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she/her. uppity african. yapper.
Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined April 2015
sorry for the heat guys, i was just fetching my degree πββοΈ
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No offense but Eskom getting their shit together actually sucks.
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Kefilwe Mabote? Ferragamo, Dior, D&G, Emirates, Prada, Veuve, Daytona, Armani, Jimmy Choo. that Kefilwe?.
yall really thought that Porsche, the Gucci bags and lavish trips were from the Nivea money and influencing neh? π.
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@graysluvr @Scorchmaferengi @big14hundred @anw2ar @manal__kader @azziel_ @Oskarlinke @honeydewdoll @BLNDlSM @sarahlugor I got that act right in the windy city that night, no trees to blow through but blow me and I owe you two grams when the sun rise, smoking good, rolling solo.
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babies in high school, saying they'll rewrite matric for years now, regulars at a tavern, can't keep any kind of job, planning around men who still live at home. bro we were supposed to make it out the hood together π.
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@1WaySuggs did she just say she almost drowned in a fountain she could stand in? the math ain't mathing.
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There is this lesbian on TikTok that speaks Zulu and is effortlessly hilarious okayπ€£π€£π€£π€£.
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Colombia records? Elaine is gone and I absolutely love to see it
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allow me to introduce myself as a 4th year medical student. πππ. WE DID IT!!!
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George Floyd was an innocent, unarmed black man. Terre Blanche was a cop during the apartheid era, co-founder of AWB which is a neo-Nazi, white supremacist group and to top it all off, he was a rapist.
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I say every wits student should go into self quarantine, because GEMP1 interacts with everyone on campus and people leave that campus and interact with everyone else.
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My first ever attempt at charcoal drawing, I'm kinda proud. π
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@J_torres028 @Herithabell62 @iemrealist @ki_russ2x @TheeSlimG @cassiemcdermid @melaninxkween @sexyanalmf @devd0ja @VeryrareMo @melsjpg @NyxieMoonTarot can't feel a thing, can't feel, feel, feel, feel a.I CAN'T FEEL, FEEL A.NOVACAINE NOVACAINE NOVACAINE.
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Do yourself a favour, work hard and do well in first semester because that content is child's play compared to second semester π #witsfreshersadvice.
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Guys let's start a GoFundMe for the Khozas, I don't like seeing Harriet broke. #TheQueenMzansi
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@Banana_RSA @MzweshNgwenya @kabelodick @Flo_Letoaba @SABCNews This is funny because she didn't mention race.
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made my first big girl purchases π€ and it's my first night sleeping kwami on MY bed. tweeting this live from my living room floor π.
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@MintChip04 i knew Jessie Reyez had chosen violence when this was the opening line to the album
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@SkyNews @paulajradcliffe Last time I checked Caster was not trans so what is this woman saying?
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Can't believe that tomorrow, at this time, I'm gonna be at res. Thought I'd never see the day
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Saying retweeting for good luck isnβt a compliment. It makes me so sad and we should feel beautiful regardless.
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i'm having a "they grow up so fast" moment with myself because the likkle old me who decided days before registration closed that she actually wanted to be a doctor wouldn't believe i actually made it
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nah fam π the houses must be so far apart that we don't even have noise regulations.
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she chose an element and is sticking to it, love the commitment ππ€.
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"if this baby is still here next week they'll definitely be in the exam".
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Cups of the rosΓ©. Bitches in my old phone, I should call one and go home. I've been in this club too looOoong.
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@FeministBxxxh @6jjayllenn Frame 1, chilling as it is, makes more sense because there's no way someone who is pissed about being wrongfully arrested could have a stare as blank as frame 2.
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if med school has a million haters, i'm one of them. if it has a 1000 haters, i'm still one of them. if it has one hater, it's me. if it has zero haters, it means i have left this world. if the world is with med school, then i am against the world. .
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Imagine being Adele. You're quite and live your best life, in peace for 3-4 years. Then you drop an album, the world stops and listens. Can't wait for the new album.
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Some motivational words from Miss Juicy to carry you through the semester. π
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I tried that charcoal thing again, I think I'm starting to like it π
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Bathong, how many times must I announce that my DMs are open?
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family med? shit piss me off for real. oksalayo imma be in 6th year next year, by fire by force.
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public healthcare is not half bad hey. it's just overburdened but most private healthcare practitioners also work in public doing the exact same things. you might not get a private recovery room but the bar is the same.
You cancel it today, youβre in a public hospital having a bone welded on sideways tomorrow. π Thatβs just how the devil works.
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Still 1 year and 5 months free from self harm. That's my biggest achievement.
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words of gaslighting, acts of negligence, physical distance.
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finally learnt to put on lashes so here are some video screenshots π₯ΊππΎππΎ
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Rihanna invented selfies when she was 17, everybody say "thank you Rihanna"
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i need a sugar daddy or something. a stranger who will send me money just for existing.
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Still need whatever she was on.
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24. Quote with a picture of you wearing black π€.
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Angie: Codiv.South Africa: π.Angie: IT'S NOT BY MISTAKE, IT'S NOT! IT'S NOT!
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haven't self-harmed in a year, 5 months and some days now. love that for me π.
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@ZiphoratorSA @RealMrumaDrive @MolefeRams @SizweDhlomo You're weird for using a baby's picture in this tweet, plus her mom asked you to take it down so take it down.
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y'all seen Rose from 90 Day FiancΓ© lately? ikdr. purr queen π
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Fr, I'm such a "I'll study in the test" type of person.
Studying in advance doesn't align with my brand π.
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even when i finish this year, i'll have two full years to go. π. ke tlo screama hore the day i see ."Dr K Selekana, MBBCh (Wits)"
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Bathong, there's Amapiano gospel now? Timeout for the whole country! πππ.
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how it started vs how it's going. (π―οΈπ―οΈπ―οΈit will end in "Koketso Selekana, MBBCh (Wits) π―οΈπ―οΈπ―οΈ)
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i just need my marks bro, like doesn't the computer mark immediately?.
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