@kendraquartz
i had a guy text me “thanks for the cash tip i love the way money smells!” on a delivery the other day. and another lady who said “no worries i love to shop!” when i thanked her for getting me groceries
@LolOverruled
“dad lore” is especially funny cause it’s so true. every now and then he drops some sort of crazy fun fact about his childhood on me and i’m like HUHHH
@mlstrat
pinterest loves to do this cruel thing where they put cute clothes on blank backgrounds not models on my feed and then i click through and it’s for toddlers
@Chantalimm
i used to think about this a lot when i used to work at starbucks, i started saying can i have a name for the order to clarify i wasn’t gonna take it for myself
go vegan. or vegetarian. or just eat less meat eat less dairy. veganism and eating less animal products isn’t the only step to saving the earth but it’s something we all have in our power to do.
@northstardoll
when i worked in food service and i’d make a silly mistake in front of the guests i’d say “sorry it’s been one of those days!” and they’d laugh knowingly but what they didn’t know is that every day was one of those days
@angrycoconutt
i got the daily animal crossing calendar for my desk at work and my coworker was looking at it and i was like “ugh the villager for today is so ugly” and she was like he’s literally a cute little animal and then i remembered that some people are normal (it was rizzo)
@alamodrafthouse
it would have be great to mention alison bechdal/ dykes to watch out for in the blurb since no one ever does anymore when talking about this, but this is a sick print fellas
for the unacquainted:
@DannyVegito
like that would easily cost $375-650 dollars if youre buying 25 new books? i hate the if you love me you’ll buy me things for internet clout stuff on the internet. i love giving and receiving presents but god can we take it easy please
@mascarayde
picking songs that are really popular at the moment of filming is wack like it just comes off corny and over played when we see it a year later