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Some of my favorite photographs from Astros games this season.
#35mm
film shot on a Pentax MX.
#Relentless
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Sorry to the Orioles, but if these 4 walk into a party, I’m covering my drink
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8 consecutive Silver Boots? Like it’s hard?
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H-TOWN (and I cannot stress this enough) TIL I DROWN
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Alex Bregman walking it off against the Dodgers
2017 vs. 2024
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Kyle Tucker is still at Minute Maid Park, putting in extra work under the fireworks after the Astros 8-0 win over the Arizona Diamondbacks. Truly
#Relentless
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Astros dub on America’s birthday. God’s favorite team does it again.
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The Astros just pulled the most elaborate, 4-day April Fool’s day prank of all time.
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me after a night of el tiempo margaritas
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Yusei Kikuchi’s wife’s post on instagram about the trade to Houston.
Happy (and unsurprised) to hear they are receiving a warm goodbye and welcome from the Blue Jays and Astros wives & fanbases. 🧡💙
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“You must be sick if you still believe in the Houston Astros”
Me:
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Joey Loperfido caught more than a baseball
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“Myles Straw changed his walk-up song to "Seminole Wind" — which was Zack Greinke's warmup song in Houston when they were teammates — just to get Greinke to smile. That rules. (via
@anne__rogers
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This baseball stadium table just changed my life?
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Astros fans we must protect this child at all costs
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Joey mentioning “former Astro” George Springer in this interview shows you how much he cared about Houston. This is the kind of guy you want on your team. Rooting for him.
An emotional Joey Loperfido said saying goodbye to Houston and his teammates and coaches is difficult
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These umpires as out of line.
Maldonado, Abreu, all the Astros clearly had no interest in engaging.
García had to held back by MULTIPLE people before running around the crowd to try Maldy again.
Umps really think our Vets are dumb enough to get feelings hurt over a HR?
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You’re telling me THIS is the American League hits leader?
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What would’ve happened if Carlos Correa had gotten an at bat at the bottom of the ninth with the runner on?
I guess we’ll never know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Dusty Baker said what needed to be said last night. He was THE Manager of the Moment.
If this is our last year with Dusty, I just gotta say, what an honor it has been to have the Astros defended by this man.
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New Josh Hader reaction gif just dropped
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October is back on
Yordan Alvarez is in the lineup, hitting second at DH.
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Prior to Victor Caratini’s game-winning HR last night, it had been 585 days since the last Astros walk-off home run…
October 11, 2022 | ALDS Game 1
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The Houston Astros have dominated baseball since 2017, spanning two presidential administrations. Yet neither Trump nor Biden mentioned the need to fix the situation at first base. How am I supposed to believe they care about me?
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Trying to decide which jersey to wear on Opening Day be like
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Patiently waiting for the return of our King
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Get you a man who looks at you the way Spencer Arrighetti looked at Mauricio Dubon after that catch
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When I say “Happy Pride” this is what I mean
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If Justin Verlander is not having a sassy little reaction in the dugout, Justin Verlander must not be in the dugout
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Do you know how hard it is to piss off Mauricio Dubon…
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Yainer Diaz if Dusty Baker was still manager
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Mentally preparing for whatever the hell is going to happen to this team in Mexico
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This is what Dodgers first baseman Cavan Biggio could look like as a Houston Astro.
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Good morning to everyone except one guy
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TL cleanse — Astros legend Jake Marisnick hitting the longest home run in Minute Maid Park history (469 ft.)
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Yainer Diaz: “Curveball?”
Framber Valdez:
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WE’LL NEVER FORGET YOU COREY JULKS
The Houston Astros have acquired minor league RHP Luis Rodriguez from the Chicago White Sox in exchange for OF Corey Julks.
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How it feels to work the Friday after 4th of July
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YOU CANNOT TELL ME ADMIN APPROVED THIS PHOTO
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I, from the bottom of my heart, did not think the Minute Maid Park grass was capable of looking any worse. I’m actually impressed.
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Because there is no such thing as too many memes of crybaby Joe Kelly
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The hopes of millions of Astros fans lie in the hands of this man
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Maybe he can find it?
Dr. Brad Lidge? The former Phillies closer has found a new thrill: Pursuing a Ph.D. in archaeology via
@phillyinquirer
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“Astros fans are spoiled”
This stadium just erupted for a JP3 single like it put the Astros through to the World Series.
Stand during the game, cheer, show up, but if you’re blaming ANYTHING on a fan base that went through THIS in 2017, you don’t know Houston
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“How many home runs does Yordan Alvarez have tonight?”
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please be good please be good please be good
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*José Abreu in 2024*
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If you’re reading this tweet, you have just been traded to the Toronto Blue Jays by the Houston Astros. Get ready to learn French, buddy.
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Where my baseball history buffs at?
Here is a 1986 All-Star Game ballot found on the floor of the Astrodome a couple days ago 🤯
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Forgive us Jeff Luhnow, for the Astros knew not what they did
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How it feels when the Astros don’t get swept by the worst team in baseball
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How am I expected to survive 161 more games
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Tremble before Him.
Is it crazy that JP France scares me more than any other Houston starter right now?
Dude has been nails for months.
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