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@notbarry1

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Mainly tweet about Stoke City and the Minnesota Vikings. Occasionally tweet random nonsense..

Stoke-on-Trent, England
Joined November 2014
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@_The72 6ft 18 is really tall, can’t be too hard to spot him.
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@JacobLawrence66 @NFFC I 4-1 disagree with you
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@jacob_culshaw It’s definitely Bojan coming off the bench to rescue a point away at Rotherham
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@TheeBkap @JayCuda The Jags have not lost in over 11 years on Monday night football
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@stokecity Are you sure it’s not actually him?
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@LetsTalk_Twins During the season with him running full tilt that’s an inside of the park home run surely?
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@IamOrionPhoenix @edgarwright @brielarson It’s just the one Oscar actually
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@MEETJAIN310 @ICC @StarSportsIndia @BCCI TIPS TO OVERCOME #AUS FOR #IND 1) SCORE MORE RUNS THAN THEM 2) THERE IS NO NUMBER 2
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@holy_schnitt Yes but put in brackets after your response (sorry fell asleep)
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@John81427309 @drkvvv Yes I’m sure you taught a very good lesson on how not to have sex from your many years of experience.
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There is a point during the cremation process where the human flesh is perfectly cooked
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🚨COMPETITION TIME🚨 My new book is out today. To win a signed copy, retweet this and reply with a fact that that you really wish you didn’t know. I will choose the one I hate the most tomorrow.
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@SundayChants Why did the guy in grey bring a trampoline to the football?
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@ntv1994 @FootyAccums Can’t have 3 teams in one game...
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@sundayscaries5 @RexChapman Yes all that desperation to *Checks notes* GO TO THE BEACH
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@Vikings Danny Isidolphin
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@jamesball2481 @SheffieldUnited He likes long romantic walks along the beach and spending time with his family
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@dalotdefence @StokeyyG2 He doesn’t deserve such a reward
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@minakimes Worst thing about this is you could be talking about 5 or 6 different videos from the last 24 hours alone
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@anon_opin I only use other supermarkets bags when in a supermarket. Let’s them know I’m a rebel who can not be trapped.
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@deano85mufc @reecef550 Counting up to ten then repeating Ten Hag over and over again in some sort of tune
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@StokeyyG2 All VAR decisions are decided by a panel of fans. One fan from each team that’s not playing looks at the footage and they vote on the correct outcome.
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@stokecity Nice to see @petercrouch ‘s son is still in our youth set up
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@JoeLittler @SixNoteBelow @FootyAccums What if you’ve got no friends?
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@BenGoessling Wes Phillips tribute?
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@_samsherrington @BeardedGenius An English team is guaranteed to win...
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2 years
@fesshole Should give fake responses to wind up the customers but give the actual companies number so they get loads of really angry customers ringing them
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@stokecity Hope there’s a decent sell on clause in there. Good young player, not championship level and should probably have gone out on loan last year rather than wasting a year on the bench. Should do good for Bristols biggest team.
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@anon_opin Any decent employer gives you the day off for a funeral without taking it out of your annual leave
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@Nosivi12 @thfcZK @primevideosport But before that he had prime David Silva. Silva to Aguero is the second most common assist to scorer combination in premier league history (Only topped by Lampard to Drogba)
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@sportbible Wouldn’t even last one round before they’re both blowing out their arses. Just because they’re strong doesn’t mean they’ll be good boxers. None of them have the endurance or speed to make them good boxers.
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@stokecity He drinks a whiskey, he drinks a Guinness and then he picks the first team...
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@CenturyOG @JawnMorgan95 @ycsm1n They’re literally surrounded by water…
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@johnlewis Thanks, what time does your Manchester store open on Boxing Day? Can’t wait for the sales to start.
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@yearight555 @MotherFreds @richardosman lol just couldnt help but make it political eh?
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@EaglesBurna @NFL @MundoNFL @NFLAUNZ @NFLBrasil @NFLCanada @NFL_China @NFLFrance @NFLDeutschland @NFLUK @nfljapan @NFLAfrica They simply had to include another team in there. There are many obvious reasons they couldn’t just have the Browns representing Africa.
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@StormTroop_Aim @FootyAccums Let the lower ranked team decide home or away. I’m sure some of them would rather be playing away at the huge stadiums when it’s a once in a life time opportunity for the players/fans.
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@stokecity Please stop it Stoke, we can’t have this much excitement every week
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@ycsm1n T for pterodactyl is a personal highlight of mine
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@brainrichards99 @MPSBarnet @Stillberto Basically it happened in another country and the laws on cross country policing came into effect after the rape. Very unfortunate for the woman involved
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@HLTCO They’ve got a point. When you put the bet on you no longer have the 10k. So if it comes in he’s 40k richer than now as at the moment he’s on -10k. If he loses he remains on -10k not 0.
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@Vikings @dalvincook @JJettas2 @DHunt94_TX @HarriSmith22 Daunte Culpepper, Fred Smoot, Mewelde Moore, Pat Williams, Bryant McKinnie, Nate Burleson, Ralph Brown, Jermaine Wiggins, Troy Williamson,Travis Taylor, Kevin Williams, Lance Johnstone, Moe Williams, and Willie Offord = 🚣‍♀️
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@ed_barton @JackTindale @tompeck Then it’s just Keith’s Wank. Which is also correct.
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@kent1_10 @sportbible Are they fighting underwater now?
