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Implementing modern tactical visions at Sunday League football, but often failing. I believe in one religion, and that is a Deep-Lying 4-2-3-1 formation.
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LONDON FC - FM2022 SAVE THREAD
The aim of this save, make the Premier League the ‘London League’. Win a clean sweep of European trophies with London clubs. The biggest away day in the PL should be Barnet to Bromley.
We start in the National League with Wealdstone, of course.
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Leeds United manager Jesse Marsch wants his struggling side to take inspiration from the likes of Mahatma Gandhi, Mother Teresa and Muhammad Ali in their attempt to avoid relegation from the Premier League.
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This is the face of a man who knows he’s now played enough games this season to meet the quota for PL winners medal
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A week and a half on a sunny island and for free and he bails just in time for the World Cup. Hero.
Niall has left Love Island due to "personal reasons".
Confirmation from ITV.
No more details have been given.
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Just realised that whilst the World Cup is on, Haaland will be in Manchester for 6 weeks leathering hundreds of shots a day past Scott Carson. Find that really funny. Hope they become best mates.
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Heartbreaking. He was meant to go to West Ham for 35m and score 2 goals in 37 appearances before moving to a mid-table Serie A side. Games gone.
🚨🇬🇪 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | Lyon complete signing of Georges Mikautadze (23) from Metz! 🔵🔴
€18.5m fee + €4.5m add-ons. ✅
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(right)
Met loic remy (right) cliff jumping in split yesterday afternoon, lovely bloke, said Newcastle was the best club he played for in England and that he loved SJP and the fans
#nufc
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“This is your captain speaking, anyone know of a £4.5m defender i can slot in?”
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Watching Darwin Nunez v Emerson Royal down that wing is mesmerising. No clue what will happen next. Don’t think they know either. Truly special players.
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Manchester City just can’t handle north London teams. Tottenham took 6 points off them and Arsenal pressed them really hard in the first half once.
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Klopp at Dortmund: Fell apart after 7 years
Klopp at Liverpool: Falling apart after 7 years
If only we could find a reason for this weird correlation?
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Nice try Adam Johnson, but I ain’t falling for your attempts to get a job watching young players.
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He was likeable when he first came to England but Jurgen Klopp has picked up a habit of being a serial moaner in recent years.
We’ve decided to do the hard work and create a thread for the 22/23 season of every time he moans. Will be updated regularly. (1/?)
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He’s actually in the match day squad and is on loan from Rangers
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The year is 2027. Petrol hits £5 a litre in England. Barcelona use their 47th lever meaning all Catalans owe them 20% of their monthly wage. Klopp blames an away loss to Newcastle on ‘the ice caps melting’. Manchester United are linked with Milinković-Savić to fix their midfield.
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Michael Carrick vs Thomas Tuchel next week on Sky means we need to bring this back
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Trent Alexander-Arnold has 0 assists in all competitions this season.
That’s less than Ederson (Goalkeeper), Enock Mwepu (Retired) and Emerson Royal (not a footballer).
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Very excited to join the Great Nation of the United Kingdom as a Proud Brit ❤️🇬🇧
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The celebration for that first goal. Wow. Need more of this in the modern day Barclays.
Throwing it way back to 2⃣0⃣0⃣7⃣ for our last league home match against Luton... 💭📆
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Signing of the summer I think, what Ange is doing there is incredible
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Big Dunc warned us, but nobody listened.
World's temperature likely to break key 1.5C warming threshold for first time between 2023 and 2027, scientists predict
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POV: Ivan Toney playing at the Brentford Community Stadium
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Class 👏 from a dehydration fan 👏
Confirmed: Wolves are allowing fans to bring in their own water for today's match. 💦
The right decision and hope lots of other clubs are doing the same! ✅
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Tweeted like a League 1 club signing a former loanee who scored 4 in 27 appearances on a permanent transfer
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Jack Grealish when he’s told the lyrics to the national anthem will now change
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Can’t believe we have to call them King’s Park Rangers now.
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You have to fancy them as the dark horses for this World Cup
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Well it weren’t gonna be for fucking Tranmere Rovers was it?
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So that’s Lineker, Wright and Shearer ruled out of MOTD this week, that leaves only one man…
Rumour has it that 30 year old Will Still has led Reims to an 18-game unbeaten run in all competitions.
Reims pay a £22,000 fine each match as he doesn’t have his UEFA Pro License
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Genuinely imagine this. Madrid fans out in Asia with “Trippier 12” on the back of their shirts. A lad from Bury taking over free kicks now Ronaldo has gone.
He’d be the 1st Madrid signing ever to not do the keepy uppys when being announced. He’d just whip 20 corners in the box.
EXCLUSIVE: Tottenham braced for £50m bid from Real Madrid for Kieran Trippier |
@DanKing_1974
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GoFundMe guy being outed as a nonce completes what I think is the best week for English football ever
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What’s wrong babe? You’ve hardly touched your Tottenham Hotspur Chicken Breast.
