Poison Girl🦋
@__laamy__
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I’m my own Muse. A Permanently Exhausted Pigeon. Wandering Butterfly. Sc:laamy_o. IG: LifeofLaamy @thefirebrand_
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No matter how much of a good human you are sometimes you’re the negativity and toxicity some people have in their lives,that they need to learn lessons from,change and cut off. It just really depends on the designated role you’re assigned to play in someone’s life.
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Two weeks of late night study and revision. I’d do anything for this human ❤️👩👧👭
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If he says “I barely take pictures”
Just know that baba is ugly 😂💀
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He murds me cause wtf?😭🤣if you don’t understand Yoruba sorry 😭😂
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How did you find out you were being cheated on?
What did you do after?
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I am totally convinced now,that people just want to know how much the previous person hurt you, so that they can out do the previous person and hurt you more.
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Never comfortable till each and every notification disappears.
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You claim you like someone, but you go the whole day without texting them and you’re active, hmmm. Some of you dey craze pieces 🙏🏾
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30+ men never want to fight, they avoid it at all cost, likeeeee fam, can I just stress you for a bit?😭🥺
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I’m in class and someone decided to move mad🤦🏾♀️😩😪. It’s to early for this nonsense.
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When last were you wet? — Rain beat me reach bus stop this morning.
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I really hate it when someone likes me and I don’t like them back, I feel trapped tbh cause I’m trying not to hurt your feelings but it’s inevitable.
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If you have a woman, you have no business in my dm.
Don’t let me curse you.
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Everyone’s number is saved with their full names, idc who you are.
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I’m tired,
I’m tired of meeting new people,
I’m tired of making new friends,
I’m tired of people leaving like we didn’t share special moments/memories together,
I’m tired of asking if I did something wrong every time,
I’m tired of everything,
I’m tired of myself,
I’M TIRED.
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Happy 16th birthday my Olatawura, My Anjolaoluwa, I loveeee you sm my baby! You make me so happy and proud my child. Keep shining my Gold❤️🎉🎈
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God please take control of today, guide, protect and direct our path 🙏🏾
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First date question:
Do you have bucket in your bathroom that I can use to flush my poo Incase if the flusher isn’t helpful?
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I’m broke please, don’t move to me, cause I can’t treat you right rn.
Make everyone dey their dey.
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Why are you always angry? — I was born like that, can’t you see?
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No one likes me,
I don’t like anyone,
No boyfriend,
No talking stage,
No nothing,
I just dey, dey breathe.
Thank God for life 🙏🏾
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A year older, but still can’t adult properly!😅
It’s my birthday 🎉🎊
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How can someone accommodate you,and you go on using their perfume without their permission. Some of y’all are thieves o
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You start acting funny,I withdraw my self to avoid disrespect,then you come back to ask why I withdrew???,please y’all should do better and drop this stupid,unfortunate act this year, thank you 🙂
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How nipples gets hard unprovoked sometimes,still baffles me.
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Lmao every weekend when I view people’s snap,I’m more and more convinced that, we dey share penis for this Lagos😭😭😂😂
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To all my guys in final year, may God crown your efforts and see you through every single phase,no matter how difficult❤️.
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If your parents supported your actual dreams as a child what would you have been today?
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This is the new hashtag, make we push am💪
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All I want to do his laugh at his jokes and moan to his strokes.
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You’re 28 and fine af, but you text like a retard? And if I talk you’ll say you’re not my mate,sigh.
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Stop doing the most for people who do little or nothing for you at all.
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Keeping male friends is actually a struggle;
70% of them just wants to fuck.
13% will start professing love/feelings
10% will act as real friends but lowkey waiting to “get some” one day.
5% are the actual real Gs and are just rare.
2% let you know they want both, from the onset
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Don’t invite me out,
cause I don’t have money,
even if you guarantee to take care of the bills,
I still won’t honor your invitation,
cause I don’t have vex money.
Don’t even try, the answer is always NO
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Don’t introduce and get me addicted to a vibe you can’t keep up with.
Don’t
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We don’t talk anymore, doesn’t mean I’ll share what you once trusted me with. Trust me.
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I’m looking for man for my single friend 🥺she’s fine af and has sense
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To those who followed me yesterday cause of breast, please take note;
-I only have sense twice a year, and I’ve exhausted it.
-I too dey tweet.
-small things quick dey vex me.
-respect your pant sizes and we won’t have problem.
-I’m a vibe.
Good morning, God bless Nigeria.
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How can someone borrow you a pen and you’ll start chewing it?? Why are some people mannerless??
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Everyone I bought birthday gifts for last year, didn’t reciprocate. I’ve never felt so hurt and shattered in my whole existence. We move tho.
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You necessarily don’t have to be following me before I block you.
You say something stupid and negative on someone else’s post,
I see it,I block you.
Cause I know one day you can stupidly wander to my page and say something stupid.
I’m just trying to protect my space in advance.
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30+ and you’re still asking,”if you were alone with me in a dark room blah blah blah”
We will play tellytubbies nau, ode.
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Get man, get man, please where’s the money I’m gonna use to spoil him?? Abi I should just be looking like mumu when he’s spoiling me?? Make una no stress me plix 😴😴
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I hate when people do to me, what I’ll never do to them. It’s sooo painful. This life no balance at all
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A lot of y’all are emotionally attached to this show and it’s sad and funny af at the same time 😂💀
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Yoruba men will drain life out of you,
Yoruba men will stress you,
beware,
Good night.
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You people will drag U23 babes on the tl, but be begging for crumb of pussy in the koro, smh shameless lots
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I don’t cheat sha, I just can’t do it.
I’m not built that way.
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What's the longest you've gone without sleep (and why)? — 20 hours if not 24, A’levels and I still fail am😪
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If you’re in a relationship you have no business in my dms,
don’t be mannerless,
don’t be unfortunate,
don’t be stupid and lastly, don’t be disrespectful.
May we not attract curses to ourselves.
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How do you claim to like someone, then you go the whole day without texting them and you’re active on your socials. Make it make sense.
Why are some of y’all like this?
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No matter how late i sleep,I’ll still always be up before 7am, I hate it😑😑😩
Thank God for life 🙏🏽
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These oldies should do
TL cleanse pls bless this tweet with ungodly cleavages pls 😔🙏🏾
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You’ll send me money finish then use it to insult me later, Lmao that’s why I don’t accept things from people and I never ask too😂💀. My father is there for me❤️.
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Husband,I no get.
Boyfriend,I don’t have.
Talking stage,I no get.
Sugar daddy, I don’t have.
Hmmmm
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Learn to stop being available to certain people all the time.
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