I picked up a piece of chalk and wrote boldly "MISS CHIOMA"
Immediately they finished chorusing the name, a frail looking boy at the rear end started drumming, the next thing I heard was this boy shouting at the top of his lungs " I AM LOOKING FOR A SISTER !!! "
#NYSCchronicles
@Valeriejoseph_
Be a sweet soul but know when to frown!
Don’t take disrespect
Don’t play with people who lack integrity
When you visit salons, tailors, and random shops where loose-mouthed women gather, never engage or laugh at their gossips
Don’t let men get comfy insulting women around you
@tobishiyanbola
You’ll post your pregnancy/engagement on your close friend list or in a private group chat… then one monkey will screenshot and repost “my baby has a baby” for their 5k followers to see.
Learn today that stories with green/blue circles mean “lowkey till posted officially”
@ToyosiGodwin
@JajaPhD
Fr Imam of peace is saying the same thing Jaja said 4 years ago ! ... Jaja is only angry because it's a Non citizen spitting facts .
@Adaezae_1
@a__vanita
The babe is battling cystic acne which is one of the worst types of acne. all this rubbish is only irritating the skin more and would lead to more cysts growing on the existing ones.
She should be doing face steam and derma-acids applications not such pore cleansing facials
@kwenyerechukwu_
@OmaIichaAda
Not every human can run a business.. it would be a silly joke to marry someone who isn’t cut out for entrepreneurship and expect her to handle a business.
You’ll end up playing yourself.
@Postsubman
A lot of celebrities have been telling me to be strong.
I got counseling all the way from US...
3 minutes and you couldn’t say anything important.
Did you steal or you didn’t steal ?, were you caught at the wrong place?
Let out your truth, na 9ja be this, we dey quick forget
@nwadagirl
@MauriceDBahdGuy
Please shut up.
Which girls are the WE ? Talmbout stop means start..This is how you people encourage rape.
If you want sex, why can’t you ask for it instead of playing mind games ?
I GOT BALLOONS !!!!!!!!!
CHEERS TO A BIGGER YEAR, MORE ACHIEVEMENTS AND PEACE OF MIND .
PS: I accept wishes, cakes, champagne, icecream, money, everything, I'm a DM away.
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@MrAkinbosola
Most ladies are single because even after a man asks reasonable stuff and tries to keep the conversation going..all they do is reply with monosyllabic answers..Guys notice and after a while..they feel they're forcing convo"s.
IT IS IRRITATING AND GUYS HATE THAT RUBBISH!!!
@yabaleftonline
This is why when people talk down on artists that blew from tiktok.. I get really offended.
Success was gatekept way toooo much by evil people, Now it’s easier to make it on your own through these platforms.
@Postsubman
Last week you were hugging mompha, today you’re suddenly trying not to be depressed.
Stop hustling for pity, no one has it to spare & the earlier you dump the truth on us, the faster your case dies and your life returns to normal.
You’re dragging your issue yourself, Girl bye !
@Postsubman
She doesn’t live with you so you don’t owe her meals; She should eat at her house before resuming work.
As long as you don’t maltreat her & u pay her salary as at when due; You’re clear.
Have a conversation with her, if she doesn’t adhere, remove the extra’s from her salary.
"Good day Ma, I'm Idara, and I'm your waitress for the day, ' WOULD YOU LIKE SOME HENNESSEY' "
HENNE WHATTTTTTTT ! I exclaimed
Thread 👇👇
#NYSCchronicles
#LifeinUyo
#ibomcorper
@Abiiike
@Postsubman
Why would she roast him ???
Whose place is it to enforce the use of condoms ?
And if you love raw so much , what happened to other birth control measures ?
It's her body and it's in her place to care for it .
Not 1,2,5 ... 28 abortions, Nah!! She's to blame , she's insane .
Dear students,
Burna boy has travelled
Peruzzi and teni have gone back to the studio
Jesus baby has gone back to her store Madam troller US branch has gone back to her $4500 job,
Madam ritual vixen has left the grave
Are y'all now ready to go back to school?
#EndAsuuStrike
@greatomordia
These people don’t understand that “below-means” living is a privilege.
People wey on a normal day dem never reach the below, talkless of the actual means 😂😂…
@Postsubman
What kind of playing is this ?
Imagine your husband surprising you with a phone and the dispatch rider asks you “cash or transfer”…. Now you see how ridiculous this question is.
@okorolambert
@possibleoge
@JajaPhD
You can want something serious even as a virgin, at 20 or without ever being in a relationship.
You dropped this take like it’s a fact instead of an opinion
@JoysSparkle
@ojay_obin
Dated someone that loved ghosting 😂😂.. for days you won’t hear from him but he’ll be viewing your status…you’ll call and text.. no response.
I served him the same dose and blocked him everywhere, after 10 days baba sent me email
😂😂 but i had already moved on from him.
