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wonder what that frog from tuck everlasting is doing right now
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@crulge
this is what happens when you grow up on internet porn and now think that it’s normal for most of the population to be hypersexual all the time.
most of what the internet calls demi or asexuality is literally just the average person’s libido
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@GusanoFailSon
@halomancer1
“where did everybody go?” was both funny and unintentionally prescient
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@devilpants
@israelizreal
“i need a new therapist, the one i have keeps challenging my assumptions about myself and telling me to make hard mental changes”
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@hexprax
the way she still sings in borrowed inexact high school cliches about love makes me feel like she still hasn't been in a real relationship somehow
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@okaypompeii
Every Yorgos movie is "shocking surreal thing involving family dynamics is used to explore themes of society" like how is everyone late to this party
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@oysterFAKE
they should just split the screen horizontally and play the ceremony and the ads at the same time
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@RasberryRazz
If you want to have sex, no money is involved, right? So if money is involved, it means one person in the conversation would rather not have sex, right? So isn't that coercion?
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@NotJosephGarcia
hijinks ensue as i accidentally return to the high class restaurant still wearing my sleeveless “girls are objects” tank top
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@kellyAREKAYyeo
keeps telling murderers they’re murderers while unarmed and cornered by said murderer. peak male confidence
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@smokeismedicine
there were a few melissa mccarthy movies apparently produced and sold directly to my mom for her to watch when i visit
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@lunch_enjoyer
yeah but the random t shirt merch ads in the middle are like dog whistles and make you go crazy
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@_mrpussy
i hope in future history books that we can retroactively name it something like The Great Tantrum
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@coopercooperco
the real climax of the film was America Ferreira having all her anxieties fixed by capitalism via pitching a successful doll
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@willmenaker
In fact doing good work can sometimes get you in trouble, like if you work somewhere where you're the only one who can quantify its value. Try being the only tech savvy person at a construction company.
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@mechanical_monk
Protip: if the woman turns continuously, propelled by water or combustion gases which spin a rotor shaft attached to a generator, that is not a woman. That is a turbine
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@baby_snoozy
you just witnessed like a scientifically valid measurement of artistic expression
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@kenthesimp
hardly even the craziest part of this movie. they split up, divide their kids so they get one each, then agree to NEVER TELL THEM ABOUT EACH OTHER
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@egirlstepsister
leto prob eat the blunt the first pass around and then make his eyes all wide "look how cuh-razy i am"
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@SiddhantAdlakha
It was truly a strange feeling having my heart rate increase out of genuine concern for what was happening. I forgot that Star Wars could have dramatic tension.
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@PapitaNoob
@sophiebaybey
i couldn’t see that honestly any other way than the writers fearing failure and resetting to their comfort zone
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@granitelefty
how do you propose to inform a person like this, who apparently doesn’t own a television nor understand the supreme court and needs to wear an umbrella hat or else they would drown staring at the rain
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@LazlosGhost
he probably did it (it's unlikely to have been anyone else unless it was a tremendous coincidence) but the whole point is the burden of proof
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@rmjgua
@NandovMovies
if you think so little of these people then stop watching the tv and movies they make
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@AntifaCatra
@blkgirlacid
the ones who think that don't want change they want their grief reframed as praxis so they can keep indulging it
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@nodrectionhome
@VK_HM
i think the person in the dress is probably suspended parallel to the ground before he dives in, then they’re dropped 90 degrees into standing position after
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@oldbooksguy
This is a great analysis for someone who is 60% through the film and is certain that it's going to end with all of Tyler's values fully validated by the outcome of the plot
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@staticbluebat
there's a really weird forced-seeming moment in this where a "fan" spots him on the street and it sounds rehearsed
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@shaggysurvives
@typedfemale
yes. public school failed you. you should also know all airport shorthand codes and who your local comptroller is
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@BrndnStrssng
is there perhaps another name for a small timekeeping object that wraps around a body part besides “clock”
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@ymmayer
Candace Owens does this schtick too. People really miss the forest for the trees when it comes to content.
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@NewYorker
To the contrary, her music seems completely unbound to any temporal narrative. She's entirely self-interested and in that sense her music could have been written in any decade.
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@azninthesun
Do you think if he was starting at sundown or something people would be like "ah, sensible"
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@protestantwind
women can tell if you just jacked off by how you share a smile or kind word with all you encounter
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@GrahamB47
this is like the time i lost my mind in Dubai and firebombed a bunch of civilians
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@on_da_spectrum
the five minutes of dry heaving is karmic payment for being able to watch grass do a hula dance
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@Noumenon72
@powerbottomdad1
how do you know when you've lost? isn't every concievable metric for that claim entirely imaginary and therefore based in a narcissistic sense of self as being the main character of a game?
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@beeftime99
i'm sorry but i have a disability where i really don't like to read stuff and am easily bored, can you just throw cooked food into my open maw
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@RodericDay
this is either an intentional bad faith take for attention or you are admitting a susceptibility to fascist thinking even when a show explicitly moralizes against it
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@KrangTNelson
“keep _ weird” is youth workforce branding for cities overrun by yuppies who think a brunch crawl and a downtown gallery with a pastel knife painting of a lion constitute an “arts scene”
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@Gaber205
@ryanlcooper
flights are always cheaper to EWR because of the psychic damage you take having to spend time in jersey
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@femboyautoparts
@parisandior
i remember i took a class on advertising for a business minor and they were like “be good in advertising. don’t do bad advertising, like don’t lie or stuff. you’re not supposed to.”
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@e_w_green______
@FrankiesYourFav
i hear the scenes are the deleted scenes and theaters are gonna show the whole thing in reverse!
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@BrndnStrssng
They (corporate music) finally figured out that the perfect parasocial relationship is not with an other, but an exalted reflection of themselves
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@ali_sivi
we mothers stand still so our daughters can look back and see how far they've come
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@porcelainfruit
computer find picture of mt everest. set as background. computer find image of motorcycle. shrink window to fit image. computer drag the motorcycle over the mountain
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@punished_cait
they all insist that they’re financially independent off a self-help book called like Meat Means Masculinity: How to Eat Raw Beef and Get Laid
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@LostInArtMagic
@lxe
@jaketropolis
this passive aggressive mfer is headed to the tippy top of upper management
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@judysquirrels
It's weird because it's like...everyone can handle it themselves, but they speak on behalf of a hypothetical bystander who can't
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@MMcgillicuty
@JoyceCarolOates
thinking education exists solely to translate into profit earning is so baby brained
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@josesimian
@mollylambert
you kidding? that halfhearted handjob in the pilot is the catalyst for everything
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@HappyHooples
@Slatzism
@AmericaUnmaskd
sure, you can have one of those starter homes for a cool quarter mil. just come up with the down payment and it’s all yers
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@SenorWoberto
all this work and it’s already dated and will look worse than ever in five years. but i guess it makes cool trivia
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@Jesse_Brenneman
Their brilliant plan of paying $8 to feel as special and important as the celebrities they loathe, envy and obsess over has sadly failed, obviously
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