"See you in hell, candy boys!"

RT @simpsonsfeed: The best team ever assembled.

RT @dailysimpsons: Every year, I anxiously await this prediction to come true. #TheSimpsons #SuperBowl

"For halfback Dan Beerdorf. Duff Dry has won the Duff Bowl." "They wanted it more." "Homer, didn't you say if Duff Dry wins your daughter loves you?" "Not Duff Dry, Washington." "Okay, okay, they're both great teams." #SuperBowl

@fesshole Free Chocco. Mmm tasty

@fesshole I used to carry a fake wallet when travelling around Mexico.

Happy Hammiversary!

"Jiminy Cricket! Whoo! Expired ham. Well, this time I've gone too far. No. No one will fall for--" "Woo-hoo! Cheap meat! Ooh, this one's open."

RT @fourfingerpod: Happy 36th anniversary to Apu's expired ham.

@fasc1nate

@PeepScript @NorwichCityFC you seen this?

@MbarkCherguia Pizza

@LibsBeCrazy I don't care. Really sick of people going on about their voting preferences. Wish people would stop making it a part of their identity. Keep your vote to yourself and stop going on about it.

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@DobbyClub06 Four shots of Vodka, four, that's insane.

@Matt_Pinner Lord of the lavatory

RT @Criminalsimpson:

@NoContextBrits

@winter_Snowcold @heyheyfranciele @DiscussingFilm Scared

@rdassaly He's dressed like the Pearly King

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