I lost my Mum today, just a year after saying goodbye to my Dad. My heart is heavy, but I find comfort knowing they’re together again. Rest in Power, Mother. 🕊️
@chukkysmiles_
Most women are vicious and aggressive but this is a conversation society isn’t accepting.
After this fight she would come out with a swollen face and the guy would be tagged a woman beater.
But in reality he was fighting for his life.
Greatest influencer in Nigeria past and present is
@segalink
.... this isn’t a flatter nor complement it’s just a statement of the fact. ....... Wait for it
Segalink: I am a nobody; i am just an ordinary citizen..... You are not Sir. God bless you always.
@Gidi_Traffic
@LCCTollRoad
Saved and handed over to the police ? Nigerian police ? Who will lock him up and ask for bail money or transfer him to kiriiiri if he can’t get someone to bail him
@PoliceNG
.
He might be better off with his first choice than hand him over to Nigerian police.
I was discussing with a friend yesterday how Nigerian churches and *men of god* stop appealing to me since i relocated.
The bible says you shall know the truth and it shall set you free, you only need to relocate and listen to the word of God outside Africa
#COZA
@biawurbi
Early teenage years;we got evicted by our landlady,we moved to my dad’s uncompleted building around October.
One particular night there was a storm ⛈️; myself,kid bro& dad(late) held on to the roof all night from flying away.
I made it and completed that house in his lifetime.
@OneJoblessBoy
Small Doctor was a perfect gentleman here so why was portable constituting a nuisance . This boy forgets this is Nigeria and except you are Wizkid, Davido or Burna you can’t reign more than 5 years.
Thanks for sharing this video been wondering why he has been screaming all day
Frank Edoho’s Episode in IsbaeU’s curiosity made me ask is and should be the standard. It’s so classic and the comebacks were so natural without the usual cursing him or manhandling him versions we’ve seen.
Frank is an OG.
@southeastdaily
Real Jews really don’t like blacks .... go check your history books. But what do I know it will shock you when you hear the testimonies of blacks who live in Isreal.
Yoruba would say “ Iku to npa ojugba e ni owe nla lo nso fun ni” loosely translated as “ that terrible omen befalling your Neigbhor is simply telling you to be prepared”.
Nigerian youths need to take control of their destinies, otherwise your corrupt policemen would keep
@Aderonmu_V_O
What’s your number DM your phone number ; sorry I may be a Thomas here. It’s the country I’ll do a video call with you /mum & baby it thanks that’s fine by you. Following you now 👍🏾
49-99 by
@TiwaSavage
actually deserves a Grammy Nomination for a win this year.
Lyrical content , perfect sound and blend of afro and Caribbean pop kind of vibe and that video is top notch 💯
If this comes up remember I said it first Peeps📍
@Max_J619
@tunmishe_a
Painful thing is … they can jump bike or enter public fare with their own money but when a boy books them … they only do Uber and bolt 😂
Gist with Smallie: A thread
1.
On the eve of the day that Jesus is supposed to rise, TwitterNg people took firewood and gas to the tomb and started burning everywhere as Patriachy Fc forward (Ejikem) gave one guy 5k to prove that he has 2M in his account.
I guess fuel is sold at -N-165 / L in the east still, bunch of nicompo; most elite Yoruba didn’t vote for Tinubu, Afenifere didn’t neither did myself and most of my circle.
I don’t know what made some of you think the Yoruba people voted for him in our entirety.
If Jesus Christ was called a fake who equates himself with God; howbeit
@segalink
, I pray this man won’t change his mind. So many Nigerian youths are dead while living if this happens.
Please all keep this tweet, good night
@drpenking
He crashed it because BUA said he is going to make it -N-3,300 from Next month. Dangote isn’t a hero is a user trying to crush competition the way he knows how to do.
@DrOlufunmilayo
@segalink
He assured my brother not to worry he should follow them . They took him from the mainland to the ISLAND ( obalende). I’ve not met Segalink in person. I even called the Female PPRO then Dolapo Badmus, she gave the phone to her orderly. Segalink fixed it and we paid NO DIME.
@irikefe_ogaga
@nathanielsticks
What happened to you is the reason I stopped shipping cars to Nigeria again.
Did 5 transactions and I made losses, later realised it was someone close to me who usually convince me to just sell it & let it go that makes all the money behind me.
He had my ears ; I trusted him.
