TolaBrown Iyalaje
@TolaBrown
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Have really just been scaling through life on vibes and Insha Allah, I mean life itself hasn’t been fair to me BUT I keep trying …
I started frozen foods and foodstuff business today.
🥂to new beginning TolaBrown IyaLaje 🥰
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I was told ; The whole country is shutting down next week. No work whatsoever!! All business, airport, parks, markets shutdown! They must
#EndSARS
Are we doing this ? If Yes this will speak soooo loud
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You don’t Drink ... you don’t smoke ... what exactly are you looking for in the club ???
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I buy aso ebi 35k , you sent clothes without IV as per strictly by Invitation- I asked wassup you say iv don finish ..
Ok ! Wassup ???? Take ya cloth you say no , gimme iv you say e no dey again , number of guest don complete ..
Aunti Titi mo ro pe eegbadun ? Cuzzz ?
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I met a 18 year old lady yesterday who doesn't like to cook, doesn't believe in the existence of God and does not want to get married till she's 35 and also wants to make lots of money.
Your thoughts??
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What do you meannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ?????? 😳😳😳😳😳 all my money gone ?
Is like all the tickets are disappearing 😳😳😳😳
What’s going on ???
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I’m finally talking to a therapist.
I’m close to being debt free outta 7M, have close to 3M left .
Sleeping hours has increased to 4 instead of 2 ..
I don’t bottle em up anymore , I cry all the time which is presumed to be progress ..
Announce your wins, help clear the TL of negativity.
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Nobody hides pain better than a father who's trying to remain strong and also provide for his wife, kids, parents, siblings and other family members!!
God bless & strengthen our fathers..
They are highly underrated
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My friend of 20years broke up with me 3years ago because her fiancé then told her he didnt like me because i have Tongue pierce ....
I met with her over the weekend and the marriage has been hell ...
Issa Thread ...
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My life hasnt been the same since November, I’m literally tiredof life itself in itself .
Have lost all ve worked for, goods worth millions of Naira in 2 separate fire incidents.
I’m in debts with banks and they keep calling me ..
Rent is due and I’m about to be thrown out...
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Someone need to tell Nigerians that having ;
Tattoos is not omoburuku
Tongue piercing isnt Olosho
Leg chain isnt Ashawo
Dreadlock is not gang’ish
Tinted hair isnt omo aye
Live-alone lady is not runs girl
Add yours .....
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..... I’m not angry, I just think I would focus on myself and finna leave Yoruba men 😩🥺💔💔
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- Lekki Ikoyi link bridge, 10am
- Festival mall, Amuwo-Odofin, 9am
- Itamaga Ikorodu, 8am
- Unilag gate, 11am
⁃ The Palms Mall, Sango Ota, 8am
- Flyover at Azikoro, Bayelsa, 10am
These are places the
#EndSarsProtests
are holding today. Please retweet and share. Add if I missed
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The girl you're chasing, someone is tired of her ass..
Your dream city, someone wants to leave and go elsewhere..
Your dream salary, is someone's flex money..
A one eyed man is king to a blind man..
Create your happiness, don't be moved by what's happening around you..
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Using a toilet without lock is very annoying...
Anytime u hear footsteps, you either start singing or blow whistle or clear throat to let them know you're inside.. 😢😢😢😢😢
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This Man said he’s traveling for his friend’s wedding - 2weeks now nothing from him ...
Guess who’s getting married today ?
😊 Yes! You guessed right...
- I’m not crying dears
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60% of Nigerian Ladies are into Runs ....
I said what i said 🙄
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I once broke my KOLO of 2years plus for a Yoruba man unto we are building our life .. onido ki do 😭😭😭😭
Oko ni won fi dull brain me !! Haaaaa!!!
Stay away from Yoruba men ....
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Call a Yoruba man "Ekun (Tiger)" or "Kiniun (Lion)" and he'll be extremely proud and happy of himself but if you call him "Eranko (animal)", he'll be super angry..
Is Ekun & Kiniun not an Eranko ni?😏😏
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😭😭😭Please how can i ARREST my Dog’s Vet ???
