Mat George
@matchu_chutrain
Followers
62K
Following
45K
Media
3K
Statuses
29K
๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐บ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฒ๐๐๐ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Cohost of @sheratesdogspod | Med School Student Runner Up ๐ฉบ | Venmo: matchu_chutrain | he/him
Los Angeles, CA
Joined July 2011
For 5 dollars I will come st*b your boyfriend to make sure heโs not a cake
693
26K
299K
Half of us are gonna come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks and the other half is gonna come out with a drinking problem. There is no in between.
2K
85K
583K
My tinder match just roasted the fuck out of me as an opener and Iโm kinda into it
428
12K
308K
Iโve been in LA for a year and havenโt seen a single celebrity. My mom comes for a weekend and meets Snoop Dogg
2K
13K
296K
Me texting my friends when Iโm on a first date.
Going welI, I think! Thank you to all. LOVE!!!.
296
29K
274K
My favorite memory in high school was when I fell in love with this girl but I was mean to her and then one day at a football game she was like โwaiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought. Useless and disappointingโ and then it started raining and we kissed.
361
23K
254K
I'm laughing so hard at the amount of breaks the dude in this video took.
409
29K
236K
My coming out story: I texted the family group chat that Iโm gay while I was blacked out, got ignored by everyone and then watched as every single person responded when my sister sent a picture of the enchiladas she made 4 hours later.
400
6K
217K
Dudes be like Iโm sorry if you misread the 9 months of us talking and me telling you that youโre perfect for me as me wanting to date you.
338
29K
203K
If I walked into my significant others room and our faces were on the comforter I would call the police.
175
19K
202K
Three months ago I was crying every single day when I drove home from work because I was so unhappy with my life. Iโm still doing that but now I get to listen to Christmas music simultaneously.
130
22K
190K
My ex texted me โhey uglyโ and I got butterflies . Whatโs wrong with me.
190
14K
187K
To the couples who got engaged yesterday and took the attention away from Jesusโ birthday. have fun in hell.
333
12K
188K
Imagine being inside of Michaelโs and seeing a grown man do this.
Fun times at Michaelโs . Trump . Is. Still. Your. President . ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ. God bless President Trump and God bless America.
350
12K
186K
Heโs not ignoring you he just recently bought separate shampoo and conditioner and is trying to figure out which one goes in his hair first.
212
22K
184K
I give every guy I date a 3 red flag rule. The rule is if I find three or more red flags then I become colorblind for the remainder of our toxic relationship.
287
20K
176K
Let this be a lesson for men everywhere.
327
13K
171K
Inside of you there are two boulders. One small one and one large one the size of a small one.
112
22K
169K
Itโs crazy how 6 months ago blacking out alone in your house was a sign of alcoholism but now itโs just a normal Tuesday.
84
16K
151K
One time in high school I was having an allergic reaction to peanut butter so I asked to go to the nurses offices and my teacher told me to just wait because class was over in 15 minutes. I said ok because Iโd rather go into anaphylactic shock than be confrontational.
575
8K
146K
NORMALIZE SEDATING BABIES ON PLANES .NORMALIZE SEDATING BABIES ON PLANES .NORMALIZE SEDATING BABIES ON PLANES .NORMALIZE SEDATING BABIES ON PLANES .NORMALIZE SEDATING BABIES ON PLANES .NORMALIZE SEDATING BABIES ON PLANES .NORMALIZE SEDATING BABIES ON PLANES .NORMALIZE SEDATING BA.
1K
13K
144K
Girls talking in the bathroom after one of them threw a drink in her ex boyfriends face.
No Lindsey, it was a sign of strength that some people just donโt understand!.
92
21K
141K
I had 24 years to come up with a hobby. I didnโt and now Iโm shit outta luck.
73
14K
133K
Claudia Conway was FIFTEEN when she told the whole world her mom had Covid via Tik Tok.
Miley was SIXTEEN when she released The Climb.
