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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

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hi I’m j*ke and I’m a big fan of unfinished sente / 21+ / https://t.co/5D43t8okjo

SKØL, MN

Joined March 2019

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

4 months

back on my bullshit

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4 years

you had to be there

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bean boy

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4 months

just got fired

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3 years

@WholesomeMeme

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

10 months

look at this beauty I saw yesterday

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

2 years

@violentlyepic I would fuck this up ngl.

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1 year

@cancerkidkiller he scared the shit out of you lmao.

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1 year

@PhilJamesson Do not call the reader nasty.

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@oppositeofrural

5 years

@chefdami @Boladayy always marvel at how she’s able to hold onto that phone.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

3 months

whoever ate the first oyster probably ate box like crazy.

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5 years

@alyssa_schoener 2020 and we’re lonely okay.

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@oppositeofrural

2 years

@Baileymoon15 noo don’t kill yourself you’re so sexy aha.

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2 years

@_MedGold

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

6 months

new banger just dropped on Disney+

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@oppositeofrural

1 year

@TheSotaSwede as long as they don’t chill in the left lane causing people to pass on the right 🤝.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

10 months

@iohandles @3iTies 56th pick is a crazy name.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

8 months

@KarinExile did you take him in and get him a fish tank?.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

9 months

drove 30 minutes from Minneapolis and took some photos of the most amazing northern lights that have hit Minnesota in my lifetime. the Aurora will never cease to amaze me. what a night. 😌💙💚

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

5 years

high-ranking military man in the situation room photo looks like he begrudgingly accepted being told to pose for a staged photo opp

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@oppositeofrural

4 years

@thisisnotdqisv @jaboukie no he’s italian.

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bean boy

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2 years

loving these new uptown billboards

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bean boy

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11 months

big older guy just stopped and said in a think Italian accent “that’s a perfect lunch” referring to my dirty martini and cup of clam chowder.

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@oppositeofrural

5 years

@matchu_chutrain what happened to the other 50%.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

4 years

@letsassume pointing at ground: sticks.person: sure does.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

3 months

ripping lines off the Marty from Madagascar statue

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

3 years

@aspartame27 @jaxdellosso @sandyhonig did you just call the road a floor.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

10 months

tell me why I walked into a patch of CACTUS today in Minneapolis???

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

2 years

chef: 86 cunt. staff: heard chef. server, to table: sorry we are no longer serving cunt.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

1 year

@drewjanda “burn flags, plant flowers” is the hardest line ever.

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1 year

@SonyaShaykhoun @AmandaBRKLYN @flyin_obrien is it legal to be recording on your phone while driving @NYPDPC.

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@oppositeofrural

3 years

@zuza_real

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2 years

@444hal @mattxiv

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

4 years

@felipelives @Diogoepronto @realJackEason “not much”.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

4 years

@midoriwillfight I see Melania is doing residential now.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

10 months

getting the news about glen taylor no longer selling the timberwolves

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

2 years

@JUNlPER @chris bunch of mr beast fans coming out of the woodwork to attack the one trans person in his crew, what a community.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

1 year

@AmandaBRKLYN @SonyaShaykhoun @flyin_obrien @NYPDPC interesting that she hasn’t replied to a single instance that she’s been called out for that yet continues to lecture the cyclist for traffic violations. must be a god awful lawyer.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

3 years

@BrosephLloyd @CaucasianJames and he’s in Minneapolis lmao. if I see you at a brewery I’m buying you a drink mr. eggplant, you could use a couple after a day like today.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

2 years

@ziontrollium @wildtiktokss case closed.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

6 years

@Oprah is about to ask everyone to look under their seats for a new iPad or something. #AppleEvent.

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@oppositeofrural

2 years

@WorldWideWob

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@oppositeofrural

5 years

@KylePlantEmoji Kyle I’m begging man just one week without cringe that’s all.

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@oppositeofrural

3 years

@WholesomeMeme

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

4 years

if the Log Chute was your favorite ride we’re best friends now. I don’t make the rules.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

5 years

@KylePlantEmoji Of course it works! Just boil bleach for ten minutes and then inhale deeply! Clears my sinuses every time! 😌 rip to everyone else but I’m different.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

6 years

#AppleCard by @Apple is great because it’s secure but also titanium is great for scraping frost off your windshield. #AppleEvent.

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@oppositeofrural

4 years

@abcdentminded

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@oppositeofrural

2 years

@bklynb4by Rachel don’t joke about the second coming of Christ AGAIN! We’ve talked about this!!.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

6 years

@payurbit @LeahTiscione @AndyRichter Decoco.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

10 months

wrong day to be a chip amigo

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

1 year

@fitfuljest people with green eyes don’t talk about it challenge: impossible.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

2 years

@freshhel @MeganBitchell one of the best ice creams on the planet

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

6 months

@michael_nielsen @PopulismUpdates 17 and 93 wonder what they even talked about. probably the civil war I guess.

