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*When I go fast as a horse, I got the trunk in the front.* Woman. Mother. GTA enthusiast. Oh, and guns.
Baltimore/D.C./Baltimore again
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I wish every district would do this. There's a lot of kids that go home hungry after school. ☹️
GREAT IDEA! A school district is taking steps to make sure kids have enough to eat by turning unused cafeteria food into take-home meals.
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Wow, you just hit copy and paste with that one!! 😂
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My coworker said I'm aggressive and that probably keeps men from persuing me.....
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This Costco cake shit has me YELLING. 😭😭😭😭😭 They only wanted red icing to outline the cake, and drew it in the description, the baker said SAY LESS!!!! 😭😭😭
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Take this and it'll be yo last mufuckin cough.
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I pulled up to the drive thru and let this child order his own meal, this boy says.... I'D LIKE 100 CHICKEN NUGGETS AND....
Me:
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I woulda helped my legs right onto his fucking shoulders.
Good night.
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@MsJazzybelle
I do mainly 10s and 12s... Then I go home to an 18 year old asking if it's okay to use my credit card for Uber Eats, a 6 year old who talks to me about Elon Musk, and a 74 year old mom who insists on giving me recaps about the day, whether I want them or not. It's.... A lot.
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Putting hand sanitizer on a hand you didn't know had a small cut...
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@jentheefer
@pearlfectten
A lot of those women were stuck. Grandad beating her ass, where was she gonna go with the 8 kids he put in her ass?
NOW we make enough money to say fuck this.... I'm out. They did not.
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Brayden burst in my room while I was changing for the gym and said "Your lungs are showing".......
........ I wasn't wearing a bra.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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*Last trip to the movies.
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@boosterisgold
@Eric_Deshaun
@Jayblue0014
@Real_DonFabian
@BigLakeLewis
@lulnesser
😭😭😭😭😭😭 He don't know his damn self.
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@nowthisnews
So he didn't hire a more qualified woman because he lacked self control? What an enthralling tale.
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Whewwwww... Get these dudes the fuck outta here.
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Babies get the absolute best sleep. This is the sleep you get when you don't have bills to pay.
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"Why isn't there an international men's day?“
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My coworker told me about this chicken sandwich in DC at this spot called Roaming Rooster... My nigga....... Look....
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"Florida Hispanic Community" made me holler. 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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A few things.
1. I know it's pursuing. I cleared that up like 5 hours ago. Eat shit.
2. I'm gonna mute this because of all the Klingons and Ferengi in my fucking mentions.
3. Ladies, you're not aggressive, A LOT of these niggas are weak as dollar store toilet paper.
Good day.
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@KaylarWill
My mom is 71, moved in with me, I find myself sneaking food past her in MY HOUSE, she still sees me and goes "I see you eatin again" 😭😭😭😭
MISS I PAID FOR THIS FOOD!!!!
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The Hound when he killed the little boy <<<<<
The Hound when he saved Sansa >>>
The Hound when he said fuck the city >>>
The Hound when he robbed the man and his daughter. <<<<<
The Hound and Arya in the tavern >>>
The Hound when he threw that fucking rock onto the ice < x 483847
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I just remember why this kept making me laugh, there was a commercial in San Andreas for something like this. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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AWESOME!!!! I hope he gets every penny he requests!!!
A Virginia man was wrongfully arrested by a maskless cop & tested positive for COVID a week later... he is now planning to sue.
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Went from turning water into wine, to making everyone drink the Kool aid. SMH
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You people with kids gotta stop trying to talk people without kids into having kids. I'm begging you. Everybody don't need kids, including some of you.
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@ladyyiraju
Okay she really is everything.
I know he saw her breathing and kept badgering her into talking. LET HER BREATHE FIRST, DAMN!!! 😒😒😒😒
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GET EM TOM HOLLAND!!!!!!!!!
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Bae was staring at me and asked where I had been all his life. And that's crazy because I was like where the fuck has this nigga been all my life?
And I wish I had met him X amount of years ago... But in reality, who's to say that __ years ago I would have been ready for him?
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How many counts of vehicular homicide do you need to rack up before your car insurance hits a grand a month?
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@Kxngtroopa
@pierrefleury_
Because you're misogynistic, oppressive and closed minded? I agree.
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Imagine feeling droplets on your face like "damn... Is it raining", you look up and the whole time it's Porta potty juice. 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
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This the same racoon I chased away from my garbage cans last week.
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You can't force sexual chemistry. You just cant. I'm not spending the rest of my life with someone I have to force myself to fuck because I didn't make sure this was someone I was connecting with on every level BEFORE I got married. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
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I'm really upset about that "eclipse" video I clicked on that was some guys balls moving in front of a light. I swear I hate yall.
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Nigga...... I'm trying to hold in this scream at 5:33am. 😭😭😭😭
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@oweItuti
@Jupitersgeek
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@NyaLuo_Gitiende
No he doesn't, because if the doctor decides she's getting cut GUESS WHAT?!? If there's a medical need GUESS WHAT?!? If she elects it, GUESS WHAT?!?
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@Tonya_lacekill
@_Adia_aa_
@CleoMo0n
Especially since most of them will probably leave you disappointed anyway.... Run me my money sir.
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@oweItuti
@Jupitersgeek
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What does this have to do with the fact that it's not up to him AT ALL?
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@Musmu1203
@arryanaluxe
@Miss_Gallie
I mean, if that's what she had to go through to get a ring... She might wanna fall back because she's either not the one he wants to marry, or isn't there yet. I feel like doing so would be unfair (and stupid) because that's probably not gonna end well.
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@TheRealSefmoney
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Damn I'm sure she's gonna lose a lot of sleep without your support tonight.
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Who's that peeking in my window? BLAOOOOWWWWWW nobody now.
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It look like if you slap him upside the head, dust would fly everywhere.
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"So everybody just be getting sexually assaulted?!"
YES BITCH THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO SAY!!!!
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