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Science Nerd | Coldplay | God enabled | Unicorn | Mipa tireyti

Calgary, Alberta
Joined June 2012
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And when you pray tonight…pray for God’s green light. We often invest so much and make long-term plans with people who have no intentions of being with us in the long-run. Ask God to give you the green light to go ahead with those who are here to stay and let go of the rest.
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Massive W to start the day. God did it; almost can't believe it😊🎉
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@reverendnegro @itsNyaWan Wow you must have missed the entire season of Sunday school 😂
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@GabeHauari @Celani_Ghee @femaleredhead A dating app for sociopaths and psychopaths, called Unhinged😂
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@OfficialUdiBoy Omooo na bottle ohh😂😂😂
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@nayyir_ransome @1rozay_ @RicoTho_ Not just food, a half eaten banana 😅😂
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@t_enabler @folasanwo Well are you black or not? 😂
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@oluwatola_
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Say a prayer for me 🙏🏽 Cheers to Phase 3🍻🍾
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@CatrionaLaing1 @truth_tonye @MBuhari @UKinNigeria @PoliceNG No ma'am. The new police bill almost legalizes the unlawful actions of this notorious Police unit, giving them the powers to make unlawful arrests and invasive searches without warrants or any regard whatsoever for due process. Our rights are being infringed upon! #EndSarsNow
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@calsyuum @yhu_kiko @Ofure_c Ogbeni shift. She's half Asian. Igbo women kor😂this one no dey use Gillette like Chidera oh
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Just listened to @SympLySimi "complete me" & I think I might be in love with her💘 That voice is just 💯
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@tunjitweet Na lunch of 3 weeks nau. Na still lunch, eh...
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@__laamy__ I want to comment but I'm making progress so maybe another day. Alls I'll say is, everything worked out for the best
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@Tiiiana_ If this weed sees Snoop Dogg, the weed will get high😂
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5 years
Ah ahh, July calm down na. We're only 3 days in and we already have COZA VS dakolos, Elisha Abbo, BBNaija, and now baddosneh and Maria Okan. Gbam. Chile lmao
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@oluwatola_
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@JohnnyRingOh @SomeWelder Now wasn't/weren't 😂
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@oluwatola_
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Touch my heart with your fingers, and you will feel the most beautiful heartbeats, dedicated only to you💜💜
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@oluwatola_
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@responficient11 YouTube resources mostly sir. E2language, ieltsliz and the ielts listening test channels. And practice too, a lot.
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@oluwatola_
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@El__Yaq Even if Thanos had infinity stones dangling in his nutsack, Darkseid would still administer fatal beatings to him every Saturday morning just for fun, and then go play ping pong with some planets.
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@oluwatola_
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Social experiment If you have ever been harassed, accosted extorted and/or detained ILLEGALLY by the SARS or any other unit of the Nigerian Police Force, please ❤️or RT this. Whether male or female, we are many. I just want to check something. #EndSARS #EndSarsNow we are tired
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For listening:
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@aproko_doctor Hearts don't break even. One person always loves more than the othr. If it's okay from your side, then you're the one who loved less. You cant truly love someone ¬ be a bit crazy about them. When that love crashes, you'll question your sanity& friendship wil only make it worse
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Guyss😭😭😭 @ieltsng just gave me a wonderful gift!! Thank you so much!
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@oluwatola_ Congratulations @oluwatola_ on acing your IELTS test with @ieltsng . This is an awesome feat to achieve and we are proud of you and you should too. Kindly send us a DM, we have a surprise for you.
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@Gracymama1 If 2baba ever featured DJ Khaled, he wouldn't need to say "another one" because we already know 😂
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@The_Ckarisma @Mokeji5 @datmastermind80 @NotJustSalmanPR @Dehkunle @shank_comics @falemiayo @shelikenone @wammiri @therawdeeya @zhullyyy_ @Timi_CR7 This one has iPhone, android and DSTV. Could the one you had before show DSTV? Instead of you to be thanking God. 😂
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Guyss😭😭😭 @ieltsng just gave me a wonderful gift!! Thank you so much!