@imaginasion1
@hyperopique
Everyone applauding wike doesn't even know wike 😂😂
You don't have to become a tyrant to enforce law and order .
You're supposed to fight the disease not the people .
What happened to closure and fines ? Started with arrest, auctioning of cars, cows, now demolition ???
@Nwando__
@thennamdiugo
@louisajlo
Water mark won't save you all the time , most times they send file to someone extremely cheaper to recreate .
I don't send images to my clients . I watermark and send it to figma . It's the figma link I send to them until all reviews are done .
Been a lovely year in uyo, A girl is grateful for the peace of mind the city offered me.
Today it rain heavily, I got soaked, my wireless headphones got bad, my money got lost and I forgot the make up I bought inside bus .... But I'm still alive !
@Makavelli275
@khanofkhans11_
There’s no need continuing that marraige and I think you can nullify it based on deceit.
That being said, your past will be used against you 90% of the time and if you won’t like that, then avoid dirtying your present.
We are made in the image of christ but we are not Christ.
@Postsubman
It’s crazy that your mum didn’t raise you properly but she’s offended about another persons daughter doing the same thing her son did.
Both of you were present, it’s your house and your mum stressing…why didn’t you offer to help ?
Or wake up early to clean so your mum wouldn’t?
@Makavelli275
@khanofkhans11_
For him to be able to see the chat, it means it’s recent cos he wouldn’t go scrolling a chat up to 1-2years ago.
2. If she’s still discussing her escapades with a friend till now, then she’s still into that life.. if she isn’t then she won’t be engaging in such conversations.
1/2
@Temitechy
@SenseiTheShifu
This is very valid.
A kind person is kind at all times and to everyone.
if you’re being a nice guy to someone you love and being unnecessarily mean to others, then you belong in the bin.
Standing around in the midnight risking lives because of N100.. nawa
My fear isnt getting dumped after standing by a man, being all faithful, loyal,caring, understanding and supporting
🔸🔹
My fear is him leaving me for a woman who helps him unlearn all the good I've deposited in him and turns him into a demon for a other woman to suffer
@NnukwuMama
The constant “go and thank your dad” dey deceive them, that’s why they’re commenting like their mums never contributed financially.
+ Mothers are always “useless” until it’s time to choose them over their wives then it’s “after all my mother passed through for me”
Men 😂😂
@Postsubman
I hate to be that person but let him go. Any man who is still a slave to betting at 34 is not father or husband material.
You’ve done your best, trust me.. you don’t want to start a family with this person.
@Formodernwoman
@Mayami0105
@Makavelli275
We all know that the chances of the man marrying her would decline 90% if she confessed 😂😂.
He should have done his research and vetted her properly.. Nothing is hidden under the sun.
Person must know person wey know who know am 😂😂😂😂.. his mistake, his cross to bear.
Immediately they finished chorusing the name, a frail looking boy at the rear end started drumming, the next thing I heard was this boy shouting at the top of his lungs " I AM LOOKING FOR A SISTER !!! "
The entire class echoed in one voice
" CHIOMA MY LOVER "
#NYSCchronicles
@pherado
@BrosManney
And your family suddenly equates the entire “African women”?
Anyways it’s obvious you misunderstood my comment, You’re a Yoruba man, go and ask the oldest female in your community questions, maybe they’ll give you an insight on Abisinwin.
@rallymento
My dear my boyfriend has been actively looking for a 2 Bedroom house for 3 months now.
The cheapest is 1.5 and it doesn’t include agency and the rest.
Even got at 2.3m around Opebi 🥲🥲.
Please I'm looking for a part time job in Uyo, preferably evening/night shifts & weekends
Anything fully legal to keep man going as
#19
,800 is never enough
My afternoons are booked as I do private lessons for students after school hours
PS: I MAKE WIGS TOO, patronise Glow...
@Chude__
@Postsubman
You people just go on the internet and cap.
They have Mr Macho or whatever they’re called and football competitions in male prisons.
I’ve visited on one of those days and witnessed it live. You just selected this photo cos it fits your agenda.
For me to rate those niggas high, it means I've listened to a lot of Nigerian musicians, we love danceable beats, it's undisputed... We all want to zanku ! but the beauty of music is having different genres, and that's what Nigerians don't understand Everytime afrobeat 😒😒😒
@shey_drogo
@wacwhiz
@MrAkinbosola
Its either she isn't interested in you, she doesn't know how to hold a conversation.. Or she isn't the texting type... Trying recharging your phone and calling her...she might love talking more than texting.
PS: Trying to woo most girls with WhatsApp call is disheartening ...
@imaginasion1
@hyperopique
If you think how wike is handling his people in this lockdown is right, then you're veryyyyyyyyyy MAD .
Wike didn't patrol streets when cultist were killing people.
Wike didn't patrol streets when rogues and robbers were taking over PH city
Now it's Corona and he can patrol .