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@pmowmow
jared
11 days
Please look at my cat, she is almost 20 and the just sweetest kitty in the world, not enough people get to meet her so please look at how cute she is
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@pmowmow
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3 months
@IwriteOK I'd like to think when Andy saw this he slammed his fists into his desk angrily and hissed "I'll get you yet, evans!" Like a cartoon bad guy
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@pmowmow
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5 years
@TruthyNessMan @Cernovich Same, I work in an industry where I hear people's small talk greetings constantly, no change. It's almost like mike cernovich followers have no problem just making things up...hmm..weird
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@pmowmow
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3 years
@UberFacts Especially if you had no alibi
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4 months
@jakebrodes He has never been more relatable
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5 years
@Johnny_Joey @Cernovich Yeah, forcing other people's religious beliefs on people is the definition of justice, brilliant
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3 months
@Variety I love the subtle shade of putting grown men in quotes, well played variety
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3 years
@isabellarileyus You're just upset she only needs a fraction of the makeup you do
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4 months
@astrosbatgirl The main point being made by most of these guys upset in the replies being " No!!! Your too ugly to rape" is pretty telling...
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5 years
@NickJFuentes Will there be free donuts and coffee for all the parents waiting in the lobby?
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@pmowmow
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3 years
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@pmowmow
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11 days
@katiopolis Agreed, it's the lowest hanging fruit, try to hold yourself to a higher standard, be more constructive with your insults
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2 years
@LizWillis_ Imagine the smell of that place...
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@pmowmow
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4 months
@SohiubN @BriannaWu I'm sure she'll respond to this correction in good faith!! 👍
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4 years
@metalinjection Guns N' Moses
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4 months
@TexasBarb6 @StopAntisemites @HeschelSchool You're not safe because these people wear a scarf you don't like?
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@pmowmow
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5 years
@ZonePhysics Nice, take us to your DEALER!
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3 years
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3 years
@sovietvisuals That's why it's called CARpet
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5 years
@pixelatedboat @LucyXIV One time in elementary school a kid brought that song in for show and tell and we all just sat there and listened to the entire thing
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@pmowmow
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11 days
I'm sober for the longest I've been that I can remember and I'm staying this way, but man its made me realize how lonely I am, someone tell me something
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@pmowmow
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3 years
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5 months
@blakejones19999 @isaiah_bb Not really. Don't get the vaccine, plenty of other people who need that lung too
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@pmowmow
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4 years
@TechAmazing Yeah they're my friends, they tell me things
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3 years
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@pmowmow
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5 years
@rgay Someone said stuff I don't like online, proud of my restraint to not harass them on a plane!
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@pmowmow
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4 months
@JohnWakefieId I knew some kids who started home schooling when I was a kid, and I asked them what kinds of things they learn about and they said "whatever we want" and I asked what specifically and one said " you know, tanks and monster trucks and shit"
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@pmowmow
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4 months
@BriannaWu OBVIOUSLY he's talking about NUMBER of people. OBVIOUSLY. What happened to wanting to engage in good faith about this stuff?
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@pmowmow
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5 years
@IronLeagueThug @Johnny_Joey @Cernovich I can see how if a bunch of sociopaths are sitting around together how this might in some universe qualify as a clever tweet
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@pmowmow
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4 years
@Captain2396 @Jeopardy gained me as a viewer! arrogant ken rocks!
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4 years
@VroigNeader @portlandmercury your going to go start murdering people, that'll work out well for you
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5 years
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@pmowmow
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4 years
@UberFacts the people littering them are the real butts
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4 months
@MrTooDamnChris He got your ass
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4 months
@elicalebon No, it's just because zionists will harass them and try to get them fired and stuff
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@pmowmow
jared
10 days
ELON!!! VISIT YOUR CHILDREN!!!
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@pmowmow
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5 months
@lowbrains @esjesjesj It's not a fantasy if it's true? Do you feed women to bears?
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@pmowmow
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3 years
@TraderMcCoy @itmeMattD @kenklippenstein He's brilliantly funny. Maybe you're just dumb perhaps?
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10 days
No way Gaston eats 5 dozen eggs a day, even for a guy his size it's an unrealistic amount imo
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5 months
@chiweethedog @Rusty_01_91 What a bizarre reply
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@pmowmow
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1 year
@Fudgewilde @Morbidful Very bizarre take
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@pmowmow
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3 months
@rainycin @Adrenochrome79 @CaptainBarkov @Drewzillla @spectatorindex Lol, for a second I actually read this as "You're never gonna believe this"!
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@pmowmow
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2 years
@michaelmalice I love how we can reach across the aisle to rip on Andrew Yang
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3 months
@JosephPolitano I don't know, this guy was in charge of the DeSantis campaign, he's clearly some kind of political strategy mastermind
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@pmowmow
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5 years
@ReturnethN @NickJFuentes Kek, they took my joke...and made a joke out of it! These people are unstoppable
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5 years
@AFPceleb @AFP as a lifelong sonic fan, i'm glad they were able to fit my all time favourite sonic character, human policeman, into the movie
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4 months
@briebriejoy Also who cares how big the eye roll was, it was a correct thing to roll your eyes at, should have rolled harder
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5 years
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@hanfjob Who, him?
