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@dogmatic_shorty

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I love the world

Portland, OR
Joined December 2011
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@dogmatic_shorty
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3 years
i love doing the dishes … my mind goes to another world… Dish world…
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@dogmatic_shorty
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3 years
girl at the weed store described a strain as “giggly” i said bitch add that silly shit to my cart!
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@dogmatic_shorty
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4 months
the water is an ipad to him
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@dogmatic_shorty
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3 years
incredible how this was made and everyone was like Yep this rocks
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@dogmatic_shorty
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7 months
so drunk and in awe of this. That’s amazing
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Epic Maps 🗺️
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World map according to fish
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@dogmatic_shorty
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3 years
he looks like he can do a crazy trick on the trampoline
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@dogmatic_shorty
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3 years
person next to me held their stuffed owl up like this to let it stare out the window during the entire flight
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@dogmatic_shorty
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8 months
It’s so sad when you have to tell the person you love that you’ve already seen the post they’re showing you
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@dogmatic_shorty
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7 months
When customers are mean to me at my job it’s so funny like You quite literally need my help. So are you ready to calm down
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@dogmatic_shorty
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4 months
He’s moving around like JoJo Siwa
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Nature is Amazing ☘️
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what animal is this?
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@dogmatic_shorty
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2 years
when i have 2 cocktails and smoke a joint I start acting like Jennifer Coolidge
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@dogmatic_shorty
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10 months
Ok so he’s popcorn
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10 months
This Flatid Planthopper Nymph is from the Amazon forest of Ecuador The wax cover is protection from parasitic wasps, 📹Andreas Kay
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@dogmatic_shorty
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2 years
my bf just put on a 20 minute skate video just listened to him say “Wow” 46 times
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@dogmatic_shorty
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9 months
he looks busted sorry
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Baby elephant with hair,
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@dogmatic_shorty
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2 years
hi. i like your inbred dog that is struggling to breath
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@dogmatic_shorty
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2 years
this is the sole reason why i don’t like Harry Styles
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@dogmatic_shorty
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3 years
me tweeting while i lose followers
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@dogmatic_shorty
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7 months
Just found out that everything is going to be fine. Via reddit
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@dogmatic_shorty
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6 months
This is actually what it’s like when its finally summer in Portland
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@dogmatic_shorty
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3 years
they need to release an edition of this for girls who are 25
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@dogmatic_shorty
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3 years
doing some evening reading
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@dogmatic_shorty
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10 months
this is the house of someone with disordered eating
@abaneleci
ㅇㄴ₍ ⺣̤̬ ₎
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💤
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@dogmatic_shorty
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2 years
the type of shit I been on lately
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@dogmatic_shorty
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5 months
Yay
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Squirrel having a tea
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@dogmatic_shorty
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2 years
world war III should be boys vs girls
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@dogmatic_shorty
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1 month
@juegosnomas So true and divine
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These bitches have got to be kidding
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3 months
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@dogmatic_shorty
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3 years
fried foods & beer bf and salad & hard liquor gf
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@dogmatic_shorty
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3 years
basketball is so funny it’s like awww you got a bouncy ball? 😄and the other guys are trying to get it?😳 u better run! don’t let them get it🤪
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@dogmatic_shorty
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3 years
the strain was “blueberry split” and it turned me into the Lucky Charms elf
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@dogmatic_shorty
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3 years
why are gigantic twin babies born to tiny white women a trend on tik tok rn
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@dogmatic_shorty
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2 months
I love talking to people. Who knows what they’ll say
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@dogmatic_shorty
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2 months
This is beautiful to me
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@dogmatic_shorty
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1 month
I’ve said this before but I always think about her from the perspective of a step child situation like imagine going to your moms house and being like Yeah and then dad made her wear a plastic bag
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@dogmatic_shorty
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3 years
halfway through i grew kind fond of it i was about to be like ok my turn to hold him :)
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@dogmatic_shorty
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5 years
a profound silence has entered thee chat
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@dogmatic_shorty
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2 years
This is actually what it’s like to live with your boyfriend