@jon_d_doe
Welldone bro, not come on your page in a while but this caught my attention and I might digress a bit from others view if that’s okay.
Key things :
1)When you were dating you go everywhere together and even formed an alibi to lie to her parent right for her to spend longer
@Wizarab10
Pay the 3m if it’s a fully funded scholarship
I am begging you take an unpaid study leave.
But at 23 self and you’ve got a job like that your folks should be rich. Don’t resign take an unpaid leave so that when you come back for the compulsory home return you have a job.
@cvazquez936
@KellySM_
Most time what matters to men isn’t perfection or beauty, but peace. So if Kim with the 8 kids offers solace and comfort, and her bosom comforts him, he’ll go back to her over and over again.📍
Blow my mind by
@iam_Davido
and
@chrisbrown
actually deserves a Grammy Nomination for a win this year.
Lyrical content , perfect sound and blend of afro and Caribbean pop kind of vibe
If this comes up remember I said it first Peeps📍
Thanks to uncle
@segalink
today, when we wonder why few Nigerians in diaspora find it difficult to trust other Nigerians at home; some scrupulous elements are reason why.
Integrity is important than money youths, make a name and wealth would follow.
@xniyi
Don’t for no reason take a Nigerian woman abroad from Nigeria except she came herself.
They usually turn to something else and reason most Nigeria 🇳🇬 men marry from other races.
Do it at your own detriment
@Wizarab10
I’ll say gym;but trekking caused by subsidy removal Will do this I’ll break it down check what you eat, avoid carbs , if you watch movies till late at night✋ it.
Get a caffeinated coffee, Nescafé is a good bran, When you feel sleepy take it all the time.
The 👆🏾 should fix you.
@DrOlufunmilayo
My kid bro was arrested at my office. Asked for our DPR license, we gave them; this bastards said it was FAKE!
Before I knew what was happening they bundled him to OBALENDE. They won’t talk to me the boy was panicking I had to call
@segalink
. He called with his own CREDIT...
Pls MARRY RESPONSIBLY; marriage should be a one-way ticket &ONCE God starts blessing you,make your SPOUSE a co-signatory to all your accounts.
WORKEDin the banking sector in 🇳🇬 for a decade,saw a lot of cash banks eventually mopped in DORMANCY. Folks died INTESTATE🚶🏿♂️
@Gidi_Traffic
Me to my toddler : Stop scattering my house 🏠
Him: No daddy
Me: what
Him : walking 🚶 away it’s our house dad, our house!
Me: okay corrected, stop scattering our house.... imagine me saying this to old navy baba Ibadan; he’ll say se iyalayae lòbá mi kole mi 🤣
@Gidi_Traffic
@OneJoblessBoy
One thing I’ll tell you about this lady is … She’s Very humble in person.
Met her at her Nephew’s birthday somewhere on the mainland.
When we left my friend said that was Mocheddah and I’m like oh my God.
This was when she was really hot o
"My chances is for the Delegates to decide, I am going to impose myself on them, delegates should reflect on the nation and decide what do we do to guarante a the future for our young once"
~ Peter Obi, speaking after passing the PDP presidential screening today in Abuja.
@Ewawobolatito
@joshbillzz
@Thetega_
What is the koko of all this your jamb question Madam Mary slessor? Stop asking QUESTIONS and make Intelligent contributions of you have any jare.... 😪
@benny7gang
@Kingshizzy__
No one is screaming Igbo and Shayo. Either ways Burna boy is good at his gig, his talent and active working on his performance has made him one of the most sought after entertainer on the globe.
It’s his hooligans behaviours that’s the ish!
Watch Wizkid's London royal Albert hall video on YouTube and I'm like, he deserved to be the star of Africa he is today.
Live performance with no back up, it's amazing 💥👏🏿
Guys search for that video on YouTube, lesson to upcoming act, Wizkid worked his way up.
Dear
@OfficialPDPNig
I’m not a politician neither do I belong to his campaign team but if you love Nigeria 🇳🇬 Please give peter Obi
@PeterObi
the presidential ticket for your party.
@donmekxy
Peter Obi isn’t a sectional choice ; so he’s not a SE candidate. He is a candidate of choice by all sensible Nigerians who care about the future of the country.
@jon_d_doe
Great advice;I hope this guy isn’t in his late 20’s or 30s
Coz if he becomes rich he might become a narcissist,we all exhibit certain traits when younger but for a lady who stood by you when you have no dime?