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5 months
@MarcoCorrosion I actually agree with some of the other replies here, Grummz
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5 years
@RisaStacy3 @historylvrsclub That's not how love works
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@pmowmow
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10 days
@KwayPayne90 She's literally defending the kkk, it's beyond parody, like....what!?
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@pmowmow
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2 years
@UberFacts Finnish...the whole bottle!
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@pmowmow
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5 years
@RespectableLaw @jackallisonLOL You already told us about the gay stuff
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5 years
@FINALLEVEL It's unfortunately ALOT of maga folks, they're completely delusional. They would rather completely divorce from reality than admit their cult leader was wrong about something, it's almost sad
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@pmowmow
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11 days
I think im going to try dating a guy, I never have before, I hope they don't murder me or something
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@pmowmow
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3 months
@PostLeftWatch He reminds me of no make-up Krusty the clown
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3 months
@WeedMubarak Oh wow. Have all the canceled meetings finally caught up with him?
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1 month
@rothschildmd She did a tarot reading on herself this morning and drew "the racist"
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5 years
@chwparker @lucian1367 @RealCandaceO Anyone agreeing with candace about anything probably is a sociopath
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5 years
@charlene519 @adalrifai I second sideways stories!
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@adamjohnsonCHI For humanity, a city on Mars. no divorces allowed, Terminus.
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4 months
@SilvermanJacob This guy is going to start looking like data in the later star trek movies where he has clearly aged a bunch so they just coated him in thicker white stuff
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@youwouldntpost Porn director striking a deal
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5 years
@fart @runolgarun Lol, there's a clip of Sanders from 1977 where he clearly states no homo, they're desperate
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11 days
@girldrawsghosts I moved to the United States and started school and I was here for 2 days then 9/11 happened
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@pmowmow
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10 days
One time in like the late 90s me and my friends saw a group of younger kids gathered around, so we went to see what was up, and they were all spellbound by this one kid who rattling off the names of every pokemon at lightning speed without missing any
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@pmowmow
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11 days
I drink so much water I had a seizure awhile ago, it was very scary, you lose your memory for awhile, I couldn't remember who I was, suddenly I was just on the ground surrounded by paramedics, too much water is a thing!
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@pmowmow
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1 year
@djangofent @PhotographNFT @Imposter_Edits Ultra rare double blue check nft bro W's
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@pmowmow
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5 years
@SemanaDeTiburon @thedavidcrosby Please Cros, no. Pete is awful
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2 years
@atRachelGilmore I think we can take him at his word about the "I don't touch women" part
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4 months
@MikeDrucker In tears, cutting up my "toys r us kids" membership card seeing this
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4 years
@FromKalen just walking my kid in a stroller while wearing a burger king crown at the r. kelly march, don't mind me
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5 years
@McJesse Jared from subway did us Jaredfolk pretty dirty
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3 years
@JesseKellyDC So...good? Much better? Agreed
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4 years
@WarrenPath @VroigNeader @portlandmercury Okay, so you shoot and kill someone and go to jail and it just pisses everyone off even more, that's the plan? I know you folks really wanna kill people, but cmon
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@pmowmow
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11 days
One time I was playing basketball with my adult cousin who doesn't watch basketball, and he kept yelling "and one!" At random times, like when he shot and stuff, so I explained to him what an "and one" is he was like " oh wow, cool" it was funny
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@pmowmow
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5 months
@LordAslanThe2nd Booger alert
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3 months
@denisrtlb @MaloyStrickland @TylerJodi4 An inspiration? Relax, I'm sure you guys will all get your chance to be left by your wives sooner or later
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@pmowmow
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4 years
@ArtifactsHub right on, they look cool and pretty hot, hope that hair lights up
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5 years
@battedball @Aestro @stoolpresidente @barry You have the same views as pinhead from hellraiser, cool
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4 months
@SWshotbyshot That's a good shot
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10 days
Congratulations to all of today's winners in the sporting events, and to the runners up, you'll get em next time I'm sure!
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4 years
@tnaggregator @Breaking911 uh, thanks! tell your conservative friends not to vote anymore either since it's all a friggin scam!
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6 days
@catsrule28305 There's a giant with a giant hog
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2 years
@carsonkrow @ryanchapline Well i'm yes, and it makes no sense.
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11 days
I'm so lucky someone else was around
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I caught the Amon Amarth set list when they threw it in the crowd at the end , there were some very large and sweaty guys trying to catch it as well, but I felt odins blessing and timed my jump just right. Sorry losers, this dirty crumbled up ripped piece of paper is mine alone!
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@pmowmow
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4 years
@backJramhall @VaushV this right here, the amount of "we should go protest in the streets now!" go ahead, nothing is stopping you, lol
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@pmowmow
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3 years
@chrissaccoccia1 Good God, you're such a loser. Cringe personified
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