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Can you imagine the meltdown on Chelsea Twitter if he didn’t include the location 😭😭😭
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going back to Chelsea trying to break down Bournemouth following this beautiful festival of football
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Laporta when the first Raphinha installment is due:
A Nigerian official fake fainted after he was grilled about missing funds.
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now he starts up top for Inter Milan
World’s fattest man in 1890 was large enough to be considered a “freak show” in the circus.
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11 years later and I still have no clue how we pulled that off
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this was his message for Mount 💀
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Can you give us the FA Cup back while we’re at it you whiny bitch?
🗣️ “I will be only satisfied if they give me the two points back.”
Mikel Arteta says he will only be satisfied if Arsenal were given the points back due to the human error in VAR that cost them two points against Brentford.
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Kante when he rejoins training and can’t spot Rudiger or Werner and sees all the new faces
N’Golo Kante chances to stay are currently 50/50 or 60/40 in favour of Chelsea. (
@FabrizioRomano
@onamp
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because we misused Mount, Ten Hag understands his best position which is next to the goalkeeping coach on the fucking bench
Mason Mount is about to win an FA Cup after ruining every Chelsea game at Wembley
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Lampard actually drove 2 different teams into a relegation battle in the same season 😭 has it been done before?
If Everton do go down⬇️
What do people expect to happen to them in the Championship?🔵
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you're not a real Chelsea fan if this image doesn't send shivers down your spine
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Huge chance for Chelsea to make it 2-0
Hughes pulls Palmer back on the counter
Referee spots it (called a foul)
Decides no second yellow due to his bias
Said player gets subbed off 2 mins later
Palace score for 1-1
Premier League officiating for you 👍
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Forget about Roman. Look at his son 😭
Roman Abramovich and his family celebrate
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saving Robben’s penalty in the Champions League final.
One of us.
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these are the players Cobham Twitter hate on because ‘they’re not one of own/they don’t get it’ 👍
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Arsenal have finished above Chelsea in the Premier League in only 2 seasons since they last won the league in 2004. That’s 16 (SIXTEEN) seasons where Chelsea have outperformed the clowns of London. Stay humble.
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Cole Palmer
Noni Madueke
Pedro Neto
Joao Felix
Nicolas Jackson
Ivan Toney
Christopher Nkunku
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Pep wanted Jorginho, Wenger wanted Jorginho, Tuchel loved Jorginho, Arteta signed Jorginho. But Charlie, an alcoholic whose biggest life achievement is being born 10 kms away from Stamford Bridge, thinks he’s a liability.
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‘Mr CFCMod_ your turn to speak’
‘Good morning to everyone whose club is playing UCL semis 🤝’
‘But we’re all CFC fans here’
‘Lionel Messi. Simply the greatest there will ever be 🐐’
‘This is a CFC meeting sir’
‘Don’t say anything just RT’
‘Alright lets get him out of here’
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Kovacic put Pulisic through on goal then created that for Chilwell. Write it down for all the clowns out there ✍️
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we are so blessed to have this guy play for Chelsea Football Club 🙏
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Ahead. Of. The. Curve.
It could take as many as 17 matches to win the Champions League this season. Utterly ridiculous. Clubs are going to need monster squads to compete on all fronts. Going to be injuries galore.
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Turning on a manager who’s just won us the Champions League because of 2 unaccomplished teenagers who don’t want to do the hard work and fight for their spots in the team. When I tell you this fanbase is weird…
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FT: Man City 12-0 Chelsea
3’ Mahrez
9’ Stones
14’ Haaland
17’ Haaland
28’ Foden
41’ Haaland
50’ Mahrez
62’ Foden
71’ Alvarez
80’ De Bruyne
85’ Alvarez
90’ Ederson (P)
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Chelsea spending 20/21: €223.20m
Man Utd spending 19/20: €214.00m
You finished 33 points behind Liverpool.
Lampard doesn't win the premier league this season then he's failed 7 signings with another one on the way he has to deliver
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Moscow (2008)
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‘Mason Mount’ vs Club captain who’s made 500+ appearances, gave it all for the club for 11 years and won everything
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Chelsea Twitter is so funny when there’s no Jorginho to scapegoat btw, everybody’s confused 😂
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10/10 window ✅
Imagine you are the transfer executive at Chelsea Football Club.
Quote your summer signings in:
1️⃣ Goalkeeper 🧤
2️⃣ Defensive Midfield 🪨
3️⃣ Striker ⚽️
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If this is goodbye, sorry you had to play for the 2 worst managers in this club’s history 🕊️
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Thomas Tuchel
- UCL winner 2021
- UEFA Super Cup/CWC winner 2021
- FA Cup/League Cup finalist 2022
- Saved us from relegation 2023
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Reece in the gym right now
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There are Chelsea fans out there who do not rate Kovacic btw 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Careful what you wish for 👍
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that would be really impressive if they actually achieved something
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Clearlake secured us one of the very best players in the world in the years to come but you BUMS are crying over Conor Gallagher & Raheem Sterling 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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UCL final’s in Abramovich’s hometown and people think we got Lille by pure chance
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I would rather bring back the transfer ban
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They gave him hell since day 1 and he still delivered this. The most (unfairly) disrespected manager in the history of this club.
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Havertz & Chilwell getting offloaded half way through their medical so we can afford Messi
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Not one Cobham graduate in sight, just a bunch of winners. The best of the best. Take me back.
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📸 3rd of August 2016
Conte, Hazard and Kanté (who was about to make his Chelsea debut in preseason against AC Milan).
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🚨 Levi Colwill (2) has now matched Mason Mount’s assist tally (2) for 2023/24 in 21 less games.
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speaking of unnecessary £50m signings 😭😭😭😭😭
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