Your closing remarks was apt,but won’t advise my kid sister to stay.
The lady lied about where she came from; her stories how she got amputated wasn’t true, okay ?
Is she an amputee , is she really poor , is she a Nigerian ? If all these are yes and you withhold funds to help her is this really worth humanity ?
@Gidi_Traffic
@Wizarab10
My dear marry the man who is ready and older than you; there are chances your boy friend you hustled with today won’t want to marry you once you are done with school.
In fact once he gets into 400L, there are chances he would start dating freshers. Pray about it and seek
@SegzsDaEngine
Report to
@HMRCgovuk
and the
@metpoliceuk
if that phone number is registered to him, he would be found because he pose a threat to the UK 🇬🇧 as well if he could be successful with you.
@Letter_to_Jack
@MakeUpAfrica_
I wonder why you guys are mixing up being a man and being a simp, they are two different things. You could show care for a woman you love without being a simp.
A simp can’t read between the lines, he doesn’t see when he is being disrespected or manipulated by a woman. A man
Today is my Dad’s birthday, he is 83 years old. Still very strong and agile. May God spare his life more in health and grace .
N.B
Won’t upload our pictures together because of sons and daughters of perdition on this app.🙂
@MrOdanz
I’ve never retweeted a trend as fast as this before. All these people and others like Civil servants in parastatals.
Those who are in position of power because they are northerners or from the southwest , south south or south east and not competent but looting.
Are all included.
1)This is a thread for 🔞🔞🔞 and a target matured audience.
I was on phone with a childhood friend sometimes last week, he is Nigerian and American. We were sharing views about intercontinental trade and settlement when he shared his racism experience with me.
Random thoughts:
I hope 9ice or his management knows that he could still sell out shows and arenas singing just his old songs.
If
@psquare
are doing it ; 9ice can do it . Whoever has his Twitter handle should tag him.
Listening to his compilations on Apple Music and I’m like
@Sports_Doctor2
And you have to sensationalise this to make it seem like the man died ? I usually won’t insult anyone directly on TL , but this makes no sense.
@AyoBankole
@GalacticoHD
Shebi na BAGCO you carry, he better, my wife go use sweet tittle and adolation address my text, come add these are items we need at home boo😍.. na so my munmun bottom go ON. I go go market myself o. .... munmun botton has been working for the past 5 yrs😅😀😀😁😁
@segalink
is the only human I’ve never met in person but who would connect with you like you’ve known each other for life.
I don’t know how he does it though, but it isn’t natural, more like a special gifting from above.
He is my hero
#WorldSegaDay
#Segalink
No one forced you to become a "Nigerian Pastor", you choose to be one. so control your P**nis and stop this.Nigerians with their mantra " Nobody holy pass" is why the country keeps going down to the relics daily. No one is perfect, i agree too, but don't disgrace the faith
#COZA
We’ve had instances where the troops; having pinned down BH terrorist would receive a signal to step down.
@MBuhari
@aishambuhari
@NGRPresident
is a colossal failure for a president.
The coward we have as Commander-in-chief who is supposed to be Rtd Major General is cowering in Aso rock villa. His theatre of war is reading in front of camera.
Buhari
@MBuhari
is a waste of every single kobo spent on him by Nigeria.
@LAIDETOS
Most of the SARS police personnel then the youth protested against were cultists, their likes were the ones who would say “they’ll waste you and nothing would happen”.
@asemota
@Folyjay
My younger brother was my auditor
The cashier who got the least largess in suddenly discovered a conscience and snitched of course absorbing herself of wrongdoing.
With a month theft I didn’t bother going to other months not to have hypertension.
Sacked all members of staff.
@BenHundeyin
@EmpireOfSalem
Mate you are irresponsible with some of your responses.
Goodnews is some of us will keep screenshots for you.
Wait till that time in the future you’ll be coming to a decent country and we can quote how reckless you were as a young cop in the old corrupt Nigeria 🇳🇬
@catholicdisco
i sure hope so too, it is a major challenge here in the UK as well, but the government is doing a whole lot to sensitize and help people quit. One day a good government be voted in Bosnia too, i am a believer of democracy.
Just like Martin Luther King
@segalink
‘s name will be written in the book of history and his generation yet to come will be called blessed because of his selflessness....