49
8K
127K
All I ask is that if youโre going to murder me you do it in a way that will get me on a popular podcast.
126
15K
127K
My stomach when I was 5:. | |.| |.| \.| \.| \.| \.| ๐ |.| /.| /.| /.| |.
99
10K
119K
Instead of asking your boyfriends if you look fat just ask your grandparents. Theyโll tell you the truth without any hesitation.
232
12K
119K
My dad has never been this proud of me in my entire life
128
5K
102K
Stop yelling at me for having multiple boyfriends. God didnโt have one disciple. He had 12.
129
10K
99K
One time when I was 17 I was talking to this 30 year old and I gave him my address because he wanted to see how far we were from each other. 30 minutes later he texted me to look outside and when I did he was in his 2009 Toyota Crayola driving by and waving.
506
4K
97K
Kim, sweetie, Iโm begging you please hire someone else to photoshop your photos.
This family pic was such a challenge because Chicago was so scared of Dino! LOL We tried to explain and show her that it was just daddy but she didnโt get the concept yet! So shout out to the photographer for editing her in & making our family Flinstones dreams come true!
105
7K
96K
Me and my friends when we all end up unemployed because our bosses found our twitters
269
12K
84K
normally donโt like to out people but thereโs a 50% chance I saw this dude on Grindr
248
3K
81K
I need to lose 30 pounds in 3 days can I get some tips please.
1K
11K
76K
If this gets 1000 likes Iโll bring my cat to Arizona and my roommate canโt be mad because this had 1000 likes so I had to.
49
862
72K
Iโm confused how people who live in places where itโs always gloomy outside get their happiness??? From within??? Could not be me.
221
5K
65K
When I gave up my dads dream of me being a basketball star to perform in the school musical alongside my girlfriend Gabriella.
15
4K
62K
*Lorde sitting at a red light*. I'm waiting for it. ๐๐ก๐๐ญ ๐ ๐ซ๐๐๐ง ๐ฅ๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ. Iฬถอฬผอ ฬทฬฉอฬอ WฬถฬฬฆฬฬAฬตฬฬวธฬถฬฐออTฬถออ ฬทอฬIฬดฬบอฬฬTฬถฬอ ฬธฬอฬ.
33
7K
61K
Someone left this at my apartment. What could they POSSIBLY be eating with this tiny of a spoon???
1K
5K
58K
Day 3 of quarantine: me getting into a fight with my coworkers
80
9K
57K
My ex used to tell me I was a worthless piece of garbage every single day. My new man only says it 1-2 times a week and that, ladies, is what I call progress.
20
4K
56K
The 74 year old .lady getting .airlifted off the The pilot .mountain
50
6K
51K
I swear to god if Iโm ever eating alone at 60 years old and some twerp comes and sits with me cuz they think I look lonely Iโll beat the living crap out of them.
25
4K
48K
I saw someone quote tweet this and say โs/o to godโ . This had nothing to do with god this was all because of The Naked Philanthropist Girl.
Rain pours in Sydney, Australia, giving residents hope as the region grapples with devastating bushfires.
37
3K
45K
All I want is a quesadilla and a crumb of serotonin. Is that too much to ask for?.
44
6K
44K
Thought I saw a hickey on my neck and began to panic until I remembered itโs been months since Iโve been physically touched by another human being.
27
3K
42K
Oh my god theyโre leaving the royal family . ๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆฐ๐ฉ๐ฝ. ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ. ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ. ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ ๐ฉ๐ป๐ง๐ป๐ธ๐ผ๐ด๐ป ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ. ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ. ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ.
23
2K
42K
I cannot believe my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. Thatโs strike one buddy. Two more instances like that and youโre gonna get a warning.
26
2K
41K
One time in middle school I brought home what I thought was a Willy Wonka golden ticket and laid it on my dresser. My mom later busted my door down while I was showering and screamed at me asking why I had a magnum condom in my room.
