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@nabwela
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How is started: How it's going:
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His visit has been low key and has had a bigger impact than the king's visit..
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YouTuber Mr. Beast has dug 52 wells, constructed a bridge, and provided computers to schools in Kenya. 👏🌍
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Petrol attendant akiniuliza na lipa na nini:
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@LewisHamilton To all the whites complaining we didn't acknowledge voldemot's death..
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Y'all only go to kikuyu weddings and it shows.. No other Christian banger comes close to Emily Kosgei's Taunet Nelel, and I'm not even Kalenjin..
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What is the best Kenyan Gospel song ever made?
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I've been cautioned by our insurance agent against getting a cover from madison insurance as they are under investigation by IRA. Hope they don't go down the Resolution Insurance route, but mkae mkijua..
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From now on, Cardi B is the standard all international artists should bench mark their social media posts when touring Africa. T.I. has come to Kenya and I swear the last thing I know about him is that he checks whether his daughter's hymen is intact.
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@ManUtd If you could announce Sir Alex as the caretaker manager..
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The only AG I know is Amos. Hao wengine ni Wako.
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@ShimmyTurner I swear I've been laughing at every comment on this thread the whole day 🤣
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4 years
@mykietendo @IGN Honestly don't know why people are hating.. I finished it yesterday as well, managed to avoid all spoilers and let me tell you Maina, I didn't expect my hate for one person to be washed away by the end of the game by walking a mile in their shoe..
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@TrollFootball Have something..
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@_omalicha__ 🤣🤣🤣 the comments section looks like a scene from kill bill.. i love it!!
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@RoyalKenyah Them visiting..
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@MundialMag @btsportfootball Zidane.. Ronaldo.. Bale.. All looking at this post like...
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Moral of the story, reject burgers from Nairobi men and you shall prosper!!
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2 years
@Brianmbunde Visa appointment, done. Kaka sungura on spotify, done. Boda request, done. Simu, gone!
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@BeardedGenius Go to the airport and fly to Nigeria #Best
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@nabwela
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I'll forever retweet this picture of me whenever I come across it..
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Bout to see mediocrity repackaged as heroism for Mashujaa Day...
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@UberFacts There is only 1 correct answer!!
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5 years
@robinnjogu to be fair, it looks cleaner than the operations that are normally shut down.
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@nabwela
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7 years
Let's play a drinking game. Every time Raila calls Linus, "Joe", we take a shot.. If he calls Linus, "Linus" we down the bottle #DebatesKE
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@Brianmbunde There are states in America that passed laws that prevent a company from advertising a jobs without displaying the salary.
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@nabwela
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After my trip to Bungoma, I can confidently state that covid 19 ni shida ya Nairobi. There were zero masks in sight, social distance was a rumor and the word "curfew" can't be translated in Bukusu so it didn't exist!
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@nabwela
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@ChapD_ @karigoh Different...but same!
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@VinceChepkwony Love it... Curious about ventilation and how hot/cold it could get depending on the weather and how this is mitigated..
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@nabwela
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@Reuters If they had time to set up all these cameras and paparazzi to do a Top Gear skit with a kidney, it clearly wasn't an emergency transplant!
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Just watched this... @DanCarter Thank you for the beautiful memories!! I need a collection of all his all blacks games cause my daughter needs to watch them as soon as she understands the sport!!
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@johnnjenga I'm not a lady but nunua "Jean Paul Gaultier Ultra Male" na Jembe ya kuchimba grave.
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@ratiglo_ Nitakupiga KOFI ukiendelea kuiongelea vibaya!!
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#lyle showing up after leaving Eva's place..
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4 years
@_moreshocky @samirasawlani Didn't take long for me to find the tweet I was looking for 🤣
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@nabwela
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Hata mimi naweza saliti Kenya
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@Tsharz This guy.
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@nabwela
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@MuthoniMatu A high five!
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I hear we are celebrating #KobeBraynt being a girl dad and I can't be left behind #girldad
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@MuchiriH I'm just happy that I understood this..
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Kila siku na shukuru mungu kunipa shughuli ya ku lea binadamu huyu!
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They say, ‘The first step in solving a problem is recognizing it’ So, Those not happy with their body, what is holding you back from your dream body? And how can I help?(this is a safe space)
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@DudespostingWs Reposting with the original audio #helpthebear
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This @jtimberlake new album is fire 💥💥💥
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@EstherPassaris Somebody had to do it.. Sorry.. Merry Christmas!!
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@neneh_KE @IAMezbON I heard someone say, there are always talks of the next Messi or next Ronaldo but never of the next Ronaldinho because he was out of this world!
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@Kenn_K_ Send me your cv at jobs.kenya @wtsenergy .com address it to B.K. I'll call you this afternoon.
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@nabwela
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I just watched #GenerationIron . I feel for Kai, but @PHILHEATH killed him in the show down.