- i say Boda just small Trim 😩😩😩😩
See my baby 😭😭😭
- FINN is angry just look at him 😭😭😭
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Many fine, cute, beautiful, gorgeous, pretty and clever girls are single because people think they're taken already...
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The Idealogy that you have to suffer before you succeed is Slave Mentality....
Idc.
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🥂🥂Cheers to good life in SANTORINI ...
Plixx dears RT to shame my village people ...
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Guys with sensitive nipples will make heaven believe me 🌚
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If chatting with bae has timestamp like:
You: 9:00 am
Bae:10:30 am
You: 10:30 am
Bae: 2:30 pm
You: 2:31 pm
Bae: 6:30 pm
You: 6:30 pm
Bae: 9:00pm
You: 9.01pm
Bae: 11.00 am
I can transmissionally tell you that's not bae, that's Baygon
#IsYourBaeYourBae
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It beats me that ladies allow men to stay on top of them during sex.
I’m just 🤦♀️
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So apparently, Lyta’s video plagiarism was deliberate. It’s a PR stunt. Supposedly aimed to rile up convo and organic views.The director’s name is not even real and the video comment section is locked.And then deliberately promoted in Asia for effect. Naira Marley clout master 😊
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That's the message(s) u'll be receiving this
#Ramadan
Insha Allah
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Imagine you are inside a cab travelling and
the driver on a high speed screams "i am
tired of this life o"
Reply as a passenger
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Fuji Twitter
K1 de Ultimate
Osupa
Pasuma
Which one does it for you ??
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Do you know any GRADUATE with 1st Class, 2'1 or 2'2 in d following fields!
Engineering,Science,Technology
Art,Administration,Law
Agric,Clinical sciences
Are they willing to relocate to Canada?
Can they speak & write fluent English?
Please tell them I'm greeting them, ko easy
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How on earth did our parents make adulting and paying bills look so attractive and interesting?
They are the real super heroes..
It's not easy out here paying bills and we've not even started raising a family 😭😭😭😭😭
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Why is it that friends that owe you money suddenly have busy schedules- don’t return miscalls - don’t reply message ???
Asking for a friend please 🌚
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Can we talk about how ‘Runs girls -retired oloshos - small girl big God’ have what’s seeming like a better life and husband than ‘Good Girls ‘
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Some ladies bring bad luck to a man, they come into your life and things start going in the wrong direction!!
Whereas,
Some ladies bring good luck to a man, they come into your life and things start going in the right direction!!
I pray we find the goodluck ladies
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Oxygen is N2,000 per hour in General Hospital, N48,000 a day. God I thank you for free Oxygen since the day I was born. How about you? ✌🏾
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When you want to kill snake in your room at night and nepa takes light...😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Fat and chubby girls will just sit down carelessly anyhow,
open leg,
and someone will still not see anything
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There is a very big difference between "I AM SORRY" and "I APOLOGIZE".
Take note!!!
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Ok...
Tell me something I don’t know ..
I will wait 💅💅💅
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People can be funny... You say you don't watch Nollywood movies because they're not smart enough for your liking but you comfortably watch ZeeWorld with all their sluggishness and slow-mo 😩😩😩
Shior! Something is wrong with you! 😣
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Some guys in a girl's dm be like,
Hi, can we talk?
I'm Tobi by name....
Bobo, are you supposed to be Tobi by address? Or Tobi by birth? Or Tobi in complexion?
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But ladies...
If you chat/text a guy first, will you get pregnant?
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All these rain! 😩
When exactly is agbalumo coming out?
I want station!!! 🗣️
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Is like all the tickets are disappearing 😳😳😳😳
What’s going on ???
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Research has shown that people that say ‘ Do you know who i am ‘ don’t even know who they are ....
Good morning Y’ALL 🌚
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PATIENT: docta, I've been married for 15years now and I don't have any child...what may be wrong?
DOCTOR: your problem may be hereditary, do your parents have any child?
Patient:
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I’m here calling on everyone to kindly help me get pass these dark phase of my life. I don’t ve any option
Your financial assistance will really go along way in easing the events of the past few months. God bless you as you assist me
Ogundimu Omotolani Brown
GTB
0156486939
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One day we will talk about how you subconsciously BROKE yourself..