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Only one ‘man’ now remains at Arsenal from the invincible season...
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Bet he preferred it when Arteta played with a False 9 because he doesn’t like supporting strikers
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nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked
people will remember:
- the Gillette advert with Tom Grennan
- singing ‘Gillette the best the man can get’ with friends
- when The Best A Man Can Get (Gilette) was released on Spotify
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This app will break down when they play Chelsea at home and give it to Astrid Wett
Following the launch of the initiative at our recent home pre-season friendly with FC Bayern, we will be featuring a ‘Dog of the Match’ for the first time at a Premier League match at this Saturday’s game with Everton.
Find out more ⤵️
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England going for 3 World Wars and 2 World Cups by Christmas. Bring it on. God save the King.
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Our hopes of a first World Cup since 1966 rely on these two people...
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I think it's great how Real Madrid spent £195m on their front 3 and they get knocked out by their own academy player.
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Love Island but all the guys are replaced by average footballers late in their careers or who have just retired.
Abbie, a Model from Newcastle deciding whether to date Steed Malbranque or Paul Konchesky.
Would be some Incredible TV that.
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7 days in English Football:
- The best team ever seen on these shores loses 3 in a row
- Harry Kane swears on his daughters life that he scored a goal when he didn’t
- Mick McCarthy leaves his job mid-interview
- Neil Warnock tells the Wolves manager to fuck off on live TV
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With that late Tottenham goal, they now top their group which may be crucial.
It means that they avoid Bayern Munich (top of their group), Liverpool (English team) and Arsenal (not in the champions league) in the RO16.
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I know it’s not relevant and probably no need to compare, but I will anyway.
It’s insane that Arsenal v Everton is cancelled because a 96 year old woman dies a few days before the game but Denmark had to play 45 mins of football whilst they thought their teammate was dead.
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17’ | Going Over
17’ | Fender strikes from distance and hits the crossbar. Littlehampton Town 0-0 Hythe Town
🟡⚫️
#Golds
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Germany really need to take a leaf out of England’s book.
Forget winter breaks, forget fan owned clubs, forget investing in facilities and coaching.
What they need to do is pin all their hopes on one striker and get the whole team playing darts and riding inflatable unicorns.
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Pontius Pilate in 33AD:
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Mbappé had the chance to move to Chelsea when he was 11, but the move fell through.
Bet he’s glad it didn’t work out, he’s ending Messi’s international career today rather than preparing for a 2nd year on loan at Vitesse.
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Eni Aluko this morning.
Arsenal’s £105m bid has seen Man City pull out of the race to sign Declan Rice.
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It may have taken him a few years to get there, but Harry Kane's incomparable love for music has got him on the stage presenting awards as the Brits to Kendrick Lamar.
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My daughter is called 'Put someone on the backpost at corners'.
I won't forget... Will you?
My daughter is called Poppy. So I won't forget... Will you?
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Man City have launched a complaint about Wigan's taunting at the end of the game by playing Oasis over the PA system.
When The FA were asked if they'd take action, they said maybeeeeeee.
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ASM is just happy that he’s the fastest guy at Newcastle now Bruce has gone
You are, without a doubt, one of the most gentle people that I have ever met in the world of football. You have been a man of your word, a caring man and a fair man who never hesitated to protect us. I will never forget how you treated me, for that I will be forever grateful
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Everybody keeps mentioning how the Queen has lived to see 15 Prime Ministers but the real stat to emphasise how long her reign was is there’s been 46 Watford managers whilst she’s been on the throne.
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I’ve watched Christian Eriksen, a player on about £100k a week (could double that soon) who is regarded one of the best Male set piece specialists in the world repeatedly hit the first man from corners in every game for 5 years. Grow up.
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Immigration was so crucial in rebuilding the U.K. after WW2 that there is an entire generation named after one of the boats that brought them here.
They have provided far more value to this country than some guy who got relegated with QPR.
120 years ago in Blackburn, England.
We talk about Diversity, Equality and Inclusion.
We never talk about Equity.
Who has done the work.
Who has built the places.
Who fought in the wars.
Who paid the taxes.
Who built and maintained these communities.
We shouldn’t
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Harry Maguire is a confusing man.
He has the elegance and composure on the ball of a prime Hummels yet looks like your mate who only ever wears his rugby hoody and shorts and drinks a 2L bottle of Strongbow Cider every pre-drinks.
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Possibly the greatest paragraph of Football journalism ever, especially the final sentence.
http://t.co/8HPga0GcIs
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3. The pitch was really dry (August 2022)
GW1 and we’re on moan number 3, potentially a moan of the season contender already. Can’t wait for what’s to come.
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Unreal man marking job by Liz. Staying touch right, but wisely no grabbing or shirt pulling in these days of VAR. 10/10 performance.
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People who text like this are just the best idc 😍😊❤️
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This guy intercepted a pass, split 2 defenders and then ran 60 yards to get on the end of a cross to win a game in the 94th minute.
This is Harry Winks’ world and we’re all living in it.