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@oluwatola_
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@badgalmaddie_ The aesthetic arrangement of the gluteus minimus, gluteus medius & gluteus maximus.
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@yesmousey @gzyoungfly But was there bread?
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@_thisispromise @shank_comics They're definitely astronauts cos they're always hiiigh😂😂
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@oluwatola_
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Dear God, I'm praying for a wife. A beautiful, curvy, mentally intelligent, dark skinned woman who is cool headed, kind, God-fearing, emotionally intelligent, morally upright, interesting and with a ride-or-ride attitude, to partner with me. From my heart to your ears 🙏🏽
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@Ifeade_Lu After getting ran through and hammered like surface casing😂 omg. How about not having a past that requires maturity to understand first of all? Y'all will do literally anything but take responsibility and be accountable for your actions. Fucking hell.
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@ToyosiGodwin @max_sticks Comrade, come clean😂
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@Otedola_ @Sofie_Lovee You for go marry your sister na🤣
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@oluwatola_
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4 years
For writing, check out E2 IELTS YouTube channel. Because I'm very lazy😂😂, I watched only the shortest video on their page However there are tons of other helpful videos on their channel and I doubt you'll exhaust them. But try.
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Whatever souls are made for, I know that mine was made for yours💜 Happy Valentine's day, babe.💕
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My Queen👑💜😊 Thank you so much hunny. Having your affection is always a reminder that God has my best interests at heart. You bring out the best in me, so today is our day. I love you, babe💜
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For more writing tips, also search out IeltsLiz on YouTube. She offers great tutorials and if you want to pass, her channel should be your best friend. A video from her channel:
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@HonDexter @AkuFromSakumono From the capping, you can tell that they had terrazzo floor🤔
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@AugustOfficialx @alexlobaloba @StreetLagos So we're just going to ignore how @StreetLagos can't spell cane😰😂
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+1 🎉🎈 Cheers to the cycle ahead! #BirthdayBehavior
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Mine😍💜
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@Fahvy2_ @bluegirlolu 2 weeks challenge. All you need is 1 scotch bonnet every day + knife. How? Cut up the pepper and roll it in your hands. Massage it through your palms first thing in the morning and by 6pm in the evening. If it fails the first day, I can assure you it won't fail the next day😂
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Top tier😍😍😍 Te Amo #LOML
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@1girldreams @StephanieOdili @QueenGathoni God of English. Each different spoonful is a new experience. ..& she clearly has above average interest in food so she obviously qualifies.
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@oluwatola_
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@FeneAustin @Qsallyb Lol they look so offset; like they about to take off😂
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@saridonbobby @Ifawemimo Wahala be like Rey Mysterio😂
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@OkoyeCardinal Omo this life no balance. I had best waec result in Nigeria and na 16k dem give me😂😂
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@oluwatola_
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Whoopppieeee!! I actually truly got the money back!! Guys, @ieltsng are actually the best!! Try and see. Crisp and professional personnel, excellent listening and sound quality, impeccable service delivery and an attitude that generally warms the heart. God bless you @ieltsng !
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@Bruvee @prettydebbie10 @sizzle314 You don't like surprises? 😂
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Can't help but drip. Black King serving as usual 🙏🏽💯
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@Deshysmalls "I'm not good enough for you" Won ti do werey😂😂😭
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@PiousGeek @TheVunderkind You mean "considering"?
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@WizardKenny @JayyAngelo Wonders shall never finish on this app😏
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@bukolasaraki @TheEnike "I call on.... " sir please pick your phone now and call the people that can act on this. The advocacy shouldn't end on social media but rather, it should graduate into offline actions that would actually lead to socio-political reforms and positive restructuring.
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@investigaTHOR Apparently if you wake in the midnight & look in the mirror & say 'Texas' 3 times, your middle name will change to DEAR😂😂
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@oluwatola_
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Ieltsliz also has a website It's chock full of free resources for LSRW, including free band 9 model essays of different essay types for task 2 that you can read and study how a potential band 9 essay should be structured. But the paid course eh, omo!🔥
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@SSteinbinder @PsychologyDoc Hiroshima was on a different level
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Happy birthday big bro @tobiakinwale May you flourish like cedars planted by the Nile. My mentor, my inspiration and my confidant; happy birthday soji chaplain😂😊🎂🎉🎊
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I'm here for this😍😍😍 See peng ting💯 Love you, mama mi!
