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@joecastlebaker

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I’m gay and I love seeing gay guys cooking together on YouTube!

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@joecastlebaker
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I am so sorry I came up with charged lemonade . I had no idea.
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@joecastlebaker
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This is not who we are! We do this ABROAD not at home 😔
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My quarantine routine: 7 AM: wake up 8 AM: wake up, this time for real :) 9 AM: self sabotage 3 PM: send an email—just kidding! 4 PM: yoga/prayer/meditation 4:01 PM: drinking, smoking, and sending nude photos 9 PM: Lights out! 😜 Read doomsday articles until 5 AM
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@joecastlebaker
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PSSST🧏🏻‍♂️ Yesterday your favorite Supreme Court queen, RBG, voted in favor of a 600 mile long oil pipeline under indigenous Appalachian territory and protected forests.
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@joecastlebaker
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4 years
What do you want 4 dinner tn? -Me waking up my boyfriend at 4:45 AM
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2021 was… 😆 wellll… a little 👉👈AWKWARD 🤣 Join us on CNN as we count down the TOP 10 catastrophes that had us going… WHAAAT?! 😜 Ana Novarro hosts. Brought to you by Pfizer 🎗❤️
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@joecastlebaker
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2 years
He/they of the day 😍
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3 years
amazing
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@joecastlebaker
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5 years
Next they should try fucking
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1. John Stamos wears a Jonas Brothers T-shirt 2. Nick Jonas wears a T-shirt depicting Stamos wearing the JoBro T-shirt 3. Stamos creates a pillow imprinted with the image of Jonas wearing the T-shirt depicting Stamos 4. Jonas creates a comforter out of Stamos's pillowcase image.
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@joecastlebaker
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3 years
We need more QUEER pyramid schemes!
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@joecastlebaker
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4 years
Masked Singer is like Judge: I think it’s Academy Award winner Jennifer Lawrence or even The Crown’s Claire Foy! *mask off* Judge: omg it’s Bronze Medalist in Women’s 25M Sports Pistol, Alexis Sheridan!!
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@joecastlebaker
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3 years
“Where is the love?” -black eyed peas, in response to the Iraq War
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@joecastlebaker
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1 year
For me I would try to network and meet likeminded artists/creators and then go from there—just keep on trying to make work that is fun and focus on manageable goals.
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How are you gonna handle this situation?🧐
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@joecastlebaker
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3 years
Something really lgbt happened to me yesterday
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@joecastlebaker
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4 years
🧪
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@joecastlebaker
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4 years
How is it noon already?!? 😆 😂 I wish it was 9 AM in 1992 so I could start this whole fucking life over again and do everything differently lmao 🤣 😂 I’m SO angry, ashamed, depressed, and fucked up 😂
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@joecastlebaker
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5 years
If you put a fried egg on a burger... it’s like, ok honey, slow down, this isn’t your death row meal. Just enjoy the sandwich as god intended it.
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@joecastlebaker
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4 years
What if happy by Pharrell came out this summer
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@joecastlebaker
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4 years
Starving, dying, ruined, humiliated, shamed, BURDENED, and totally fucked. Is how I feel when I have to send an email
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@joecastlebaker
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3 years
Omg inflationnn :( my friends and I are talking about it in addition to dating and stuff
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@joecastlebaker
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4 years
Gentle reminder: Fergalicious is a combination of the name Fergie and the word delicious
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@joecastlebaker
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4 years
Unfollow anyone who is posting as if we aren’t going through the most important civil rights moment of our lives
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@joecastlebaker
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FUCK... I’m so smart after an article...
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@joecastlebaker
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5 years
The most important thing I’ve learned as an actor! This tip has SAVED my career
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@joecastlebaker
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2 years
“Weird, no one is hitting on me” I say as I dress up like a divorced golfer and sit in My Chair at home for a year straight
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@joecastlebaker
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5 years
How do I tell my boyfriend to use the love language “gifts” more?
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@joecastlebaker
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3 years
I can’t read!
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@joecastlebaker
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4 years
A hard boiled egg “snack” (?) is potentially one of the most chilling things imaginable. Just seeing it dance around a plastic sandwich bag, a little wet 😰😰😰😰😰😥😥😥😥😥😰😰
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@joecastlebaker
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5 years
It’s Gay Friend season!!!
