Evan M.D.
@nerditry
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I’ve never felt like I was missing out by not saying the N word.
But then that “eating beans” meme came along...
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I guarantee he was just out doing this and the parade found him
Gary Busey at a St. Patrick’s Day parade in Hot Springs, AR.
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He was peeing behind what he thought was a dumpster and it mounted him
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Barber: "Aye fam, what do you need?"
Brady: "You know Jonathan Taylor Thomas circa 1993?"
Barber: "I got you fam"
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My dad took me to see it and we were the only white people there
On this day in 1995, “Friday” premiered in theaters grossing $27M off a $3M Budget
RIP Bernie Mac
RIP Zeus Lister
RIP Lawanda Page
RIP John Witherspoon
RIP Reynaldo Rey
RIP Yvette Wilson
RIP AJ Johnson
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Anyone who buys this much Five Guys forfeits their right to complain about sending billions to Ukraine.
Heading into the Speaker’s Office: Boxes of Five Guys
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@KevOnStage
Cabbage soup and bread was dinner. That blanket was probably levitating by dessert.
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Always worth sharing that police sued to be able to discriminate against high IQ applicants.
WOW: Nashville airport cop threatens to arrest stranded passengers who are standing in line at a Southwest counter to rebook their cancelled flights (1/2)
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@MaxCRoser
@LaJethroJenkins
And no one has copied this verbatim into their Tinder profile to see what happens?
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EXCLUSIVE IMAGE: Baltimore Police Department showing off new equipment to Fox News.
http://t.co/AUJW7RErKn
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You gotta go back so far to find Black Republicans they only show up in drawings.
History that is never taught. The first 23 black senators were all Republicans.
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@el_budget
feels like they just learned about it this week and made it their entire personality
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I don’t need 280 characters.
I NEED to be able to add a picture in a quoted tweet.
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In 2014, Nikki Haley as Governor of South Carolina received $7.87 in federal tax dollars for every $1.00 it contributed. More than any other state in the union.
States should always plan for a rainy day just like any business. I disagree that states should take Fed money or be bailed out. This will lead to taxpayers paying for mismanagement of poorly run states. States need to tighten up, make some cuts, and manage.
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@longwall26
@manicsocratic
I bet it's that 5th dentist who doesn't recommend a particular toothpaste.
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How does my family make $140K a year and I can’t afford a fridge with an ice maker?
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@TheKitchenista
You know salt, you know sodium, but have you thought about combining a week’s worth in a single recipe?
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@soledadobrien
@reghud
How remarkable that the two biggest victims in the country are married to one another?
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@KevOnStage
The staff haven't even received their hand to hand combat training. Everyone knows that comes after 90 days.
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@BostonJerry
Raising prices while lowering quality and establishing a new baseline for minimum service.
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If I was rich-rich this account would just keep telling me what house to buy next.
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“My shit is wild racist.” - Brigitte
To every single person attacking Jon Gruden for his emails from over 10 years ago -- release all of YOUR emails over the last decade.
“Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone"
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@kylegriffin1
Sounds like someone getting in front of the NRA having a negative press cycle.
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If Joe Biden had never left Congress, people would be calling for him to be primaried.
since biden is in the news let me dust off my take that joe biden has an extremely fraught record that will make any run more difficult than it looks
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@screamotapes
@Combat_Jack
Shut down the food trucks and carts, but open up a restaurant that “pays homage” and charges 5x as much.
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Food Media's over reliance on very few people (like Marcus) will come back to bite them every time.
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You've got like 6 weeks to find the right sandals and bluetooth headset.
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The ONLY reason Avatar ranks is because of people’s curiosity about 3D cinema at the time. No one cared about the actual content in the movie.
Top 10
1) Avatar : $2,788B
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#AvengersEndgame
: $2,188B
3) Titanic : $2,187B
4) Star Wars VII : $2,068B
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#Avengers
Infinity War : $2,048B
6) Jurassic World : $1,671B
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#Avengers
: $1,518B
8) Furious 7 : $1,516B
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#Avengers
Age of Ultron: $1,405B
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#BlackPanther
: $1,346B
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@jemelehill
Please don’t argue with an AM radio host on a Monday morning. Nothing is worth that.
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Them: “y’all in a relationship?”
Angela: “we’re having some kind of a taco situation.”
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Jerry Springer: Too Hot For TV (1999)
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@BostonJerry
@WashedReese
There’s no level of increases to daily goods that will impact rich people.
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As a Jew, I never get offended when someone says "Merry Christmas."
I take great pride in replying "You're welcome."
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BREAKING: Burger King announces their sponsorship deal with Cam Newton.
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Let’s say in…Bill Maher’s time slot
HBO needs to set aside 30 minutes a week for Cardi B to yell at America about a topic of her choosing.
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@gregpmiller
@maxjrosenthal
@adamentous
Worth mentioning it’s Betsy Devos’s brother Erik Prince in the big font.
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Sage Steele probably getting her phone blown up by Jason Whitlock's blocked number.
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@TheSuburbanThug
@LeeLeePotatoes
I was genuinely floored. I yelled a WTF and they literally ran off.
You’d be shocked how unimportant it is to a lot of visitors.
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@alexnazaryan
@joshtpm
@JacobAWohl
How old do Republicans have to be to be considered men? Asking for a man child.
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@carlreiner
I, a Jew, was not willing because I heard what he said about other people and we've been those other people many times before.
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@CerromeRussell
We need them to keep the Danny Glover Tradition alive with someone saying "I'm too old for this shit."
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@_timsss
@DukeOfZamunda
No heat, no seatbelts and you’d never know if the emergency exit worked until it was too late.
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You and Italian Feast Dad will have a crossover by the end of 2021. Mark it.
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@DragonflyJonez
@BamaSlymm
Cap: “What the fuck is that musty smell?”
-Defenders appear via portal.
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@_CakeBawse
People forget this part when they think it's gonna be cool to get a 5 year old luxury car on the discount.
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Correct! He was Michael Ealy in Almost Human (shouldn't have been cancelled).
You can’t name a single character this man has played without Google.
That’s because no matter what - he’s Michael Ealy. Period 😂
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So Twitter rounds up when you hit a halfway point between 1,000 increments on Likes and RTs.
5,500 likes is showing up as 6k.
My clout bath just got a little more shallow.
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Chris Paul didn’t rig the last CBA to retire with $120M on the table
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