weed & wagyu
@jessethechef
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•Japanese wagyu dealer •LA based Private Chef •Booking inquires email: [email protected] NO DMs • I ONLY SHIP WAGYU Owner of @weedandwagyu
Memphis made LA paid
Joined November 2009
We are heartbroken to inform you that on the morning of November 15th we lost our brother Jesse The Chef unexpectedly. A loving son, devoted boyfriend, successful entrepreneur, but maybe most importantly, a true friend to so many, his loss will be felt forever. (1/2)
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When somebody say “Where’s the last place you had it?” After you lost something
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Look like he drive fast af.
Scientists at Princeton University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Adam, the first human being created by God, might have looked
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Yo parents ever told you “you gone understand one day” and then one day you have a moment where you understand 😂😂.
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I’m 1000% putting my meat on the net before going to the army lol.
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Rather sell drugs any day of the week 😂.
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Gunna J Blige.
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That’s crazy she show me hella Tiktok but not this one.
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I hope that old man who be taking you out to eat pull this shit 😂
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How fights suppose to end lol.
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Muscle memory.
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He knocked her shield off. Her health low now.
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When they hand it back talking “idk why it’s burning like this”
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My stomach been messed up for months and the doctors can’t locate the problem! I need some top stomach doctors.
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This shit had you niggas fooled “try to push me over” 😂😂😂
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Shit went platinum in my hood.
Uhm excuse me? What the hell? I need answers, who thinks this is okay? 😭
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That one time I made French toast with Hawaiian bread.
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Me with the bag of ice :.
The fact that they not even affiliated with RAW or SMACKDOWN makes this even crazier to me LMAO
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I seen this on Facebook I ain’t never ever had the smoked rotel
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Somebody broke in his house and he making dude clean up 😂
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I wanna see you fight one of them T mobile Dominicans.
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My girl after I say that:
Fellas! Free game for date night:. When she's (FINALLY) dressed, step back and look at her again, head to toe. 🥵. Say "You make me wanna cancel these reservations witchu looking that fine but I'd rather show you off. You ready to go? (forehead kiss)" . Trust me. 👌🏾😉.
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If I bite into some fried paper towels Everybody having a bad night.
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“Magic carpets” by sacred fruits basically mushroom fruit by the foot
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PLEASE let me out before you start this lol.
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I hated going over a Nigga house and he had one real PS2 controller and one of these
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When people introduce me to people and they be weird nshit
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Jonas brothers reading this like
Why you never here jones brothers shot and I wish that on nobody I’m just saying why only us … but I’m done with rap and all nigga shit … that shit not cool.
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I only buy weed from people who dress like this. Niggas in all that designer be having the pretendo
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“Why y’all burning down massa stuff? He good to us” . This what y’all sound like.
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Fried lasagna rolls stuffed with 3 cheeses and jump crab meat
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I feel bad for offset losing somebody while y’all not talking is some wicked shit. That’s a jacket you gotta wear everyday.
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Deep Fried lasagna rolls stuffed with 3 cheeses and jump crab meat
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Memphis city schools.
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Having a kid seems like a lot lol I be stressed when my dog start barking too much.
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That 36 mafia “yeah hoe” the greatest adlib in rap history.
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Toddlers can’t spell but can find everything on YouTube 😂😂.
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Me every 5 mins :.
Damn Dolph😞.
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“This mf smoking who rolled this ?” . Me the Nigga who rolled this
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Had my girl pickup some cupcakes and I left a little message 😂
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Black history icon this is an example of why as a black man your barber is one of the most important people in your life.
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Maine lobster tails stuffed with scallops and Alaskan Crab. Topped with my signature butter sauce “The drip”
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We really the most influential people ever. He got the project Pat swag in Japan
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