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@joecastlebaker
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4 years
We did it joe. We did it. -me after I cum
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@joecastlebaker
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2 years
Imagine if they resurrected Mozart 😍 Then he could work with Lizzo
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@joecastlebaker
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2 years
Be kind. You never know if someone has a gun ♥️
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@joecastlebaker
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3 years
Soooo umm I did a thing 😜 I collaborated with Monsanto and Amazon on a series of bottom friendly cacio e pepe recipes 🤤🤪
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@joecastlebaker
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4 years
Be kind 💖 You never know if someone is an employer
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4 years
The weekend is here :) I finally get to just veg out at home
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@joecastlebaker
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4 years
Ok so I am LEANING Biden, I voted for Jesse Ventura in 2016, and Saddam Hussein in 2004... my question to the President is: I love your dentures :)
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@joecastlebaker
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4 years
random I know, but this year I’ve been OBSESSED with changing every plan for my future that I’ve ever had
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@joecastlebaker
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3 years
Not everyone is miserable right now. There’s this one girl I know
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@joecastlebaker
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2 years
How many of you would do a 180 about Pete buttigieg if you found out he was hung
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@joecastlebaker
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4 years
I love my new tattoo. I feel so beautiful, queer, gay, and radical with this exceptional new tattoo that celebrates love, art, and so much more ♥️
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@joecastlebaker
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3 years
Not me doing that We love to see it It’s the that for me Can’t be me I love that for you We love that for you Not my love of that for you It’s the love for me Not the can’t be me loving that for us
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@joecastlebaker
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2 years
Being a model in NYC is one of the scariest things I ever did. But, it helped so many people ♥️
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@joecastlebaker
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4 years
This is is sooooo true ❤️
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5 years
Humiliating
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@joecastlebaker
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1 year
I bet when the Statue of Liberty first started turning green, everyone was like “omg nooo”
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@joecastlebaker
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2 years
when you go to a friend’s apartment and they lit a candle… Ummm, what’s going onnnn btwn us 😜😝😉
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@joecastlebaker
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3 years
“He/him” ok, so you are gay.
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3 years
I’m not gay, I’m queer. And I LOVE micro plastics—that’s why I’ve decided to partner with BP to help spread awareness re: my fabulous identity
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3 years
Going from CoVID testing line to CoVID testing line trying to get laid
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@joecastlebaker
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5 years
If I’m looking up a recipe i don’t wanna read a 1,500 word essay about your fucking family beforehand... sorry!!!!!
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@joecastlebaker
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3 years
Sorry I haven’t been posting as much, I was in the bathroom then the living room and then I was in the kitchen and then I was in the bathroom and then I was in the living room and then I was in the kitchen!
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@joecastlebaker
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This could be huge for someone who thinks Gay is Bad
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If any guys out there are struggling, I’m here if you want to fuck
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Crazy that this is now the widely agreed upon coronavirus response going forward.
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ADHD survivor
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I love her.
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4 years
Black people have always been on the front lines of the gay rights movement. White gays couldn’t have their safe married lives without Marsha P Johnson. It’s time we step up to the plate and stop being satisfied when our agendas are met but others are still systemically neglected
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Is this real?? Really shameful...
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When the probiotic yogurt goes bad
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🤔Why wasn’t I invited? - me looking at a group of total strangers in LA on Instagram having a private dinner
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My personality disorders showing up 2 months into dating me.
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Not only is my computer acting slow, but I’ve also had a really hard past
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Me five hours into the same spring mix salad on a date
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Idk who needs to hear this but if you are struggling right now, that’s really weird
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Hey FYI if we have ever flirted in the past, I consider you an ex
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☕️🧑‍🎤
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A few songs I wrote that are featured in this season of Selling Sunset!
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If you’ve ever booked or performed on a lineup with Ghislaine Maxwell, unfollow me now.
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This election is about so much more than @JoeBiden . It’s about my friends and me living in New York and dating.
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@joecastlebaker
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Amber Tamblyn is masturbating to What Happened?
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Kleenex, check. Wine, check. Antacid, check. Punching bag, check. Vibrator, check. Pantsuit, check. Comfort food, check. Refueled, check.
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Sommelier experiences something surprising in a wine
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My homage to that Tik Tok family. For the accuracy of this impression it was important that it actually NOT be funny.
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They found Hillary’s emails during Biden’s colonoscopy. Yep. They were in there.
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Wear headphones for this! Here’s my new #ActingChallenge I love Acting!!
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Being yourself - out Being fake - in
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After the credits of marriage story they ummm say this to each other ...
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Merry Christmas 🎄
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🎗
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I really like art. Especially if the artist is hung
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this is like me but instead of Lyme Disease its IBS
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This script acting challenge was so intensely dramatic. I’m a really great, great actor is all 😚
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It’s almost like corporate media has a vested interest in misrepresenting progressives
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This is so fucking shameful.
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I hate when people are like, “Why are you such a fucking brat?” Umm because of Amazon, Uber, Facebook and other injustices…?
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I got my grandma an NFT 🥰
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I try to take every single cup and mug I own into my bedroom on a daily basis. It’s such a powerful practice of self care and radical somatic healing.
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Can you imagine a better memorial than RIP RBG in your Grindr name?
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My impression of Margot Robbie in Once Upon a Time is getting really good!
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I went to a party last night with so many gay men. I felt free… seen. The party (JUICY GAPE inside an empty fermentation barrel at the Greenpoint Waste Treatment Plant) was only $71. A portion of the proceeds went to a Barry’s Bootcamp scholarship fund which made me feel so glad
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Why’d they dress Raven like a Final Fantasy shopkeeper
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My most recent self tape :) #actorlife
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*seeing big breasts* She’s… hung
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Does anyone want to rank stuff just looking back on the last year or decade? Could be interesting to just think back in that way
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@joecastlebaker
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Christmas can be so hard for gay guys. Let me know if this applies to you and if you’re hot I’ll do my best to help you.
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