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centrist peacemaker / shit-stirrer. into just doing stuff & making people smile.
USA-USA-USA
Joined September 2022
@unusual_whales Recently told someone my little conspiracy theory that many of FAANG and Big 4 roles are just UBI distribution schemes to prevent smart motivated people from using their power to disrupt or destroy their delicate systems and they were like “huh” and I was like “nevermind”.
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@animalologist For real, seeing someone very often in a context that doesn’t imply anything but doing tasks then gradually developing interest is rare. And going from “that is such a weird human I have to work with” to “this is such a beautiful person I get to work with” is quite a trip.
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@xanaxxcereal I imagine it’s pretty to keep three+ gfs when you lower your bar to include the “adult who doesn’t drive” demographic.
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@mykyt0sha Just say 4 years and when they ask tell them a suburb outside Sacramento and you were like 7 when you moved to [actual hometown].
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@PromoHack @missmilkton @midwestoner1 This post sounds like it is going to be evidence in a trial someday.
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@sigfig Im sure someone already said this… but he can likely much more easily turn his vyvanse into dextroamp by telling his doctor next month that he’d like that instead for *insert reasons (dramatically)*.
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@user84829272 That. or literally just AOC with a newly populist platform that appeals to 2032 moderates.
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@hartgoat The caption really should say “crazy biker freaks out during routine traffic stop for no reason”.
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@Pwilldc @Rainmaker1973 That’s literally what they’re training out of him dude how did you miss 90% of the video?.
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@SWENGDAD Just because you and yours are deranged doesn’t mean everyone is as sick as you people!! Many men have an instinctual drive to raise children as well as women, it doesn’t have to be nefarious. Whether you like it or not, healthy families can come in all shapes and sizes….
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@1v100000 @IterIntellectus Why would you be looking at people’s dicks in the sauna? Sounds gay af.
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@TheTruSpeck @liambolling @vegardwikeby I mean, if he pays $200 a month for it, I’m sure he knows about the Open AI social credit score thing.
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@MoreAiya @gagasyuyi With Gaga’s values it’s probably because when her people asked her how she wanted them to edit her clothes to fit the market she probably said something along the lines of “I refuse to change my fashion art, just remove me entirely”.
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@eurydicelives But….if you purposefully create conflict to rush the process and test someone you risk negating all progress and burn any bridges organic conflict may have built.
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@growing_daniel For real. An kind old lady at bb&b once taught me best way to buy good towels:.try to pinch and pull a thread out (not super hard/violently but give it a tug) if it unravels at all move onto the next. I destroy tens of towels on the shelf before settling on the ones I get.
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@webdevMason @tombob_13 Why use one word when a convoluted phrase that means less than the single word will do?.
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@kennethnym “When” not “if” I break the device in their FAQ tells me everything I need to know. They already know it is the type of tech that gets thrown out on the freeway or into the ocean
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@AdrianDittmann She’s clearly out of touch with the reality of working closely with (or in service to) people from cultures where hygiene standards differ very significantly from hers. In the West, it’s generally accepted that such habits are a borderline offensive refusal to assimilate.
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@JThomasBurgess @creatine_cycle @bryancsk Business consultants, sure. Defense is a bit more of a niche industry.
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@Rothmus I’ve noticed when many ftm trans ppl get on T, they never went through male adolescence and had their male attitude tempered by social pressure so they project this weirdly arrogant immature vibe because they feel “male”.
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@thechosenberg “I did someone else’s controlled substance illicitly for the first time and my brain felt great until it wore off!”. These kids dont realize that if you actually have ADHD that your life is usually impacted enough that doctors and others point it out, not you, and that start at.
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@ana_safavi @GoodReddit Haha facts. This guy will NOT stand for deviation from the norm, damnit!.
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@GroupKk31510 @ericschmerick Right, this is just funny because they walked away for a moment and their parent did it without saying anything. Could be perceived as a form of lighthearted passive aggression in some households.
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@sailaunderscore @0xMogluc That and they’re forced to actually work and depreciate (likely) their only actual asset for every cent, while driving rude fully-subsidized-human-existences to medicaid appointments and methadone clinics and entitled obese food stamp recipients from the grocery store for $3.
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@AlecStapp Swedes also have a robust universal social safety net that people historically have utilized free of stigma. This labor attitude doesn’t work in the US because our workers have been shafted historically by capital, and thus have a prime motivation to SURVIVE.
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@HSajwanization Cope. The place is in the middle of the desert. "No crime" because people go there to do financial crimes that aren't illegal there, rife with human rights violations on the most vulnerable populations who have no legal protection. Not to mention the whole shariah law thing.
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@gothesbian Add “it’s dark out and you are bored at home and it feels too clean and queer to rawdog a walk around the block right then and you haven’t had one in a few days anyway”.
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@waitbutwhy Because getting to be with your best friend whenever you want is awesome, while teaming up on life’s challenges, pooling resources and sex is just icing on the cake. Balancing opposites while complimenting another’s sameness is absolutely the key to a happy healthy life. .