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@dogmatic_shorty
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6 months
no shade either like her body is tea but get my girl out of the spongebob drawers
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@dogmatic_shorty
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2 years
Yo La Tengo makes music for people who are 27
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him and I have a deep bond after this
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3 years
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@dogmatic_shorty
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3 years
smoking weed and googling “Live Jazz Near Me”
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3 years
i want to look like this
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@dogmatic_shorty
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4 months
Thought he was garlic
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@dogmatic_shorty
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7 months
New sterile white and beige coffee shop opened nearby my work😍And the employees are offputting 😊
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3 years
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@dogmatic_shorty
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3 years
mcdonalds should sell cigarettes
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@dogmatic_shorty
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2 years
need a hug from her
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@dogmatic_shorty
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5 months
living with your boyfriend is walking into the living room and finding him like this
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@dogmatic_shorty
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8 months
Everyone’s saying “Just don’t tell them” Yeah no sorry I lead with honesty in life and in love
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Braided my Grammys hair she looks busted from the back tho nobody tell her ❤️📵
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@dogmatic_shorty
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8 years
. @thaG5 DIVIDE MULTIPLE AND SUBTRACT AY BRING IT ON DOWN AND BRING IT ON BACK
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@dogmatic_shorty
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5 months
this just unlocked something terrible inside me
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@dogmatic_shorty
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3 years
quitting my job to Play outside
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@dogmatic_shorty
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9 months
See this is why I want a nasty little chihuahua. Bc they’re down ass riders
@chiweethedog
Roy Drones Jr
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get you a ride or die bitch that will hide your gun or drugs in her purse for you
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@dogmatic_shorty
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4 months
Amazing boyfriend text
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my bf does this for me when I’m having a grumpy day
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@dogmatic_shorty
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6 months
me and my boyfriend are doing the happy life forever challenge
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Ok but I really like how she kept smiling through it all😊
@nypost
New York Post
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I accidentally ate an AirPod — with no choice but to let it pass naturally
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hate ordering a “dirty chai” Please don’t make me say that
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when I eat chips I get in a certain zone
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6 months
@adgy812001 That’s fine I’m sorry I def don’t mean to offend I just think we can all agree this is an unflattering photo lmao
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@dogmatic_shorty
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7 years
Yeah I'm not the best person but at least I don't give my phone to other ppl so they can record me for my own snapchat story
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@dogmatic_shorty
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6 months
Breakfast was amazing
@slimeguyethan
ethan !!!
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share a piece of lore about yourself
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@dogmatic_shorty
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8 months
That is literally so fucking sad.
@weirddalle
no context memes
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@dogmatic_shorty
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3 years
my mom called me at 7:30am to tell me she did 23 and me and we are Ashkenazi jews
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3 years
@barrenskies bipolar is when you wake up sad but then later that day you get boba and laugh with your friends
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2 martinis got me holding hands with Gramdma
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3 years
awesome
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@dogmatic_shorty
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7 months
these old women were literally terrorizing and bullying me and my girls around the store today and we were laughing so much like Okkk lady this is a thrift store in Portland, OR not CB2. so you need to lower the standards. and Smile more😊
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need his neck routine
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3 months
Not my best moment but Yeah. No denying my power…..
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@dogmatic_shorty
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3 years
everyone remembersthe first guy to say “king gizzard & the lizard wizard” to them
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my subconscious when I try to put my phone down for 45 seconds
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@dogmatic_shorty
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5 months
When I’m 27 yo and have to say I make $19 an hour….Yeah this is how that feels
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3 years
@softboiIedeggy some absolute mischief!
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i love a bus driver that’s willing to take risks
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3 years
normalize very slightly hitting someone else’s car
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Posted this image on my IG story 6 times in the 24hrs
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he’s hitting that shitt
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Hummingbird courtship dance
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2 years
im too unique to have a job
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3 years
just talked to my dad on the phone succession vibes
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2 years
I wish I could get pregnant but instead of a baby it’s a piece of furniture or a new shirt or something cooking in there
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3 years
wait I LOVE his work
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crazy how sometimes an apple just totally sucks
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2 years
the duck riding goes crazy….
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Rae and Lexi on The Ultimatum
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3 years
imagining all of these dorks…under my command…
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