pakejanek
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when i am in a dark room, it pleases me greatly to see through a window an immense horizon before me. - he/him. depaul ‘27. https://t.co/ZMZQrd4WVV
7 bis, rue du Nadir-aux-Pommes
Joined June 2018
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me.
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can confirm that this place is insanely cool. was very tempted and almost bought an american english slang dictionary from 1975 for $3
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jesus fucking christ
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i mean “that is the darkest of angels. the fifth rider of the apocalypse.” into the title card “5. beyond vengeance” is just one of the hardest fucking things ever right.
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@LegoKingo i think it would be amazing to watch just because of how much exaggerated sexual moaning there is each time they hit the ball.
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this is probably the only thing in any movie that always makes me immediately start profusely crying, and like i know film subjective whatever but if this ending doesn’t make you cry i don’t actually know if you’re human.
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imagining this with the moving seats
Equally fucked up that The Holdovers never played in 4DX.
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always thinking about this moment, which is probably the single most staggering, embarrassingly honest depiction of what it’s like to only be able to look at and think of the world and your life through film. such an incredible and special movie
The Fabelmans is about how terrifying being an artist is and how it will ruin your entire life but if its in you you have to keep going anyways and I love the film more and more all the time.
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what if christopher nolan wins director and says “this award is actually for tenet, this is a temporal pincer movement”.
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why is this like kinda the most beautiful movie ever made
y'all are not ready for the amount of screenshots i am about to take of this movie right now. literally going through it frame by frame lmao.
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this mentality that all art should strive for realism as if it's the best/only way for an audience to connect with a film is not just infuriating as hell but just like straight up objectively wrong! the movie you're making a prequel to is quite literally proof of this!.
I asked Jon M. Chu about the colour in Wicked. Read the whole response here:
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this shit is always so annoying, so i’m gonna ask a better question: what is the MOST necessary sec scene of all time?
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@AvalynWu such a genuinely and disarmingly tender moment for such a brutal movie, i love it so much.
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seeming it like this was like watching it for the first time, genuinely one of the most devastating and tragic movie experiences i’ve ever had. also:
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i sprinted from my theater all the way back to my apartment in the rain from this. one of the most insane and beautiful things i have ever seen in my life.
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@joshling i mean yeah, no shit, i’m obviously just one person and i won’t be policing anyone else’s opinion on this, i certainly didn’t like it but i know a lot of other people will and that’s cool! happy for y’all!.
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everyone stop liking this and go like my actual review that i just wrote, thanks.
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also reminder that if you don't have more than a month of your life to spare on one movie, there's an edit of this film that takes just two minutes from every day, coming in at a somewhat more reasonable runtime of 72 minutes!.
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when i saw the brutalist the guy behind me asked his friends "is the director of this someone we like?" and said "fuuuuck offfff" when they mentioned vox lux. later he started telling them about "this movie janine dilberg that was in a square aspect ratio" (it was jeanne dielman).
These people behind us in line for The Lighthouse in IMAX were talking about a bunch of Real Movies so I almost joined in to make friends but the more I listened the more I realized they were super annoying and had bad opinions.
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@Matty_Ixnay the back and forth between that and “entitles me?!” is one of the funniest bits of the year and i’m not even sure it’s 10 minutes into the movie, it’s so insane.
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the escalation of this scene—you know it’s leading to a confrontation but how costner almost draws it out to follow these two all the way up the hill in real time—is probably one of the most gripping things i’ve seen all year, pretty masterful shit.
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@ThirtyFootFilms idk if you’re talking about this tweet, which is just my immediate reaction coming out of the theater, or my lb review i spent ≈3 hours writing after the movie, but either way i think it’s reasonable to write a review for a movie while my thoughts on it are still fresh, sorry!.
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this movie is so stupid and pretty
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i'd say this is what losing your virginity must feel like but this has to be at the very least four times better than that. gonna go run through fifty brick walls now.
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i know that this is at the end of the day always a silly useless thing to say about people’s letterboxd ratings but it is still insanely fucking funny to give the matrix and the terminator 1/2 a star and then watch maxxxine 17 times in theaters less than a week.
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failing not to cry in public rn.
genuinely trying not to cry in public rn.
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who is michael.
We’ve predicted what some of the box office winners and losers will be for 2025…. Winners: Zootopia 2, Avatar: Fire & Ash and Michael. Losers: Tron: Ares and Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning. See our full predictions list:
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@no1ntermissions glad someone else picked this. “go back to the cluuub” is obv an incredible delivery but this is honestly just as funny to me.
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@LingoUnbound genuinely got such a huge laugh out of me. the man’s finger is never not on the pulse.
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this is one of the very few movies where i think that if you don’t like this you are genuinely just an idiot.
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what the fuck happens in shutter island.
the parts of shutter island that most stick out to me are the war scenes, especially the nazi massacre. there's really nothing like them in scorsese's filmography
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@AvalynWu that split second aspect ratio change is so fucking absurd, i really need to watch these movies.
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a movie with multiple split diopter shots and bangarang needle drops. sorry folks but i’m not immune to david leitch.
now rewatching a movie that a surprising amount of you seem to think is pretty good?!:
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@ProfondoRobbo like i can almost get where they’re coming from, saying that you shouldn’t have to do additional “homework” or whatever to watch something is an understandable impulse (look where we’re at with the mcu lmao), but like eva is literally one of the most essential works of art ever!.
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@hardwoodbabylon @joshling if you see my reaction and that's all it takes to dissuade you from seeing it and not going in and forming your own opinion on it, then idk that's on you. i've never told anyone to not see the movie!.