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3 years
@jayteemuro Unless someone is dying, that Friday 4:59 p.m. email response can wait until Monday 8:00 a.m.
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Being a dad to a beautiful, cheeky baby girl is my biggest blessing 😍
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@austin_rief That man's energy at the end 🤣
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@simonmbirua Lord Father Jesus, deliver my brother from the hell that shall be raised in his home. He is a kind man.
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I'd be so pissed... a nigga moment would have definitely started..
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@Wanduga_G @ntvkenya @FredMatiangi 😂we the youth are only trying to be multimillionaires without stealing from the government..
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@Olympics @bwfmedia this was a good match!!
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Whoever manufactures that brush that @ombachi13 used to lather his back needs to give him a commission cause I'm going to purchase one TODAY. Sponge nime wachia watu wa reggae after nione vile aliosha mgongo virahisi..
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This date of mine has ZERO table etiquette.. but nampenda bado 😍
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Black and mzungu...
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Black and white thread
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46 year old me at my father's house denying finishing the last chapo in the house!
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But at 25 haufai kuwa kwa nyumba ya babako
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@MuchiriH Thirst Chapter 6 Verse 9: And Apostle Harrison said onto thee, "Alas! The two women are of great physical repute!!"
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Fuck RKelly! Fuck his manager! Fuck his security, record label and his motherfuckin' crew! And if you wanna be down with RKelly, then fuck you too! #SurvivingRKelly
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@karigoh From my last meat run at city market, here are the prices per kg. Call my guy Silas 0706750685 and he'll sort you out with the kuku. Mwambie ni Brayo amekutuma.. Never say a Brayo hasn't been good to you..
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@KaluhisKitchen Nice try Miss Kitchen!!
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Baby's back teeth are finally coming out and she has been fussing all night. I've given her calpol and she finally calms down. I kiss her forehead, tell her I love her and she instinctively gives me her baby hug and proceeds to fall sleep on my lap #fatherhood
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Another W for me for 2021. Won a tender with a multinational here in Kenya for an upcoming project!! Mungu halali!!
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@kennagq Just like their attack, the jokes lacked creativity.. Let's come up with new ones..
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According to my 3 year old, Mary had a little man 🙆🏿‍♂️
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@MsWanza @ombachi13 Hata sijui niseme.. if you know tumaini wholesalers in Kawangware, keep walking (gumboots are essential), pass the naivasha road junction and another 100 meters to your left is the plug. A grey haired man.
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@iWateba Legit weskness if it was an engineering role that required you working at heights 👀
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I've taken this picture at 5:15 p.m. Nirudishe Nairobi
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Us Nairobi men with our Sunday best after hearing Sauti Sol cancelled!
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This monday is mondaying hard... Forgot my laptop cable at home and I have 8% charge left, work phone is missing, there is a meeting in ngong I have been roped into.. This monday must have been developed by Ferrari strategists..
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Manchester United to the rest of the premier league teams since y'all can't deal with this team from London..
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Honestly this has to be questioned and investigated.. where was that extra 36 bob per litre of fuel as subsidy being paid to?
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they always quoted 215bob plus for a litre minus the subsidy. now with the subsidy gone, the actual price is 179 bob. who has been taking us fi idiet?
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I've used a boda two days in a row, now he wants to get familiar.. Boda: "...r..i..csi...is...k..." Me: (removes earphones) "Ati?" Boda: "magari mengi leo!?" Me: "Naam... Tuko barabarani..." Small talk ✅️
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Our CEO has sent a company wide email today stating that we should look into ChatGBT and that it is "very interesting". Little does he know I have been using it to write emails, policy statements, draft excel documents and formulas for the last month😂
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Argentina is ripping France apart.. Luckily my team, Kenya, didn't make it.. So si sikii vibaya..
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I find it hilarious that a majority of my people find it awkward for men to be in the kitchen. My daughter will grow up seeing me in the kitchen cooking meals and I pray that she finds someone who loves to do the same when she is 65.
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I wonder why this isnt an option in most nairobi clubs..
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@MuchiriH If you drive in real life how you drive in verdansk, foggy side mirrors are the least of your problems..
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wrote the opening song Samurai Jack 🙆🏿‍♂️
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@MariamBishar My pov yesterday!!
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"Dance a yard before you dance abroad" - We can't only feel anger towards injustices that happen abroad. Let's do our part at home! Justice for Samuel Maina - Sign the Petition! via @Change
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The one thing that I have grown to understand in my adult life is that your sexuality should not hinder your absolute equality of rights wherever you are in this world.. Fair play to Gabon..
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Gabon's Senate has voted to decriminalize homosexuality - a landmark result that makes the central African country one of the few on the continent to reverse a ban on same-sex relationships
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@stephtaji @miss_gachie What she said... 👆 I totally understand Ivy's message and what she was trying to get at, but she fumbled on that post.
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Anyway, state of the nation summary ndiyo hiyo..
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