournal @thepulseofnh @NikkiHaley @NHGOP @NHDems Weird because that’s not what she said last night or over a decade ago
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Breaking: Ron DeSantis RNC speech leaked. It’s only 5 words
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@libsoftiktok That explains how she tricked Trump into saying Haitians are eating dogs and had him ramble about his crowd sizes.
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In case you’re wondering what normies think of this video: My wife loved it and said it made him look like one of her family members. 🇮🇹 .
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Bill Burr’s wife flips off Trump and people who have “F*ck Joe Biden” flags waving over their trailers are clutching their pearls 😂
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@PamKeithFL Probably because the first three didn’t survive and the last one was stuffed in a car one second later and rushed to the hospital. In fact, when President Reagan, the only one on your list who survived an assassination attempt, was shot, he humorously said to the doctors, "I hope.
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@realDonaldTrump @worldlibertyfi Hey North Carolina, I know you're dealing with some problems, some big problems. So I said, 'Let me get down there, because these are the greatest people, the best people, and they need to hear about this amazing opportunity.' And folks, you're not gonna believe it. I’ve got
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@MaxNordau If you count every Hamas terrorist wearing a GoPro as a journalist then you get these numbers
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@JuanPorrasFL @realDonaldTrump Ah, Juan, what a curious interpretation of the voters’ intent. Floridians didn’t elect a Republican supermajority to stage a passive-aggressive rebellion against the governor who delivered them unparalleled conservative successes. They didn’t cast their votes so legislators like
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Imagine being a supporter of a candidate who bangs pornstars on golf trips while his pregnant wife is at home and then writing something like this to the son of another candidate. Zero self awareness
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Kevin McCarthy at the inauguration today while Matt Gaetz watches from home is pretty funny
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He wrote this tonight after his huge shift on abortion. No self awareness 😂
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She lost every case and cost Trump hundred of millions of dollars. Just imagine how much it’ll cost now
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I’ve got some notes:. 1. Why would a wounded bird falling from the sky have poll numbers?. 2. DeSantis is the best candidate for the presidency and in general in my lifetime . 3. Trump literally fought social security and Medicare 3 of his budget proposals included provisions to
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@yashar Imma be real, this is trouble. I thought it was going to be music and I don’t listen to Bad Bunny. The video though ostensibly not a campaign ad, achieves precisely what the most polished political spots often fail to: it rouses, it resonates, and it reminds. Puerto Rican.
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That’s gonna be a no dawg @ScottPresler.
NEW: @ScottPresler "humbly" invites supporters of DeSantis to join him in backing Trump. "[They] are welcome & invited to have a seat at the table."
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Can someone please tell Tom Fitton to stop buying his clothes at Baby Gap
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The Ted Cruz I supported in 2016 would like a word Ted
A lot of people attempting to undermine Trump are trying in bad faith to spark a civil war between MAGA & @elonmusk . This is harmful & counterproductive. The great @MarkSKrikorian has a good policy solution where both can find common ground.
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If you’re wondering why Trumpers are still attacking DeSantis—even as he does everything he can to support the incoming Trump administration—it’s because their real enemy isn’t The Left, Biden or the Democrats. Their real enemy is conservatism itself. They despise competent
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I just witnessed a murder
@DonaldJTrumpJr @_johnnymaga Sorry we cannot all be as naturally beautiful as Gavin Newsom's ex. 😍.
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I AM Croaky Caiman. And I see in Iowa a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What would you do without freedom? Will you fight?
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Lovely video of Trumpers changing their policy positions when Trump speaks .
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@KariLakeWarRoom @Eskimosby @TheBabylonBee So you’re acknowledging that it’s not satire and saying that it’s actually true? . You guys suck at this so much 😂
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Grifters gonna grift
Christ is King is trending worldwide. ✝️.The media’s attempt to cross Him again has failed. Happy Sunday.
