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now he’s being called stupid for being the only one not doing a stupid thing.
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maybe the only player i’ve ever seen not lie about something like that.
"I didn't really watch him, I was too young. I've seen clips and stuff.". Cole Palmer is asked how he feels being compared to Dennis Bergkamp ✨. #BBCFootball
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wow. he seems like a great penalty saver. i’m sure any goalkeeper would graciously accept being subbed off for him before a penalty shootout.
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whoever’s responsible for that edit at the end clearly has their finger on the cultural pulse.
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cannot believe that this is the actual liverpool women’s badge
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‘this is a creamy liverpool display’. what the fuck is wrong with peter drury.
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why is every single politician so bad at getting a picture of them watching the football. it’s so easy.
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it would be better if it was exclusively ex-pros, actually.
I’m very glad Soccer Aid raised a lot of money today. Always brings a smile to my face every year. However as football match, that was an awful and boring watch. It was literally ex pros just passing amongst themselves, dribbling past people and shooting from anywhere constantly.
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while we’re on the subject of disgraces to england
I’m totally against this on all levels @nikefootball the price is outrageous the design is not @England 🏴🏴🏴.
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pathetic. this is how it’s done
🇳🇴👏 An example of peak sportsmanship & professionalism in the Norweigan Premier League by Brann striker, Bård Finne.
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sorry, what on earth makes him think he’s the first person ever to do that?.
Context: I’ve spent the year trying to become the first person ever to go to every round of the #ucl. I bought a ticket for the #UCLfinal 💷💷. Instead of going in & completing the record, we gave the ticket to a random @BVB fan who didn’t have one. Here’s what happened…
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almost every footballer is the same person. the only notable exception i can think of is hector bellerin.
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you might be confused about what the colours on the new england shirt mean. but fear not, the nation’s greatest minds are on the case.
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let werner wear it, i want to see if it’s physically possible for him to get worse.
Chelsea players scared to touch the 'cursed' no.9 shirt #CFC .
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so true. what genius could’ve possibly come up with ‘go to Real Madrid’.
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i cannot emphasise how important it is that the chelsea manager speaks with a foreign accent enough.
'It’s a culture of winning here. We want to bring the happiness again to this great football club.' 🙌. Part one of our exclusive interview with Mauricio Pochettino!
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palmer only scored his first open play pl goal a year ago today. he’s already got 8 this season.
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would like to extend my sincerest thanks to all the arsenal fans in the quotes reminding us of the second time we won the champions league.
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he is very special to me
Emerson holding his hands up like he’s ever done anything for Chelsea is killing me🤣🤣.
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commentators talking about havertz’ amazing transformation since joining arsenal. and i have to agree, he looks like a whole new player
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i cannot imagine how stupid you’d have to be to look at this image and believe what it’s telling you.
You’re right. They made better. Kante can’t be mentioned in the same sentence as Vieira.
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you can’t disagree with this guy, he’s watched over 66 football matches.
𝗜 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗱 100+ 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝗼𝗼𝘁𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 🎬… 𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗺𝘆 50 𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗻𝘀 🪄 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 (𝗣𝗮𝗿𝘁 1) . 50-41. [A THREAD 🧵]
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i don’t care how bad he is, this is very, very strange and i can’t imagine it being done to any other player at any other club.
Romelu Lukaku's SEVEN touches vs Crystal Palace - a new Premier League low! 🥴
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what an idea. coventry make it to a semi-final against man united and their fans have to fly to ‘massachusetts’ to watch it.
Everyone hates having the FA Cup semis at Wembley, could put them abroad and then come back to England for the final?.
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‘Male Football Ally of the Year Award… Male Football Ally of the Year Award… Male Football Ally of the Year Award… Male Football Ally of the Year Award…’
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no one who says this would actually watch women’s football more if it happened.
I’d enjoy women’s football more if they made the pitch and goals smaller. Some of the goals scored on a weekly basis are just comical. It’s not fair on the goalkeepers.