Keep being you and no compromise forever 🙏 Merry Christmas Mr. Sega
One day we would all sit down and talk about how most people in the Nigerian music industry would exploit up coming very talented artiste and still end up not promoting them.
As a Label owner I’ve had my own fair share, but this discuss is not meant for today.
@segalink
Exposure plays a vital role in life. stay in Nigeria and be beefing me, you cannot money shame me, you cannot fine-boy shame me, you cannot what else again?
People are angry because i said my mentality changed since i left Africa. it is my exposure not yours.
#COZA
I got the balloons 🎈 today, a reminder of an added year of God’s kindness. If this gets to you show some kindness to someone near you today on my behalf.📍
Just show some kindness please
@AjeboDanny
Leave school and learn tech completely in all my interviews in the uk 🇬🇧, no one has ever asked me if I went to primary school.
It’s my skill set and expertise they are employing me for.
Guys please be polite and compliment her genuinely, Ladies If you think ignoring his DM or replying in monosyllables because he isn’t fly on the TL or has 10k followers makes you more pretty please keep it up .... Mo pà ilu fun e nà (Yorùbà idiom)
@taadelodun
Most of the “victims” knew what they were getting into prior to leaving their home country sadly.
£10,000 is over 10m it can start a business in Naij, of course infrastructural decay and corruption of our politician isn’t making life easy, but it’s temporary and the sun is going
I’ve always said “ Real Yoruba’s” are not sentimental not ethnic bigots.
I can’t say the same for the other part of the country including Igbo or Hausa’s.
Afenifere said it’s Peter Obi’s turn, they speak for me as a Yoruba and to all true sons who haven’t sold their birthrights.
Eweeeeh! People! People! Make una come o! Mr. Sola Ebiseni, Secretary-General of Afenifere has completely demolished APC and enthroned Peter Obi on Arise TV!
I cried watching this!
God bless Pa Sola!
God bless Pa Ayo Adebanjo!
God bless Afenifere &all leaders of good thought!❤
The social media is here to stay, so you need to use it to your advantage...
Start with random positive thoughts, twitch it a little bit, identify a target audience and keep modifying your content. The world itself is dynamic, it isn’t static.
Be Dynamic&unique always.
@polo_kimani
Okay most times, men do not want to leave their homes; most importantly their kids.
Men are kings and protectors; Kings are honoured and respected, a man would leave his home ( spouse ) when he constantly feels disrespected by his wife.
This and not SEX is why most men leave.
@catholicdisco
you are not too young to run as well dear.... get involve in politics and some day soon we would celebrate you. you seem to have empathy for your people. Believe me this thread you did would get to every corner of the world.
And that is how a change is initiated.
I've funds in my RSA pension Acct from when i was an employee in Nigeria, i was told i can't access but just 25% of it and the rest in bits when i am above 50. That's some long years away when i could take the money now and invest but why is NIGERIA like this?
@Gidi_Traffic
@Anatiibellee
@Amand_Radebe
🔞If he is gifted and patient ... a big ass is a blessing to any man. It’s like parting the sea and all the fleshing clapping on you is paradise. If your back is properly arched the lips of the treasure land won’t be an hidden treasure difficult to reach 😉
@aonanuga1956
Never seen an unfortunate old man like this man who has thrown away his heaven for the lies of this world.
See this old criminal gaslighting the whole country in our lifetime, your principal rigged the election , bribed INEC chairman , bribed judiciary and forced his way in.
The Bible also says by their fruit you shall know them, how a "man of god" dress like an internet fraudster amazes me.
Even Apostle Paul Called out Peter in the Bible, some of you endtime children of perdition will defend rubbish all in the name of your pastor. Stupiders
#COZA
@firstladyship
Wonder why someone like this isn’t in government or in charge of finance ?
But even if Paul Alaje, is in this corrupt system; Corruption will fight him.
@IamtheOGee
@lollypeezle
What bullet? She is the bullet that ought to be avoided! The guy has no issue with her wearing one did he ?
He only asked her to respect her dad ? Or you don’t understand the place of that simple ethics or value?
We all don’t have to have an opinion I think ? Respect my Dad!
@DrOlufunmilayo
@segalink
Same documents those fools said it was fake. Their boss apologised to my kid bro coz
@segalink
addressed him on phone.
At some point when they were trying to shove him into their bus I asked them to take him to DPR or something .... forget 🇳🇬, SOMETHING URGENT HAS TO BE DONE!