@crulge
this is what happens when you grow up on internet porn and now think that it’s normal for most of the population to be hypersexual all the time.
most of what the internet calls demi or asexuality is literally just the average person’s libido
@devilpants
@israelizreal
“i need a new therapist, the one i have keeps challenging my assumptions about myself and telling me to make hard mental changes”
@hexprax
the way she still sings in borrowed inexact high school cliches about love makes me feel like she still hasn't been in a real relationship somehow
@okaypompeii
Every Yorgos movie is "shocking surreal thing involving family dynamics is used to explore themes of society" like how is everyone late to this party
@RasberryRazz
If you want to have sex, no money is involved, right? So if money is involved, it means one person in the conversation would rather not have sex, right? So isn't that coercion?
@willmenaker
In fact doing good work can sometimes get you in trouble, like if you work somewhere where you're the only one who can quantify its value. Try being the only tech savvy person at a construction company.
@mechanical_monk
Protip: if the woman turns continuously, propelled by water or combustion gases which spin a rotor shaft attached to a generator, that is not a woman. That is a turbine
@kenthesimp
hardly even the craziest part of this movie. they split up, divide their kids so they get one each, then agree to NEVER TELL THEM ABOUT EACH OTHER
@SiddhantAdlakha
It was truly a strange feeling having my heart rate increase out of genuine concern for what was happening. I forgot that Star Wars could have dramatic tension.
@granitelefty
how do you propose to inform a person like this, who apparently doesn’t own a television nor understand the supreme court and needs to wear an umbrella hat or else they would drown staring at the rain
@LazlosGhost
he probably did it (it's unlikely to have been anyone else unless it was a tremendous coincidence) but the whole point is the burden of proof
@nodrectionhome
@VK_HM
i think the person in the dress is probably suspended parallel to the ground before he dives in, then they’re dropped 90 degrees into standing position after
@oldbooksguy
This is a great analysis for someone who is 60% through the film and is certain that it's going to end with all of Tyler's values fully validated by the outcome of the plot
@NewYorker
To the contrary, her music seems completely unbound to any temporal narrative. She's entirely self-interested and in that sense her music could have been written in any decade.
@Noumenon72
@powerbottomdad1
how do you know when you've lost? isn't every concievable metric for that claim entirely imaginary and therefore based in a narcissistic sense of self as being the main character of a game?
@beeftime99
i'm sorry but i have a disability where i really don't like to read stuff and am easily bored, can you just throw cooked food into my open maw
@RodericDay
this is either an intentional bad faith take for attention or you are admitting a susceptibility to fascist thinking even when a show explicitly moralizes against it
@KrangTNelson
“keep _ weird” is youth workforce branding for cities overrun by yuppies who think a brunch crawl and a downtown gallery with a pastel knife painting of a lion constitute an “arts scene”
@femboyautoparts
@parisandior
i remember i took a class on advertising for a business minor and they were like “be good in advertising. don’t do bad advertising, like don’t lie or stuff. you’re not supposed to.”
@BrndnStrssng
They (corporate music) finally figured out that the perfect parasocial relationship is not with an other, but an exalted reflection of themselves
@porcelainfruit
computer find picture of mt everest. set as background. computer find image of motorcycle. shrink window to fit image. computer drag the motorcycle over the mountain
@punished_cait
they all insist that they’re financially independent off a self-help book called like Meat Means Masculinity: How to Eat Raw Beef and Get Laid
@Jesse_Brenneman
Their brilliant plan of paying $8 to feel as special and important as the celebrities they loathe, envy and obsess over has sadly failed, obviously