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chelsea’s back line
Just home from a visit with 5 friends. No alcohol involved. - 1 shat himself.- 1 couldn’t hold a thought for more than 30 seconds.- 1 started uncontrollable sobbing.- 1 arrived saying partner at home sick as a dog.- 1 fell over bending down. Yeah, SARS is mild & it’s over.
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there’s something seriously wrong with you.
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the years of hurt were ended when lizzie yarnold won the skeleton at pyeongchang 2018.
I cannot imagine what it must be like for the lionesses to have WON the euros, then get 2nd in the World Cup, just for Harry Kane to say ‘England hasn’t won anything as a nation for a long, long time’. Also, female athletes have won gold at the last FOUR Winter Olympics 🙃.
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obviously more people are interested in watching eden hazard than watching ‘theo baker’.
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Home, Away and Third Concept Kits for next season. ❤️+ 🔁 Appreciated. Let me know what you think ⬇️ .#CFC #Chelsea #ChelseaFC
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Graham Potter gives his thoughts on how the highs and lows impact his mentality. 💙. #WorldMentalHealthDay.
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they’re either not looking, too close to the screen, celebrating at the wrong moment, or not watching it live.
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i don’t know why ‘Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea’ is held up as the prime example of a bad chant like it isn’t absolutely perfect.
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@tinscognito__ maybe ‘ashley young is better than people think’ is an uncomfortable conversation because of how painfully boring it would be.
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@AGenuineOutlaw finishing once everyone has played everyone home and away is the exact opposite of arbitrary.
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very funny that we’ve had to come up with a theme for our outgoing announcements because there’s so many of them
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oh my god oh my god how did i miss this. i am losing my mind i’m so happy.
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@KitManRamsey oh i didn’t know he liked kendrick. it’s funny how easy it can be to guess these things.
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Chelsea 3rd Kit ⚫️.IMO this would look soo much nicer than those awful leaks, why couldn't they have just gone simple.
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passing up the chance to play at the euros because someone made a (entirely correct) comment that upset you. this is the snowflake mentality with which mikel arteta aims to poison our beautiful sport.
🚨🏴 Ben White snubbed England after Southgate's assistant Steve Holland made a comment that the defender is 'not sufficiently interested in football', reports @SamWallaceTel.
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turns out £100m gets you the best midfielder on the planet and £100m also gets you the worst midfielder on the planet.
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there are people who watched us play better than city with half our players injured, weren’t convinced, and are now getting excited over this instead.
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this is the most dangerous misinformation campaign in history.
'Impossible is Nothing!'. 📸 pitch.side.✍️ edit by Thái Nguyễn
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5 minutes of mistakes in a 20 year career seems pretty good to me.
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i also celebrated the goal, please let me play for chelsea.
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this is a thousand times worse than carl anka’s veteran rapper tweet
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yes odegaard is a much better player than oscar ever was. why would that bother me.
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that’s the second time i’ve seen havertz run off celebrating after a goal he knows full well has come off his arm. why is he so thick hahaha.
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@Marescaholic surely you realise that screenshotting the sofascore rating of an 18 year old for the U21s team to have a go at them isn’t something any normal person has ever done.
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it’s crazy how we have one keeper who can do everything except save pens, and one keeper who can do nothing except save pens.
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if potter did an italian accent in all his interviews i’d have been willing to give him some more time.
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every time a liverpool fan talks about how great thiago is they describe jorginho.
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why not just do something like this?
Unfortunately, requests for a Tuchel banner have been rejected by the relevant people, We Are The Shed do not believe it is the right time to do it, and Chelsea Supporters Trust do not get involved in banners, Thank you to everyone who was willing to donate towards the banner.
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how the fuck has this ref actually managed to be biased against tamworth.
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Reece James could score that goal another 37 times this season and Sky Sports would still find a way to call Willian our best player.
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