Bacardi Oakheart
@Midgetgems26
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A husband, a father, a philosopher, a music lover, a bell end. Your one stop shop for the destruction of mainstream thought.
Joined March 2012
Purple Haynes, all in my brain Lately my car don't seem the same Actin' funny, but I don't know why 'Scuse me while I fix this guy
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@Garneredtweets Haha! I went in tonight, there seemed to be a lot of last minute flower buying!
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"My son is about to produce Donald's next policy any minute"
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The Saudis can take away our alcohol, but they'll never take away our red arse flares.
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"Gentlemen, what is the charge? Shouting 'Garlic bread' at a comedian? Repeatedly? GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!"
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Watching First Dates & there's a woman on it that paints vulvas.
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