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@p_atrk
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4 months
That guy standing there understands women, ndio maana he's minding his business 😂
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Heri ninunue jug tano nizime hadi Jan 🥲
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Si mtafutie Polo bibi😂
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@karlngunya @iamjoseh_ Even saka the MoTM
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@crazy_kennar What is this😂😂
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@iamjoseh_ Unaskia mtu akiuliza, 'what if they're allergic' Watu privileged hawajuangi that poor people hawana allergies 😂
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@cllrjunior @JoyJMurraya Unaona cum kwa tirries na bado unasema hey😭
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34 year old me scaring kids..
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@254_iconicc @wangecike_ @GermanyDiplo Hakuna mkate ngumu kwa chai😆
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@evenmaina Yes I love watching ass but I don't do it on tiktok, I demand you withdraw that statement 😑
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@base10_ @Mohajobseeker @Buchu25940585 @MkenyaMzi @maliAggrey 'Sisi kama watu wa zilizopendwa hatuoni kitu ya kupendwa' won it😂
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@Misswachira1 Mnataka mtumiwe everything yet mnajua wenye mtapea kazi, sindio?
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Kwetu maneno iko ICU😑
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@5peopleke
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Hata saa tatu haijafika. Kwenu kuko hivi pia ama ni kwangu tu?🥲mtu anafaa ajirudie mara ngapi?
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@beth_kasinga Hii swali ikona target audience lkn kuna mwenye anaandika venye ako kwa mat sahii😂
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@polo_kimanii Akiingia celibacy miezi kadhaa na amwagilie coca cola anapata secondary virginity, hawa wamama waogope
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@jumaf3 If we all embraced WhatsApp calls, we would spend so little on calls
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@polo_kimanii 36cm? Wachanga ufala bana😂
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@evenmaina Not you saying 'Dem husense weakness in a nigga from day one' yet they keep choosing the wrong niggas😂
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7 months
@ShankiAustine Anza beef na yeye, anaweza kupea kazi ya kuentertain clients
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@UTDShabani @dcijuja Do you know yeye ni mzee cha ukweli😂
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9 months
@TheOtherDelo_ Kuna time inaendanga purples na pink mingi. Ingia hiyo time na ustake mara mbili. Moja tolea 2 stake irudi hiyo ingine wachana nayo iende na usikuwe na uoga.
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@Njoki_Njanja Nimemsalimia
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@polo_kimani Amekaa kwako usiku kucha
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8 months
Now we wait🤞🏾
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@sirdanmutua
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" @RobertAlai : Uhuru's number is 0722208842, Ruto's is 0722517997, Esipisu's is 0732819160 and Jomo Gecaga's is 0722473424.
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Innocent Tweet Kenyans😂
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@kidy_didy @_Geokim Kwa club, if you are vibing with someone na maybe hana pombe na mkona enough, sharing some with then is a norm. Usiwahi kuwa mchoyo wa drugs
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@VirusiMbaya254 Inter-course
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@ThisIsBett Huyu ni roho ngumu, what's the strategy?
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@polo_kimanii Hii inakuwanga very rare in humans but common in dogs. Ikihappen watu wanasema umerogwa
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@Josh001J Tunajua you're softening your way ndio uwaombe😂
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@Josh001J Wengine hatumind juu matako ni matako tu, kwako matako ni private part that must be attractive 😂
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@Kimuzi_ What's the point of giving a desert county like Turkana 10 billion and giving Murang'a a county with a huge population 8billion? Doesn't make sense
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@joan_muthii @SashaMardo same case with getting fucked for one night
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@MuchiriiMike Huskiangi kila kitu kwake inakuwanga incisors name😂
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@_Thickianna_ @SashaMardo Why do I think you're lying 😂
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@braxmiltony You only rate your mother highly cos you only had a mother-son relationship with her. That's not the relationship you have with other girls. If you want to know your mother well, ask your father!
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@UnaManutd Kitu imewekewa defense kali kuliko ya man city🤣
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@polo_kimanii Wanasema TV ni 25k ukisema ukona 15 unaambiwa leta. After umepatiana pesa ni either uongeze 15k ingine upewe TV ama pesa yako ipotee😂
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@Degrata254 If she's 20 and below, 3 or less If she's 20-25, not more than 5 If she's above 25 anything less than 10 is acceptable.
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@CNairobian1_ Badala ya kuchanga we can just buy the nudes
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@polo_kimanii Anaenda kwao next month sasa nataka akirudi apate nimehama, hiyo gaidi itanimaliza nikikaa vibaya.
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@Halztopia Ukona ujinga mingi sana kwa hiyo kichwa yako
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@Ole_Kaelo You shouldn't have any connections with your bro's wife besides normal talk. Hata number yake hupaswi kuwa umeisave
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@wangecike_ @GermanyDiplo Hii 100k mngeinvest na dci sahii mngekuwa mbali
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7 months
Uongozi dhabiti😂
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@mainandegwa232 The baddie in question.
