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@olly_oakford
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moon pie? what a time to be alive
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Joined February 2011
Honestly I’d rather I never saw my mother again that talk to the Sun
@olly_oakford Hi Olly, so sorry to hear your mum is stuck. I'm a reporter for the Sun, if you or she wants to chat to us about what's going on can you let me know. My DMs are open.
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@simpson_ri91713 @TakiBaIl @FPL__Raptor United had decent fixtures and thought we’d get the bounce, never came and I’ve had to put out other fires since sadly
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@FPL_leaky @FPL__Raptor Yeah, chasing mini league rank, would look fine if he scores the pen 🤷♂️
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A guy who sits over the other side of the office from me heard me blow my nose, he shouted over “next time you want to blow your nose, let me know and I’ll do it for you, I’m closer than you are” and I simply had to respect it
Help me out with a wee project troops. What's the funniest insult you've ever heard? For example, "Their nose is that big they could smell a Sunday Roast on a Wednesday." Cheers in advance... I think 🤣
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RT @TennisTV: NO WAY RAFA 🤯 @RafaelNadal doing what he does best with a RIDICULOUS forehand 🙌 #SixKingsSlam
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Unless you’re Corey Hanock or Amy Winehouse, who gives a fuck if you’ve gone sober
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RT @Midgetgems26: "It's a big building full of sick people, but that's not important right now"
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FUCKKKKKKKK THIS IS IT I CANNOT GO ON
Unfortunately I have some very sad news to share. Alice has passed from her injuries and is now eternally swimming in the Big Fish Tank In The Sky. RIP
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RT @bencjenkins: You should be able to purchase a big swig of Sprite. 90% of the time that’s all the Sprite you need. 40 cents seems fair.
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RT @ShinyMcShine_: "Hi, everyone. If I could just say a few words, I'd be a better public speaker." #TheSimpsons
#PublicSpeaking
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