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@Decency243 @D__Primus @signor_bobby @amandachinda_ @Famez_vv @LifeOfPegasus @Preshi__ When you wake up to mom's voice calling your name, but then you remember that no one did the dishes last night 😂
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@onlyteda @SubDeliveryZone If you don't know what to say, please keep quiet. Chop and clean mouth yen yen yen. You people can't see something bad and say it's bad
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@carowijn1 @Lightfingerr @cheeorhmah The joke/pun flew right over your head
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Went for a haircut in Abu Dhabi and I got charged for the haircut, and then a separate charge for having my beard trimmed😳😂
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What is the biggest culture shock you have ever faced?
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RIP Kolade Kazeem #AFCSIbadan
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Polling unit 032-15-06-011 Rumuibekwe housing estate. APC - 10 PDP - 19 LP - 570✅ ZLP - 1 BOOT - 2 TOTAL VALID VOTES - 602 @inecnigeria staff/agents claimed to experience technical difficulties (no network signal/invalid password) and thus could not upload in our presence💔
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@tobinscoswag But why can't everyone laugh bro? Why do some people's laughs have to be wiped away because yours came? Can't we all be happy?
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@slweeb @st4nlux @WardellsGOATT @spectatorindex I think you're a little off on the math bro
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@ghraciella @Bukunyi Should I send my account number for rehearsal?
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@iamkingmonye @mr_adebayo5 June 31, it's both day and night outside, brooms in the fridge, books under the sink which btw is in the living room😂, man has a boot on and a slipper on each different foot, and carrots don't grow that way - they grow under the soil. What else? 😂
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@EdoFirstLady @BrianJDennis Kill confirmed. Over and out
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If you're really serious about passing, I recommend that you get ieltsliz paid courses on writing task 2, for discussion and opinion essays. She really dissected the writing process and broke it down to the point where you know the role that every sentence in your essay will play
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@MariOwonifari @Lady_nengi07 @PoliceNG Why don't nigerian police wear bodycams? Why don't they mount dashcams? Bunch of criminals, the lot of them. There's only like 1 honest nigerian cop of you sample 1,000,000.😒
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@tallckay @tiwani_holloway Dumebi, Dumebi, tehjrbrbrjkxkosjbbzgjkdiyyeygfsfgskslloihsh😂😂
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@ness_valentine @Tife_fabunmi .... But can only be converted from one man to another😂😂
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Heavenly, celestial Drip. 💕😍
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@__Mbah At least I have a hairline. Please leave my tummy and face your own problems
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Ah ahh, see spec fgs. Able God!😍😍🔥🙆🏾‍♂️ See ehn, if I faint tonight, somebody should hold this woman😍😍😍
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@ItsUncleStephen Eh! Sergeant Onoja, tizzo of life🙌. Nigga, this guy flogged my ass ehn.... I had tinnitus in my ears for a week, from the shockwave. My asscheeks were glued together. Talk about child abuse😂
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@RachelEyo_ You were dating Abacha, nothing you fit tell me 😂
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@AromeJon Ahhh, plain unfiltered unadulterated ment. Haven't seen this in a while.
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To Maria: 😂 #BBNaija
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This is not true. It was a dragon that started the fire.
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Breaking: TVC headquarters in Lagos burnt down by angry mob
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@AdeolaAriyo Y'all missing the point. On a yacht ohhh😂😂👌
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@ChillBrock_ @chemicalbrodar They want a break when they want to cheat without having to feel like they're cheating, and without being accused
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@ADezzy6 @TheRealMaroko @IamLondonKM @Kobinaocrangh The Benz is upright bro, it's the world that's on its side.
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@IamJamal6 @TrailerJamShow Zimbabwean dollars😂😂
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This is 2021, dont sleep on that dream! Do you also want to blast your General IELTS exam? See my pinned tweet. For a fee, I'll review your essays & give you stepwise guidance on how to ace the writing tasks. I'll also provide bonus practice materials. Limited slots available.
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