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@angelenolewis @GayBearRes Yep that’s their talent model. Work at 110% while promoting every year for the first 2-4 years, then pass you up for a year to see if you plateau or keep bootlicking to get promoted again. If you fail at that, you are replaced. It’s “up or out” at PwC, everyone knows that.
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@DiabolicalSpuds All you gotta do is ride fixed gear, tell them you only ride fixed (and be even more of an douchecanoe than they are) And when you need your good MTB tuned up go in and act all annoyed, telling them it’s your piece of shit father’s. They really eat that sort of energy up.
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@thepugfather2 @user84829272 People said the exact same thing about Trump bro. Fr, you and I were probably saying shit like that in 2015 just like everyone else was at the time. She may play dumb at times but that chick is really fuckin smart and cunning.
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@PicoPaco17 @alicemazzy LPT: call yourself a “biohacker” instead of “someone who has a drug problem”.
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@pixlflip @lporiginalg was helping a guy once unloading truckloads of super heavy stuff into a storage unit, and just said in passing “dang bro…our backs are gonna hurt tomorrow!” and he just stopped in his tracks, looked back at me “your back should always hurt - that’s the secret to success”.
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@Catholicizm1 An acquaintance - politely wait outside.An actual friend - go in, ask if they’re a shoes on or off house, go sit in the common area, and if she complains about my friend I defend his honor. There’s a difference between actual friends and new friends/acquaintances.
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@tenobrus That’s fantastic. will-to-pussy is what I’m going to start calling a libido with my guy friends.
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@Cardano_capital @PokeTraveling @drunkyotes Vibes bruh. Some people believe when ppl die in a dwelling, esp violently, they leave residual vibes.
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@sama @lucy_guo As someone with a sister who does/says similar ridiculous shit when she doesn’t get her way when it comes to what she decided she deserves out of the rest of us… outside of mortality, or severe illness, this is the most socially equalizing type of event that can be imposed by a.
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@thechosenberg Imagine growing up with a MOM who has to develop metrics and a SLO for spending time with you 😭💀.
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@PsycheWizard What if you realize that staying on the wrong train for a bit is teaching you valuable things you wouldn’t otherwise have learned on the right one? I think if you’re strong, you can calculate how much return trip you are able to afford and the value of any niche knowledge.
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@NwMuseumNwUDont @Halcy0nDays_ @RickyJMarc @ThatHoberekGuy @Ruth_Mensch You can’t take that many fed loans. Dude is buried by private companies for sure.
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@anthonyzenkus @MediaPolitics6 @ThamesOfUr I know you believe you are a good person and smart. But it is clear to the actual working class that you're a bad person and dumb. You relish in the fruits of capital while speaking against it. You disgust me. Take your bad opinions to bluesky with the rest of the freaks.
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@arpit5826 @tunguz Love that more and more of us are starting to trivialize old world accolades as remnants from a dying few centuries of global deceit and corruption at every level.
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@buccocapital Try being less of a sadist / hitting the Not Interested button here and there. It creates highly detailed logs of what catches Your attention…. So after about few months of regular use, the X algorithm is just a fun house mirror showing you what is going to keep You on the app.
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@goddeketal @sunfluencer “Naturally”. >Clomid, maca, fenugreek, and longjack. Yeah….but cutting out tap and plastic water bottles and vegetable oils is really what did it though 😂.
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@IterIntellectus This is such strong “there’s always money in the banana stand” energy. Much of my respect for him comes from his pattern of making these types of high-risk decisions because he actually believes in whatever it is.
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@leamaric >laughs in Florida (a lot of classy people die here so if you have a truck, there's virtually unlimited super good furniture in thrift stores).
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@tenobrus @sailaunderscore No way. Maybe more “out” bi men marry men but I doubt it. Most sane humans want kids, no matter how they’re oriented, and being with a woman is the path of least resistance. And most bi men marry women. Overwhelmingly. But they also stay closeted due to social factors….
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@BasedRaddka @IterIntellectus DUDE. The private sector and government have been fucking running these plays (respectively) that ChatGPT identified on me concurrently holy shit. Thank you for your post, great to know.
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@CashMom__ They don’t lack empathy as much as they have to suppress their display of it. It’s some of the hardest most thankless work on the planet. The grand appreciation gestures we muggles all always see are just attempting to compensate for a largely thankless profession for most.
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@spoiltfille Idk, this is actually a good thing if you think about the bigger picture. If the youth thinks that fast fashion + transportation = a billion dollars, think about how many we can keep perfectly satisfied under employment with tiny fractions of actual billions of dollars!!.
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@ahaternumberone @sympatheticopp @the_aiju In a perfect world a big tube of .025 tretinoin and tub of cerave with a dermatology referral card should come in a “welcome to your 30s” kit from the Department of Health and Human Services.
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@oldstocky Because I imagine a disappointing physical encounter, a vapid grating way of talking, my bathroom sink being absolutely disgusting and her super hotness making her think she’s above doing human stuff like working OR classic woman stuff like cooking and cleaning for me. Js.
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@AnaDe8888 @MakisMD Damn I thought this sounded nonsensical but then I looked it up (on DuckDuckGo because Google censors a ton of stuff) and wow this is actually plausible. What’s sad is that a healthy immune system can clear the majority of covid spike proteins itself like it does with most viral.