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@_ItsPato @BintiShiro Wanaume wakifuata vitu za maana wewe unataka kufuata mushene ya wamama wa ploti
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@GhConcra @UTDTrey Mourinho said he didn't win the title in 2018 because City were too good
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@K24Tv Hello @WilliamsRuto , si uniachiange hiyo 3750 ya mwisho ndio hesabu yako ibalance vizuri?
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@abuyamasta Aliuliza 'how much per tweet' haukumjibu but you're here yapping. Hata wewe haujui your worth.
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@venkatesh_koka @insultsrare You're ruining good humor
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@_CrazyNairobian Ukishafanya realignment, huko nyuma side moja inaingia kwa escarpment.😆
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@ElsaAngel19 Being stingy to your own bro who's not even asking for money is weird.😆
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@GNev2 Maguire has a lot of space to move forward or kick it away. But he decides to make a very weak pass
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@Wiyil_ @Osama_otero @rasta_gurll If you think this ni story ya jaba, get a life bana😂
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@Kimuzi_ Hakunanga formula ya what to do with your girl
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@Wanjiru_Ngugii Tell us you're ugly without telling us you're ugly😂
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@Samkelo_kaay @AfricaFactsZone We are coming to take your women
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@polo_kimanii Lkn growing up with little ukupea a very pessimistic pov in almost everything. Inakuwanga ngumu kuamini you can win big, and when you win you still think haitalast.
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@evenmaina How do you work and follow up on all these things?
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@ShankiAustine It was not a con. Uhuru punished Ruto allies, used government officials to fight him and humiliated him in public. He never wanted Ruto to be the president, but he failed in his calculations.
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@Wiyil_ @zakheem_rajan Relax devine blessings giver
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@Josh001J There's a guy who was housed by his friend for months after ametoka ushago lkn after alifanikiwa kidogo he started telling the friend venye akona roho ya umaskini na kukufa mapema💀
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@evenmaina Pretty girl ugly ninja combo uenda vizuri sana😂
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Emulating the same thing you trash points to mental illness
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In the light of lesbian visibility week i am making myself be very SEEN 🏳️‍🌈
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@tekashi_tanui1 Kuna wase wako naturally secretive, they don't just share their things.
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@polo_kimanii Wewe uko mjinga kuliko the original Polo
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@jeanbrendah in the 90s our pri sch girlfriends used to moan yet there were no such films
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@kuwamocho_ Mtu hata anaweza dhani ulikuwa unapeana job ya mamilioni yet ni kushonewa kiatu ulipe 30bob
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@kairetugathakaa We're only interested in women for their vaginas, for friendships we have our homies
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@evenmaina Huwezi resist kuchapa bibi
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@K_I_R_A_G_U To reduce chances of kudinyiwa usikuwe na mtu, ikue wewe ndio inadinyaniana.
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@polo_kimanii How do you know na hujai panda 😂
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@itskipronoh Kumbe mingling with Alego's gives people wisdom?
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@polo_kimanii Hizi ni sideshows, tunataka a real fight😂
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@ItsKubasu Hello Martin. Aty naskia huko kwenyu ni martinmbezi tu?
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@polo_kimani Lactating mothers zii. Tushaipanga mechi na mmoja akakuja na kamtoto akasema amekosa wa kuachia. Nikaelewa then shortly nikaanza kumpiga maromance ndio sekete ianze, midway mtoto akaanza kulia na lazima anyonyeshwe ndio atulie. Manze nilimfukuza na nikanyonga akili ikarudi timam.
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@njambifever Explain how someone who's hanging out with a whole MP lack 1200?
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@polo_kimani manicure kwa uso🤔
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@_fels1 @That_Cewa_Guy This reminds me of this girl alikuja kwangu mechi akiwa na mtoto mdogo. Mtoto akaanza kulia and she breastfed her nikiona, in my house! Ilibidi aende☹️
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@omwambaKE A whole man can't fight a hyena? Men used to kill lions
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@Blackcherrrrie Kwani what what else should men wear? Plus unajua hiyo jeans na sneakers ni pesa ngapi?
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@Jemuthigh No one is tryna turn you on
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Sijui shida ya Wakamba ukuwa gani 😂
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@JKajosh @Asmali77 Hii si joke juu unakaa mwizi😂
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@polo_kimanii Na hiyo sura yako you must have money my fren😂
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@Josh001J Why did a all knowing god create satan yet he knew what he'd later do ?
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@Josh001J Waiting, akikubali hiyo kahawa wewe ndio utalipa😂
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@mbiti_mwondi Don't feel bad for them, it's something you can't avoid. Our generation will be lonelier ju hata spouses hatutaki
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Mimi niko kwetu, nyinyi mko wapi🤔
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@FGaitho237 @GmanwaG @DavidNdii Halafu geneza ibebwe na nani🤔
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