I had a friend whose BD was being really difficult with her new husband. New dude was cool. There was hurt and jealousy.
Bruh got fed up with the BD and said “You have a lot to say about how I use my time and money with your kid, when you appear to not have enough of either.”
You talk trash in your mind about what your kids WONT DO before you have kids when u see folks with their small children. My son threw his applesauce in the air like Bobby Shmurda yesterday. I just froze.
Lil kids love to correct you when it comes to identifying animals.
Me: “You hear the bird?”
My 3 y/o son: “I hear an eagle. It’s a type of bird.”
Aight, Jack Hanna. I’m not about to argue with you.
Kamala gonna be on tour.
Pivot, Club Shay Shay, Million Dollaz Worth of Game, Coulda Been Records, 85 South, etc.
May have to pull up to Kai Cenat’s basement.
I’ve always been a big fan of those comedians who are Black famous and never became megastars. Ronnie Jordan, Benji Brown, Arnez J, Bruce Bruce, Adele Givens, Sommore, Earthquake, etc. those OG Comicview/Def Jam folks.
Caught myself in women’s business.
Heard my wife talking about how Chloe showed up to the premiere. Heard, “Girl, go to shade room!!!”, from the other room.
Me, not a girl, going to shade room to see
Maurice doesn’t spend enough time with that boy (per the show). More rules than relationship, seems like. Boy is away from his mama and then his step mama is dealing with cancer.
Life is lifing for that young man.
#LAMH
Criminal how the US debates services for kids.
Korea has invested in kids cafeterias near their extra curricular activities so they can have dinner on those long days.
I like Big Lou. He has the type of wife that can cause you to not be invited to things.
That’s his wife and we all have blind spots with our partners.
I’m glad he told her “Don’t put me in no shit!”
#LAMH
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You want a kinky, curly queen? Be mindful that those curls may end up on the bathroom floor and have you running like a bih bc you thought it was a spider.
If Monica McNutt really wanted to, she should’ve asked Stephen A what he does for Black men, since he played that card in response.
Molly would’ve had to push her panic button on that desk.
I experienced something new when I saw someone tweet displeasure about their friends being blessed/experiencing breakthroughs. Those aren’t your friends. Those are your benchmarks who you like enough to be in a groupme with and go to eat with.
I work with college students and we often talk about music and the club.
They couldn’t fathom how fun the club was in the early 2000s. Records were fun. “Right Thurr” would send the club up.
Twitter and this “Catch Me If You Can” culture. Chefs that can’t “chef”. Counselors that cant “counsel”. Business owners with no business sense. Nobody is forcing y’all to live these lives.
I understand what women say when they become adults about "when is it my turn to be loved/cared for" since they are tasked early on with so much responsibility.
Bruh, Maurice is on that foolishness.
He’s trying to prescribe therapy for everyone else.
No reason for Kimmie and Ki to have their own therapy session because the original goal was to support Monster. You are the source of any confusion in that situation!
#LAMH
Tisha said Stormi needs to get out of the warehouse and have fun.
That’s rich coming from her. She doesn’t even have an office at the building she owns.
#LAMH
The mother of your children will hate on ya if y’alls kids end up with your immaculate eye lashes/brows.
Don’t blame me. Take that up with God, lil’ bald eyes.