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@oppositeofrural

2 years

@coldhealing

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2 years

@SaschaAmato “get a boob hickey”.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

4 months

once again

bean boy

@oppositeofrural

4 months

unedited iPhone photos of the northern lights (Aurora Borealis) in Bemidji, MN

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

1 year

normal Minnesota winter day

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

8 months

@NYTRProductions @davenewworld_2 “Let’s hear both sides!” he says after watching a cop randomly execute a tiny dog.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

5 years

@BarstoolBigCat you take this photo on a GameBoy?.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

7 months

@Adriana_Lacy @OhItsRyan Bootychag is permanently how I will remember him now, thank you.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

8 months

@ok_alriight Anoka is a ways out but that deserves a vote.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

2 years

@YSniper54 @lshmeezy @TheTruth_418 @Woke__1234 @BleacherReport buddy is on a burner retweeting shirtless Andrew Tate and arguing ball lmao.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

10 months

it’s Adam AND Eve not Adam OR Eve. this is why god wants you to be bi.

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@oppositeofrural

2 months

@Mike_from_PA @jarl_marx isn’t the important part that he couldn’t get treatment?.

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@oppositeofrural

2 years

@jacksonhinklle

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

6 months

clever to put it next to 2000’s Greatest Tragedies.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

5 years

@mtvcell @wethsworld

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

5 years

@jaynautt @khanyisabrancon @RichNextWeeknd @MojoSoDopeeeeee @joannadarc420 @kauketso @graysluvr @Scorchmaferengi @big14hundred @anw2ar @manal__kader @azziel_ @Oskarlinke @honeydewdoll @BLNDlSM @sarahlugor And that mean cheap, cause ain't shit free and I know it. Even love ain't, 'cause this nut cost, that clinic killed my soul. But you gotta hit the pussy raw though.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

3 years

took some pictures of the eclipse last night. not a bad moon if you ask me.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

10 months

yeah I’m taken, taken a damn break from trying to find love!

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

9 months

just the beginning 💙💚

bean boy

@oppositeofrural

9 months

currently watching the Northern Lights from a plane while watching the Timberwolves in the playoffs, what a time to be alive 💙💚.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

3 years

@MidnightInferno @abiqjazimins @WholesomeMeme

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@oppositeofrural

2 years

@DentistSternum @sairaspooks

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

5 years

@Skoog way better than breasts because they have light and dark meat, plus the skin on the grill keeps in the juices.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

4 years

@eriktruedson you physically had to BE there to experience the glory that was a Saturday at Camp Snoopy.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

4 years

@BrittanyVenti @sarahschauer sure hope this is you earnestly asking to buy them.

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@oppositeofrural

2 years

@vikesinsider

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

4 years

@DianaVillex @urbansimian @thisappischeekz @niksburner @Complex imagine tweeting “pizza pizza” and getting 11k likes we really are going thru it out here.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

3 years

@WholesomeMeme Bob Birdquist.

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2 years

@swarthyhero

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@oppositeofrural

4 months

unedited iPhone photos of the northern lights (Aurora Borealis) in Bemidji, MN

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

11 months

@jbfan911 Muhumed is a great perfume name ngl.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

2 years

@truth_trek @IsabelleDotJpeg @Alice_comfy buddy is retweeting Matt Walsh, he’s a lost cause.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

2 years

@drawistaken @DittoGlasses @LordZuruki @Kremit00793232 @EvoisThaILLest @H2lProdigy @JoseJoestaar

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

2 months

@Mike_from_PA @jarl_marx

Malcolm Harris

@BigMeanInternet

2 months

Of course the guy wasn't a leftist if he were he'd be too worried about making the left look bad to assassinate a CEO.

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bean boy

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2 years

@hard4BIDEN @isibusiso_ @ChairmanAwesome @pasta_niece @SchattmanBen uploaded the whole damn song lmao.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

5 years

NORMALIZE GUILLOTINES.NORMALIZE GUILLOTINES.NORMALIZE GUILLOTINES.NORMALIZE GUILLOTINES.NORMALIZE GUILLOTINES.NORMALIZE GUILLOTINES.NORMALIZE GUILLOTINES.NORMALIZE GUILLOTINES.NORMALIZE GUILLOTINES.NORMALIZE GUILLOTINES.NORMALIZE GUILLOTINES.NORMALIZE GUILLOTINES.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

4 months

Twins: 📉.Dippin’ Dots: 📈📈📈

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

4 years

@Heauxno1currr brb crying 😭

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@oppositeofrural

4 months

heirloom tomato caprese snack

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

4 months

DOTD (donut of the day): blueberry pie

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

5 years

if you’re terrified you should wonder why. Shake Shack poisoning? fake.McChicken bite gone? fake.Starbucks “pigs” cups? fake. you’re afraid to eat at a drive thru because other cops made up stories that scare you, meanwhile black people are being lynched. pathetic.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

1 year

@kafkashoress what did you learn.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

10 months

he was in life as he was in death. cooler than hell

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

2 years

I made this for my family, so thankful for them this year and every year 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 (6’1 with stable income btw)

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

3 months

trick or treater said “wow you have good candy!” to me, so yeah, you could say I’m back.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

4 years

@ibehatinlowkey get this man an a/c unit.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

4 years

@bocxtop @whiteclawvirus “yeah no” are you from MN my man??.

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bean boy

@oppositeofrural

2 years

@abughazalehkat did they mean to flatter you with a great pfp?.

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