@DiabloMadame He’s screaming “release me”

@KayBurley Probably easier to chase down a wild dog than get a straight answer from a politician….

@MilesFuzzyBear Tug is a great game to learn to win, keeps the silly humans from being able to pinch your toys from you when you don’t want them to! (But you do also need to release when asked, especially if “toy” is something you shouldn’t have…)

@LeahCheshier That’s pretty incredible to run real time-ish to and from space. Assume the is is on traditional space to ground infrastructure rather than using fancy toys like Starlink

@aluraye Grab a cuddle buddy to go with you, depends if the furries will be moved from their existing locations…

@Albertspanner We want double TOT next week!

@flyabout7 Never find a cleaner tub than when he’s had the pink thing in it! He’s helping the planet by ensuring the tub is recycling friendly

@flyabout7 The old lad was a gentleman and took care not to generate extra housework… Ralph however just thinks you’re there to serve him so doesn’t care about the mess! But sounds like you’ve sorted it (you do know a bigger bowl = more sausages so that he still gets “a bowl full”, right?)

@MsABooKay 😂

@MsABooKay Small victories - successfully managing her schedule to fit round the footie

@aluraye King Cheeto

Hey @SW_Help why are connection times at Southampton so ABYSMAL? Whenever I come up from Bournemouth I get less than 5mins to make the connection, my daily commute regularly includes the sprint round the station as trains are ALWAYS late!

@sspoldogsection Good girl Domino - hope you have the naughty man a good talking to while the other end of the lead applied his new shinny bracelets

@DC_PoliceDogs He looks chuffed with his octopus! Not too shabby at the recall considering he’s just left home today, has he had the introductory meeting with the boss so she can lay down the house rules for guest puppies?

@atlantisislame This place used to be great for cat pics - now it’s just full of people desperate to show their pussy. I want more cat pics back

@atlantisislame Nice pussy…. Cat 🐱

@flyabout7 @SarahJazz1 I think this time your in serious trouble… best check the fridge in search of leftover Sunday bangers, see if you can’t convience the KC that it’s a misunderstanding/learning experience for the Lord and umm… the kettle was temporarily broken, hence no tea 🫖

@flyabout7 @SarahJazz1 Dear Lionel, today the staff tricked me - offering kong with peanut butter & treats, now it’s stuck to the roof of my mouth & he won’t make me a bowl of tea to snaffle! I tired to explain but he’s having none of it… I need a nap 😴