How you started dating and having sex before you were mature enough for it ..
How you emotionally exhausted yourself even before mental comprehension.
One day ...
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Hello
@TheAjibolaGrey
“You’re such a foodie ” the only woman you love that loves you back has bought 2kilo of Goat meat, 2kilo of Turkey , 2kilo of Chicken for you but you can only unlock delivery if you can get her name .
Enjoy your day IDAN 🙂
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Take time out today to @ someone today that you know is working hard and tell em you’re Proud of them ..
- Whether tryna be a better person
- Chasing Career dream
- Running a Business
- Trying to stay alive
You don’t know who might need to hear words to keep going ..
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Mention anywhere in Nigeria with at least 20 hours electricity supply ...
I’ll wait 🙄
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Brothers are the best!❤️
They are way too underrated! 😩
My Brother once told me he is the only one allowed to bully me... 😂
#BrownConnect
#Talk2Brown
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I think I downloaded the wrong avengers infinity war ....
Mb wasted.....
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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When Rihanna said "eledumare bless me with body o, Jah God go bless u with money o, oya soco soco, soco soco soco, lopo lopo lopa"
I wept
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We’ve not spoken in 4yrs but you had the nerve to add me to your Aso-ebi group ...
I mean ‘ count me out please...
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Pastor: your miracle is around the corner
Me: pastor, what is it doing there sir?
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All these people that fight physical with their Parents... How do y'all do it?
Small argument or disagreement and I'll start feeling like omo ale jati jati😩
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Ladies...
I personally feel like sneezing during menstrual periods is equivalent to having an erupting volcano down there... Who's with me?
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The person I compromised the most for didn’t marry me ... He leave me for Lere go marry for Akure ...
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Sometimes its your Parent’s OVER-PROTECTIVENESS that limits you from attaining your dream ....
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When Drake said ‘ Eni toh mo way lo mo we ‘
I felt that....
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She loved her black beauty but Mide ... my Mide was Half Caste - 😞😞 she was 10shades lighter than me - i almost couldnt recognize her - i mean i agree , life drama and hustle has made me darker but she was way way lighter than me ...
Dis nuh make sense but ok!
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Guy to his girl: You are the love of my life, you protect me, guide me, you're my everything, you make me breath, you're my first and my last, my beginning and end, you gave me life...
God:
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IG of Police: efforts at the transmission completion to transmission me, i mean transmission, to have effect eh, apprehension, I mean transmission, to transmission, for transmission, I mean transmission.....
Transmission:
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Gf: I've been calling you since, u didn't pick up, you're cheating on me yh?
Bf: no boo, real Madrid was playing..
Gf: who did they play?
Bf: Bayern
Gf: what did they play?
Bf: 2-2
Gf: who had the first 2?
Bf: Real Madrid
Gf: who had the other 2
Bf: Munich
Gf: who now draw?
Bf:
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So I was wondering... Should religion be considered as a factor on whether to date a potential partner or not? I'll like to know your thoughts
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"When you have trust issues..."
Don't RT until you understand it
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Gone are the days when people used to be their neighbour's keeper and run to tell them when there's light so they can switch off their generator... Nowadays, everyone is just minding their businesses
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Some PARENTS RUINED their Children ... This is so heartbreaking and terrible 😞 .....
🙏Please Drop a word of advice for her
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What's the worst thing that has ever happened to you during a sexual intercourse?
Mine, na muscle pull hook me for yansh
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BOY: ever since I met you... I can't eat, I can't drink, I can't sleep...
GIRL: Awwwwww, thank you for loving me so much, I know it's bcos of your feelings for me baby and I'll stay forever..
BOY: No dear 😒😒, It's bcos I'm always broke. .😩😩.. please go forever
GIRL:
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Y’all remember that my Ex Femi i gave my Kolo of 2yrs + to 😀 He’s fiancée just gave birth to a bouncy baby boy for another Man ( Femi’s bestie Lanre ... )
See God ...
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If you have the chance to party with just one amongst Wizkid, Burna Boy and Davido, which would you choose?
Retweet and Reply with
#PartyWithInterswitch
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