MAKANAKI
@black_bhoy_
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Joined February 2019
School reunion is a scam. Nobody is missing anyone,they just want to know whether you have made it in life or not😂😂.
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Retweet for Goodluck this new month.
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Putting your phone away while having a conversation with someone.
Little things that are not so little?.
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For every finger that retweets this,may your pocket never run dry🙏🙏.
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Goat Trio.
Non sexual things that turn you on?.
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I raise you this
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A man named Arsene being the coach of a club named Arsenal.
what is perfection.
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Having your workplace close to your house.
What is a privilege that people act as if it isn't ?.
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I don't eat 3 times a day, I eat when I'm hungry. .
What level of adulting have you reached??.
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Why? They didn't even do anything. .
I hate lazy people.
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A Nigerian boyfriend has more responsibilities than a father of three in America.
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In every family, fear the second born.
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Just curious, what's your coping mechanism?.
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Reposting screenshots of everyone who wished you a happy birthday on your WhatsApp status. .
Name a behavior that isn’t labeled as a form of mental illness, but you feel like it should be?.
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If you are good in English .Begin a sentence with "us". 🙄🙄.
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Therapy is cost, any other alternative?.
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At lekki toll gate Muslims had their time to pray and Christians had their time to worship.Each one looked out for the other, this isn't a religious war, be warned, no religious agenda would be tolerated. Don't be misled.#EndSARS #NIGERIAPREVAILS.
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Have you ever been dead broke but God still made a way for you?.
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Flight 🛩 from Lagos to Abuja is 1hr 15min, but from Abuja to Lagos is 75min. why? 🤷🤔.
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I know for a fact that my own wedding would be improper.
A proper wedding in Nigeria costs 10-35m?.
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Layi and Gilmore, wherever you people are, God will continue to bless and give y'all more Wisdom. .
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Make I go use another email open account. South Africans go hear am today.
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Take your woman's advice. She'll style you better than you'll style you.
Steeze 101:.
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If you have sex with someone you love, regardless of what you take, you won't last too long.
A conspiracy theory that you believe in?.
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There's a fine line between a prolonged church service and a hostage situation.
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The lower your haircut.The happier your parents.
What is parenting math?.
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This was peak.
“Describe Mumu”.
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Face ID to unlock WhatsApp.
subtle signs someone isn’t a good person?.
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Samsung made their phones very slippery, then they made their phone screens very expensive. You see in this life, everything is a setup 😭.
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Real ones know
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Have you ever been dead broke but God still made a way for you?.
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If the video I just watched on radio is true.Then we are finished.🙆🙆🙆.
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There's a fine line between a prolonged church service and a hostage situation.
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Type the name of your phone and add “.com” if the logo doesn’t appear, your phone is fake🧐.
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Touch the bucket.Close your eyes and give me your legs .Only legends will understand
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Therapy is costly. Any other alternative?.
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Samsung made their phone's very slippery, then made their phone screens very expensive, you see in this life, everything is a setup. .
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People born in the year 1991, 1992, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997, it’s time to get married. .
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After winning 30 million in bet9ja but God calls you home the next day.
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30BG as a fanbase was formed because of the need to have an active group of persons who hate Wizkid and the only available artist at the time willing to accept them and share money was Davido.
start an agenda today.
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Couples have dated for 10 years, got married, and divorced after a year.Strangers have fvcked on the first date and are now celebrating 15 years anniversary. Couples get married after 6 months and are still happily married.There is no formula to this, Do what makes you happy.
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My girlfriend found a lipstick in my pocket.I admitted straightway that I'm cheating.I don't want her to know I sell makeup kits.I want to eat my money in peace please.
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I won't even lie, when Thomas Partey came on, Rice immediately started advancing without looking back at all. Thing with Partey is, he makes everyone around better. .
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Doing sneakylink and friends with benefit at the age of 25 and above is a gutter behavior.
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Nothing worse than realizing you overrated a babe sha . You fit just reason am just dey hiss randomly 💀.
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Have you ever been dead broke but God still made a way for you?.
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Twitter is an app. but it has given some people JOBS, SPOUSES, TRUE LOVE, MONEY, FRIENDS. What has Twitter given you?.
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If you are coming to my wedding and your transport is 100K, please send me 90K and stay at home.
When it comes to weddings, which matters more. Their presence or the money?.
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I toasted her 3days ago .yesterday her cream finished, today her phone was stolen and tomorrow is her birthday 🙆.
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You no get Boyfriend but u dey search for Husband, you wan skip Terms and conditions 😂.
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If you sabi handle girl wey dem born for 2002, 2003. you go sabi train dragon.
1996-2003 women were made by the dèvïl himself!!!.
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My dad saw me on the road holding hands with a girl all loved up and smiling, he drove past and didn't say a thing. I got home, greeted him, he sat me down and asked "Do you want to go to the university or get married"?.
Fathers can legit see you on the road and act like no be them born you.
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Name one movie you could watch over and over again without getting tired of it?.
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If u want good wives, marry first daughters 🤗those girls will treat u like a king ❣️🗣️.
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Makanaki earns 400k monthly, He sends his mum 50k and his girlfriend 1k, who's Makanaki?.
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Biscuit company no dey kukuma make noise about economy ,dey go just comot two biscuit inside nylon and continue selling😂😂.
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Type the name of your phone and add “.com” if the logo doesn’t appear, your phone is fake🧐.
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