9
2K
39K
โDonโt touch the buttโ.Nemo:.๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ.๐๐ฟ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐ฟ.๐๐ฟ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐พ๐๐ฟ.๐๐ฟ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ฝ๐๐พ๐๐ฟ.๐๐ฟ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ๐๐ผ๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ผ๐๐ฝ๐๐พ๐๐ฟ.๐๐ฟ๐๐พ ๐๐ฝ ๐ค ๐๐ฝ๐๐พ๐๐ฟ.๐๐ฟ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ๐๐ผ๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ผ๐๐ฝ๐๐พ๐๐ฟ.๐๐ฟ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ฝ๐๐พ๐๐ฟ.๐๐ฟ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐พ๐๐ฟ.๐๐ฟ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐ฟ.
12
3K
37K
Can now cross โalmost ruining my best friends proposalโ off my bucket list
86
1K
36K
I need to make it clear that they didnโt ignore me because Iโm gay they ignored me because Iโm annoying.
60
650
35K
I donโt know who needs to hear this but donโt cut your hair in the middle of a depressive episode
120
2K
35K
Saw an article that said the Colorado governor would look into the death of Elijah McClain because millions of people signed a petition which is nice but imagine how much nicer it would be if it didnโt take millions of signatures to look into the death of an innocent black man.
11
7K
33K
โYOU CAN GIVE DOUBLE LIKES ON TWIT-โ literally shut the fuck up.
33
648
34K
Blood Banks: PLEASE DONATE BLOOD PEOPLE ARE LITERALLY DYING BECAUSE WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH. Me: hi. Blood Banks: not you, homo.
31
2K
30K
Itโs the weekend and you know what that means!! . Nothing. It means nothing and nothing matters anymore.
9
3K
27K
People told me to send a nude in our group chat so I did and now itโs dead silent. Iโm in so much pain.
43
779
27K
Why are conservatives so insistent on calling Covid-19 the Chinese virus? Itโs not even like it saves them time typing it out I think they may just be racists??? Thoughts???.
94
2K
25K
Not me getting a text that my Uber has arrived in a red Honda while Iโm in a grey Prius 4 minutes into the ride.
19
881
25K
I donโt know who needs to hear this but maybe donโt text โMerry Christmasโ to the dude who treated you like shit this year.
41
3K
23K
Me seeing yโall get sad over boys with dirty fingernails
16
3K
23K
"If you're in America you should speak English". I didn't see you speaking Spanish when you were blacked out at 1 PM in Mexico, Becky.
35
7K
21K
I feel like I missed my opportunity to find someone to date so now I have to wait until the first wave of divorce hits.
22
2K
22K
Can someone with E. coli please spit in my mouth IMMEDIATELY.
33
3K
21K
The best part of the diner was that one day the guitar fell off the wall and under it was a quote that said โdonโt let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.โ. I still get goosebumps when I think about that diner.
21
550
20K
I cannot believe these are real messages I got last night lmfaooo
75
434
19K
Dating someone who isnโt twice your age and willing to buy you flights and expensive dinners? In this economy?.
13
2K
19K
My absolute favorite part of this day was when my dad saw me about to leave in the middle of the game and was like โyouโre giving up on your dreamsโ and then I was like โno dad Iโm giving up on yoursโ and ran to kiss her. I didnโt even like football my true passion was poetry.
6
702
19K
Also her parents were dead and she had a mean step mom and step sisters and worked at a diner.
10
400
19K
And I know they werenโt asleep because it was like 11 am.
15
69
18K
๐men. |. |. | _ _ _ _ _ _ __ _ _. |.๐apologizing |. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _| . |. |. |.๐figuring out a way to blame it on something/someone else.
21
2K
17K
Apparently Coronavirus likes to live in beards so please say a prayer for all of my ex girlfriends.
32
688
17K
Covid 19 Jolene. ๐ค. Not taking Dolly Partonโs man.
6
1K
17K
Can everyone stop saying itโs not Snoop Dogg. My momโs gonna be heartbroken the next time she logs onto Twitter.
112
346
15K