Bit on, I understand that, but I think it would be good if we cut this horseshit right out.

Hey lemme know if anyone needs hundreds upon thousands of jacaranda flowers every fucking morning and a great many bees as a result.

Just get out there and have fun, everyone.

Holding out for the world where, once a year, "the race that stops the nation" is in fact everyone dressing up in their finest clothes and watching to see which book is the fastest.

More than ever, I’m convinced that the time has come for a prestige dramedy to use Fool’s Garden’s Lemon Tree in their opening titles.

This really reads like the universe is being a big dramatic bitch about it.

@BrandyLJensen @marrowing Sorry that I don’t find a child unable to say very basic words properly “outstanding” 🙄

@befuddlement I am not a smart man.

@befuddlement lol I absolutely meant Jared Harris.

@DuncanMcNab My apologies, should have cited! Fantastic read.

It's really interesting how quickly people got their ear in for AI copy. I don't think I would have been able to spot Slop like two months ago, but now it stands out like a different language.

@AngryWagtails How the fuck did you figure out where I was

@dannolan Okay well if you change your mind about the ass kicking you can come to this haunting salt pan.

@AlexanderLambrt @camjpatrick An Imperial Pint maybe reflects the biggest failure of federation since the rail gauge.

Get your hand off it, Perth.

@tfswebb Picnic beers. Now there’s a fascinating and under studied beer.

@i_zzzzzz I’m very glad this tweet found its way to you, My Friend Who Most Likes Michael Clayton