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@rajatsandeepsen @ER_engineering @perplexity_ai Hey man, shift your line of thinking on that front just a bit going forward by changing “if” to “when”.You can thank me later.
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@tenobrus theoretically, one could stop participating in the “liquid sexual marketplace” and only seek romance with those outside of it. i am less than two months into testing this out after a series of failed dates. will give an update to y’all on how it’s working out by q1 2026.
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@Cherenedene @MorganBarrettX It does though. While men are. well, men. Women are likely to have A) more unconscious trust bias for a random woman than random man and B) a 'us girlys gotta stick together' mentality driving their social and professional behavior.
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@The4thWayYT Protip: take only work that allows you to exploit and enhance your Knowing of The Pattern.
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@deniseann1111 @theultrawave @inkedverses Imagine being a complete dick to someone who may suffer from PTSD 🙄.
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@itssmitthakkar I personally don’t enjoy everyday lunchtime with coworkers or any seeming pointless obligatory social interaction either. It’s exhausting. People judge me for it. Just let him do his work at work without getting all neurotypically sus and making him feel some type of way.
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@pikkkkaro I’ve always just thought this was Coca-Cola for people who believe in the placebo effect and/or classical conditioning.
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@GriftSpotter @unusual_whales I mean don’t you think working for a competitor is potentially disruptive to their individual UBI microcosm where 20% of people do 80% of the work? The competition basically guarantees this to be the case, i never said it was sinister but i understand how it seems implied.
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@Pandurevich @wannabegroncho Meh disagree, his foundation actually does a lot of good outside our echo chambers.
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@Bocc_accio Also…. he’s “wildly entitled” unlike Elon’s pet H1-B recipients who are “extremely greatful” .So…. Yeah.
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@NoCapMediaa Zero respect for the firearm. This is the type of woman whose fatherless 8 year old caps himself in the face while she’s on the phone outside and she finds a way to not go to prison and makes the death all about getting money to care for her 4 other illegitimate children.
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@dingoslady @TAuerDefence @micah_erfan @uhdityea Nothing he does has to be nefarious nor does he have to be working with or associated with the former Soviets for him (and others) to still be members of a global oligarch class
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@picopaco18 Some of us are born to lead and create, so pleading to assimilate into someone else’s vision feels fundamentally unnatural. It forces you to carve out a specific chunk of your skills and identity, package it into something marketable, and beg for validation from a faceless.
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@tenobrus 42 is peak hotness/virility age for a certain class of men, ngl. Most men physically peak somewhere between 22-28, but then there’s that minority with genetic codes passed on from royalty that ages like fine wine. They know it’s still likely downhill from 42 on, though….
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@_jokeocracy @yashkaf I just think we should normalize dudes getting sperm screenings done if planning on trying to conceive instead of the new norm being 40-50 year old men with a superiority complex knocking up 20 year old girls to “continue their lineage” but then dip out when they realize raising.
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@_jokeocracy @yashkaf Why doesn’t the man have kids at 40?.Sperm quality decreases after 30, just like eggs do. Pretending the seed of a 45 year old man is the same as that of a 25 year old man is one reason society is stuck with this recent explosion of so much autism and lifelong dependency.
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@itswords_ Every time. I’ll be like “huh guess I am .super into [physical attribute]” (of person I’m crushing on) but then some time later it’ll be someone else and ill be like “hmm…. I’m much more into [opposite physical attribute]”.But it’s just the person. It’s always the person.
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@NathanBirdCHA @Catholicizm1 For real. Incredibly toxic mindset. Honestly sad this dude assumes accepting hospitality is disrespectful. I legit feel bad for his wife. Also giving benefit of the doubt here and assuming he has no real friends and just calls any dudes he’s acquainted with his “friends”.
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@cb_doge Damn he really just posted Elon getting ready for a date with Claire. At a time like this. How dare you dig up such a potentially tender memory!.Sorry, had to say it.
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@FelixirofLife28 Unironically, despite the loud ones everyone hates (including them themselves usually), this is the actual queer/neurodivergent adolescent experience. I mean, it’s kinda funny. But also not really something I think people outside of those minority groups should joke about
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@neuralink Should be low power enough to charge itself with kinetics, blood flow, and body heat.
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@VladNita6 @Inhumansoflate1 Did you take the graduate level course on this in medical school? .I studied some social work as an undergrad and it’s true. Poor people die way earlier than people with money. Like mortality at 68 vs 88. Plus, men especially, they are always just randomly dropping dead between.
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@AdrianDittmann To add to this line of thought, if you find yourself asking “is it cheating if…”.The answer is “Yes”.
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@chloe21e8 Sadly, he will not be the last one to do so as the AI takeover continues. If I were you, I'd still try and find out if he actually shot himself, or if he got himself shot by having a little too much of a conscience out loud around a colleague or client.
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@ricosuave203 @unusual_whales I think it’s bigger than what “managers” do or don’t do. The only folks making truly meaningful decisions about what happens or doesn’t happen as far as a firm’s “human capital investment” are those actually holding the bag (like partners, senior directors, board members).
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