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Ron DeSantis is now “obviously”sabotaging MAGA's glorious return by not crowning Lara Trump queen of Marco Rubio’s Senate seat and scheduling the special election for Matt Gaetz's house seat in April—likely to, you know, comply with state law election laws and give voters time to
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TL:DR Translation: “I NEED MONEY”. My guy is a Presidential candidate. Your guy is a QVC host. We are not the same
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I‘ve had a complete change of heart. I now agree with the Trumpers—it's time to unite. If Kamala Harris truly is the great red menace threatening our nation with the specter of communism, then uniting is essential. This election is too important to mess around. So, I call on
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How many people are starting to realize the Trumpers were never battling the liberals?. I mean if you haven’t figured it out you’ll have at least 2 more years of this to notice. To borrow from the dumbest grifters: “Are you paying attention yet?” 🙄.
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Every. Damn. Time.
Fetterman condemns pro-Palestine protesters: "If you show up in a Starbucks with a bullhorn and start yelling at people, that doesn't make you noble. It just makes you an a******."
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What good is “winning” if we lose our identity in the process? Conservatism isn’t just a political strategy; it’s a worldview rooted in timeless principles like individual liberty, limited government, promoting a moral order and respect for tradition. These are not bargaining.
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@julie_kelly2 @kylamb8 @Bucksmba Reminder that these people will lie to you about everything for their cause 😂
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Why is she reading her own book?.
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Trumpers trying to get back on the pro life ship now after bailing 😂
@InstaGator2024 And because Trump flip-flopped the cult will forgive him instead of understanding that he he has no beliefs and is just telling people what they want to hear.
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@realDonaldTrump Americans get taxed through tariffs, paying more for everyday goods, while jobs supposedly “restored” just get automated out of existence. Then, to top it off, you expand H-1B visas to fill the tech roles created by that automation. Since when do Republicans believe taxes create.
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The “Hard Truth” is that you created the issue with an inexperienced speaker, allowing matters to come to the floor that would never have arisen under McCarthy. This led to the resignation of other Republicans, including McCarthy himself, all because of a vendetta related to your
Hard Truth.
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Elon: “Expand H1-B visas”. MAGA: Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Trump:
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We got @MassieforKY out here looking like he’s the last man at the Alamo saying there’s zero chance he’s voting for Johnson
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Yeah, you know, all those ‘socially awkward’ guys who become captains of their baseball teams, serve as Navy JAG officers, marry a TV reporter they met on a golf course who agreed to a date the same day, and win five popular vote elections in the third-largest state. The one.
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Man Trump abandoned Colby like he was a January 6th defendant .
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So since the last debate had the Dems replace their nominee because of his age, can Republicans get a mulligan too now?
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“Vote for me unless you’re a stupid American that played football or watched Saved by the bell”
VIVEK RAMASWAMY PLANS TO LAUNCH OHIO GUBERNATORIAL RUN: WAPO.
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@BasedMikeLee So is your argument that Trump failed to do due diligence to find that out, that he knew and went in only to get destroyed or that her sorority sister is why Trump said Haitians are eating peoples pets? Also which one of these is a good answer?.
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@KaladinFree I’m not following the case but that sounds crazy. If the judge had an ex parte conversation with the prosecutors and a key witness it’s already bad, if there was coercion of a witness by the judge it’s really bad and if the judge just had the attorney locked up for contempt and.
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Ron DeSantis has been nothing if not consistent on Ukraine, threading the needle between recognizing Russia’s aggression as indefensible while arguing that Ukraine, however sympathetic its plight, is not a vital U.S. interest—a position as clear as it is rooted in conservative
Tucker Carlson tells me about the moment he soured on Ron DeSantis’ presidential campaign, and explains what made him all-in on Trump
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Waiting for all the “He doesn’t need to weigh in on state level issues” people to push back on him and show they weren’t full of shit before. Note he’s now made a bigger push for amendment 3 than he has against amendment 4. Bought and paid for by the industry.
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It’s funny to me that the most triggering posts for Trumpers are the ones where all I do is say what Trump is literally doing. Me: “Trump is selling coins now”. Trumpers: “You’re going to make him lose!!!”
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This is a creative way to ask someone to raise their hand if they’re brain damaged.
Raise your hand ✋️ if you would vote for Donald Trump Jr in (2028) over Ron DeSantis
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