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@j6rdy_ Could have killed him there, surprised it was only a second yellow not two red cards at once.
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@HipsterManager Oscar Pistorius finished his wife and both his feet have left.
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@ClaireHarperR87 @premierleague Not much chance of Huddersfield winning the league mate
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@CarcelMousineau @kumailn If you flip out at them for calling you Ghandi then you’d be proving them wrong.
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@CherokeeWarri0r @chude__ @wavymann Called freestyle for a reason
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@Calkerr10 @JoeLittler @SixNoteBelow @FootyAccums Cheers Cal, you don’t happen to have a brother called Juan do you?
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@Vikings I know nothing about GM candidates but he looks happy in that photo. None of the other candidates look happy. We need more happiness. Hire the smiley man.
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@fesshole The first one was your Step mum but she was like a mum to you
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@BoKrkic @visselkobe Come back to Stoke
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@DaleJohnsonESPN The Coventry fans must be regretting singing “Can we play you every week” after their win on Boxing Day
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@tommy_t_256 @DaltonJames65 @ProFootballTalk Marlon Mack is easily as good as Leonard Fournette
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@_ben_goodwin_ Ki Jaaaana Hoever! Running down the wing Hoever! Makes the Stoke fans sing Hoever! Takes us to the premier league
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@stokecity In July 2018, he broke the Guinness World Record for the fastest time to individually clear a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos, while in Los Angeles on Manchester United's pre-season tour.
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@stokecity Nice to see young rising stars like Duffy and Ward getting chances in the under 23’s.
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@swede700 @PFF Kendricks over both O’Neil and Cook
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@alexhobern That was obvious from him not lying to Dan when he was asking him to say he was really Kate. He could have easily said yes I’m real and it would have completely broken Dan. He’s basically sacrificed his chance of wining to not hurt Dan’s feelings.
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@StokeyyG2 @stevenKloppLFC2 Margret thatcher is coming to shut you down then
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@YouBettaLeggett @hjsedits Also if you did every home game it means you just did the one country. He’s done it without going to the same country twice. If you count the group stage as a round then that’s 10 different countries. Pretty impressive.
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@Joewillo180 @stokaljona That’s so disrespectful. Sure he’s not a first team regular but the manager should at least know about all the players he has on his books.
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@Hunted_HQ Saw him in the single riders queue for the log flume at Alton Towers. Said he’s going to Scotland tomorrow.
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@evrythingNYG @RichCimini @JordanRaanan He’s already really big. I doubt he’ll grow much more though so becoming a Giant is unlikely
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@talkSPORT @PhilaUnion @dcunited @AleBedoya17 It’s just a shame that nobody watches the MLS so he was just shouting to himself
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@dbozetarnik @heydtrain @Heather_Poole @aardvarsk @emilynussbaum Don’t we all just need those extra few inches David?
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@andygoldstein05 Donna Berrico Dunna Bookico
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@Hosser73 @ryan_ATY Flying a plane over a ground that nobody was at because the game was in Swansea shows the intelligence of Vale fans.
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@SkolMemes Bears: Mack Lions: Marv Jones Packers: Refs
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@Lenniesaurus Something that says current boyfriend on to keep him on his toes
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@LukeBraunNFL Harsh, nobody can tackle Mike Boone in preseason. Preseason Mike Boone is better than any running back in history.
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@Roberts72Karen @mgcw17 @iamtomskinner A shower puff? How very homophobic
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@Hegazistry @DavePooky @TheRealVirgil @DeludedBrendan Yes he is. That’s what the blue tick means 😉
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@Anderology @FabrizioRomano Broke his ankle on international duty. When he recovered he’d lost both agility (Struggled to push off to make saves low to the left) and confidence. Was awful for us in our relegation season and in the championship. Hope he does well in Scotland, a lovely guy from what I hear.
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@stokecity In the ground nice and early. Got me dancing shoes on, feel like it’s gonna be a cracker!
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@FFDynastyGrill The one one with the two better WR’s and the 1.01 pick
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@YouBettaLeggett @hjsedits Qualifying and preliminary rounds makes 10 games.
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@_BenikAfobe I’d hide in the back of the net, you’d never even find me.
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@samsraps @zillowgonewild I bet you say that to all the women.
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@YourElfx @louistheroux Brown eyed girl- Van Morrison The opponent giving it the big un about how much they love their country and we come out with Do you remember when we used to sing? Sha-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la tee-da
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@BrandonlordM1 @BBCiPlayer This series so far has been better than the last couple of Clarkson series’
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@RahulKohli13 The invisible woman is being played by you and you want us all to know it
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@benwhite @YouGov That’s basically a picture of a nobbly bobbly
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@SCFCSC I don’t believe anyone has discussed my Tom jones dressed as a hippo and a hippo dressed as Tom Jones both belting out Delilah prematch idea. I think it would confuse the opposition that much it gives us an instant advantage and guarantees we score in the first 5 mins.
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@derekaitken2 @jimmycarr @NetflixIsAJoke It’s a best of tour. He’s literally doing his favourite jokes from all his other tours. The clues in the title.
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@ChristLover223 @YZR_Fantasy Depends when he notified you of the mistake. If it’s within a couple of minutes of the drop and it’s clearly an accident then he should get him back. If he dropped him on purpose and regretted it then that’s a him problem
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@SkySportsNFL Have you tried turning it off and on again?
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