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@kackjeating27 i rewatched x and pearl today and don’t really love them anymore but think they’re at least pretty solid movies, but yeah i don’t even know what this is or what it’s trying to do or be. i’m truly fucking baffled rn.
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ok everyone shut the fuck up and look at this guy’s rating(s) for fury road, i’m actually losing my mind right now
@AutismRonin as someone who used to do this sort of shit, it’s probably the most anti-art way to evaluate a film. also just gotta shoutout the most fucking insane guy who’s currently doing it lmao
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@heremotherturin ngl i feel like i’ll just assume that anyone who seriously gives this an impartial review is actually probably a racist lmao.
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going through getting screencaps and oh my fucking god i need to bash my brains out on a concrete wall this movie is so beautiful and perfect
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@TheAlexSylvian me and my sister liked to click on random episodes just to try and figure out what the fuck was going on. we clicked on an episode halfway through the last season and ended up just watching the entire rest of it. sad to see it go but god i’m glad this cast is finally free.
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@nobodynoswift i didn’t mind the concept of his character and how much he was hamming it up, but i certainly didn’t like that they somehow did negative things with his character before [spoilers].
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@indianloonie he watched the first 24 and then end of eva in place of 25/26? that’s all i can really think of.
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one of the most incredible, vile, and vulgar works of spectacle i've ever seen. genuinely felt lightheaded at one point watching this. can't believe this actually exists, nonetheless that a major studio spent more than $100 million dollars on it. michael bay is probably god.
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@curationsystem it just barely makes sense, like you could technically watch the rebuilds without having seen the original show, but idk why the fuck anyone would want to do that lmao.
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@0liviaolive still think this should be the only sort of plot synopsis on there. goes so hard
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how filmtok users look when real controversial five star ratings come at them
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@chisomizm shoutout to this guy, first time i've seen someone in the replies to one of these with the actually correct mindset
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@AutismRonin as someone who used to do this sort of shit, it’s probably the most anti-art way to evaluate a film. also just gotta shoutout the most fucking insane guy who’s currently doing it lmao
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oh fuck.
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@artwithinpod seeing this right before it really blew up knowing absolutely nothing going in is one of my all time fav theater experiences. while watching every single scene in this movie it’s the greatest thing ever made and literally every scene only tops the one that came before it.
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this existing has to be some sort of second coming of christ level cinematic miracle. what did we do to deserve this movie?
just woke up from a multiple hour long nap after a small panic attack, let's see if this hits the spot. now watching:
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yeah alr this is actually the movie of the year. probably a top 10 movie of the last decade too?.
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as someone who watched superbad for the first time 2 weeks ago and relatively recently developed the ability to somewhat read political ideas/messages in a film, this has really kinda aged horribly lmao. naturally, rotten tomatoes called it the 33rd best movie of all time in 2022.
rewatching booksmart in class rn.
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finished class with 30 minutes left in the movie but man this is like the best movie ever made isn’t it.
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did a little icebreaker in my first class today of just “what did you watch recently over break?” and the fact that two people in a row basically said “idk, i don’t really watch much” just like !!!!!!!!!!! you’re in film school!!! why the fuck are you here!!!!.
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@jestingtime i completely spaced out and thought that said toddler and started going through the stages of grief.
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final scene of this is really kinda the most locked in anything has ever been i think. parents hated the ending. not my favorite movie from this year but probably still Movie of the year anyways tbh.
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this being literally the only minute of the movie with color like this was so fucking funny. you can literally see the color start to fade back out at the end of this clip.
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for the record sofia’s absolutely the correct one here, i just think it’s funny that these two posts showed up right next to each other in my feed.
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@AvalynWu takes an hour for her to appear on screen and then what feels like at least 30 minutes for her to say any words, shit rocks so hard.
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i'd say why even bother trying to do a gimmick one take if there are gonna be this many obvious cgi stitches in it but this looks like fucking dogshit anyways.
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@Matty_Ixnay i think this has to be the worst one people did it with. documentary about a holocaust survivor, but i just gotta show my love for the disney+ star wars show
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already quote tweeted this once but i just wanna say that i feel like people who think like this should not be allowed to make movies.
Jon M. Chu responds to criticism of certain scenes looking too desaturated in ‘WICKED’:. “There’s colour all over it. I think what we wanted to do was immerse people into Oz, to make it a real place. Because if it was a fake place, if it was a dream in someone's mind, then the
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my mom, who is sitting in the kitchen while me and my dad are watching this, turned around during the horse race scene and said “where the hell do you find these movies, i don’t think is appropriate”.
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@PunishedLibrary this is one of the 6 people i have blocked just because of this being literally the worst popular shitty one line joke review i’ve ever seen lmao. couldn’t even be bothered to come up with a joke that’s relevant to the movie, on top of making harry potter reference in 2024.
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this is so insanely awesome but also gotta hand it to depaul, what a brilliant ploy to try and swindle their film students into seeing a pedro costa film by just lying about viggo mortensen being in it lmao
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@neverthetories i genuinely cannot fathom how anyone, bullshit rating scale or not, could land on the pacing of fury road being the weakest part of that movie. just like what the actual fuck are you talking about.
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water flows downhill. major, major shit, hamaguchi honestly probably just one of the best to ever do it?.
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genuinely lmao
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@PetreRaleigh should we do this for the boy and the heron? that title has definitely stuck but "how do you live?" is also great.
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@chasonsegels here’s a very, very long list:.the boy friend.eyes wide shut.casablanca.playtime.rear window.one from the heart.maybe dog day afternoon.the girl with the dragon tattoo.challengers (phil’s tire town).air force one.after last season.crimes of the future.
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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh holy fuck wow
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