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This is by far the best idea yet regarding bringing the world’s best player to the Premier League.
Nationalise Lionel. For the Messi, not the few.
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Barcelona, Spurs and Celtic all need to be placed in Group D and it must be titled Group Dembele to see which Dembele is the best Dembele.
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Has everyone just forgotten that he’s being investigated for rape?
Everyone praising Hakimi for putting everything in his mum’s name saving him in his divorce, but forgetting why his wife wants to divorce him? Mental.
Achraf Hakimi has proved by actions to many of us that the woman you are dating or you married will never be your relative. Only your mother or sister is your relative
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THEY ASKED ARTETA IF HE FELT THEY WERE BEING OVERRUN IN MIDFIELD AND HE JUST REFUSED TO COMMENT FOOTBALL MANAGER HAS BECOME REAL LIFE
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Those Chilean miners were trapped underground for two days longer than Allardyce was England manager.
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Ariana Grande got oasis to play with Coldplay and Piers Morgan to apologise, bloody miracle worker, bet she could make Lampard-Gerrard work.
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Spurs fans when they lose yet again from a winning position, but Fat Ange just dropped his 6th “mate” of the interview
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Very strong argument that Lampard is the worst manager in PL history…any other genuine candidates?
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Pochettino made Lovren look good enough for Liverpool to sign him and has now made him look crap enough to be subbed off after 30 minutes.
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The audacity of them tweeting this when they fully well know that the majority of those minutes are from 25 Year old Jesse Lingard and 24 Year old £89m Signing Paul Pogba.
Minutes given to academy players in the Premier League this season:
🔵 Man City – 7
🔴 Liverpool – 710
🔵 Chelsea – 1,335
🔴Arsenal – 2,516
⚪ Tottenham – 2,738
🔴 Man Utd – 3,540
Thought Mourinho hated young players? 🤔
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Arsenal Board: “So we see you’re very qualified and have lots of experience, but we have one pivotal question for you Unai. Does any of your name sound like the word Arsenal?”
Emery: “No, but you could say I’m destined for the EMERYrates”
Board: “My god we’ve found the one”
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#AskJose
Do you ever get a babysitter or do you just loan your children to Vitesse when you and your wife aren't around?
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2. The existence of the Community Shield, a competition that has run for 114 years (July 2022)
New season, same gripes! 😬
Jurgen Klopp thinks alternatives should be considered for sides contesting the Community Shield...
#BBCFootball
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Taking inspiration from Rashford, I’m entering the race for the 2023 F1 World Drivers Championship
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Belated congratulations but well done to Jermaine Jenas for winning Women’s Football Ally of the Year sponsored by Shein and Metro and TikTok and Visa.
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1. RB Salzburg dared to beat Liverpool and the 4th official didn’t help Klopp out (July 2022)
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Cute photo of Harry Kane with his Daughter and Son.
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There is the inevitable uproar about ‘why is there no men’ on here.
Try naming one male commentator or pundit who vocally cares about the Women’s game and isn’t named Ian Wright (who I presume is on BBC).
ITV confirms stellar squad for the 2023 FIFA Women’s World Cup. Details >
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Can't believe people are saying Dele Alli won't be able to come back from this video.
Suarez bit 3 players and then signed for the biggest club in the world.
Alonso killed a teenage girl whilst drink driving and won the premier league.
I think Dele can recover from a blowjob.
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This has aged absolutely perfectly.
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Luckily for Spurs they can afford to let Danny Rose go because their young prospect in the academy 'Danny Rose-Peters' is ready to step up.
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You need a result against Greece to qualify the World Cup. You’ve got a last minute free kick 30 yards from goal.
Whose your pick to take it?
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For the price of Neymar, PSG could've bought Spotify Premium for the entire of Romania.
Vlad Chiriches can play the bangers 24/7.
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Genuine headline after England 2-0 Germany, what a fucking weirdo
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Catch me if you
⚪️ Are fast enough
⚪️ Want to
🔘 Can
Because i’m:
⚪️ The One
⚪️ Yours
🔘 The England Man
And what you’re looking at is:
⚪️ The Mirror
⚪️ The Sea
🔘 The Masterplan
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This is how Harry Maguire arrived to his first England training camp, with all his stuff in two bin bags.
Now the guy is on track for a knighthood, unbelievable.
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Men will literally manage Harrogate Town on an online computer game for 45 years and desperately hope their son appears in the academy instead of going to therapy
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Kieran Trippier crossing from inside the final third.
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You what, no knockouts? You fucking idiot, Sampaoli! You total fucking idiot! That was YOUR job, you fucking moron! You cretin! YOU'RE A FUCKHEAD! THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE! A FUCKING SHITHEAD!
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England World Cup Squad 2018:
- A striker who drinks 4 red bulls before every game
- A defender who uses bin bags to carry luggage
- A keeper who has ‘Get the Rave On’ printed on his boots
And now...
- A teenage prospect grafting pregnant Russian women
What a nation we are.
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