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"Mtukufu lies, kikosi kinachopita ni generation zii!" 😂😂😂
Nakuru kumechacha!
#REJECTFINANCEBILL2024
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The calculator app must be wondering what's with all the sudden attention.
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Beyonce's team spent 4 months tracking down these choreographers from Mozambique she had seen a while back on You Tube. When she finaly gets to meet them, one of the dudes asks Beyonce, "What's your name?" 😂 Gold!
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Can you walk behind the sofa in your house? 👀 😂. This lad has gems!
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Yvonne Okwara is so calm. Mimi ningejibu "And unfortunately you've never been a journalist before either and that's why I'm the one asking the questions!" Kaende!!
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Growing up, getting to Class 3 and finally being allowed to use a biro/ink pen was such a flex 😅
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Lemme bring this back.. I never get enough of this Mixed Relay. We were simply showing off as a country. Boost kicked in TWICE!!
🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪 🏃🏿♂️🏃🏿♀️
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Saa zingine ni poa kuambia beste yako "Manze unajiwaste. Unatumiwa. Jitoe"
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Watching Citizen TV news, they shot a form 3 student in Githurai? FORM 3? Mtoto amekuja mid-term???
#RutoMustGo
#RejectFinanceBill
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"My govt is going to deal with all who are accused with irregular acquisition of land."
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None will ever top this one. Also, you just had to be there during those birthdays...this and Marie biscuits 😅
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It's strange how Malaysian Airlines flight MH370 disappeared into thin air with 239 people on board, 40 minutes into a six-hour flight, and....the world just moved on. Like, meh!
That's Crazy! Considering we can relay images from satellites in space, billions of KMs away.
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Worst part about this thing is, ukifuata mafunzo ya hii board on the streets, ni wewe utakuwa unatuletea jam rush hour.
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Came across this and she does have a golden voice. From her bio she's an aspiring Radio Host! Acha tumpee exposure you never know who's TL this clip might land on. 👏🏿
Her Tiktok is
@emma_oumah
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10/06/22 was such a beautiful day. I said 'I choose you' to the love of my life
@Nimo_Starr
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I have so many notifications I can't respond to each one of y'all, but that k you for the kind words. We appreciate. Happy Sunday! 💍
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I really hate it when people move stuff around my house...like, I know the scissors is under the sofa..I know! Why you picking it and putting it in a drawer? Now I can't find it 🤷♂️
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A while back at work, someone ate someone's Pizza without asking 🤣
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Step 1: Allow Corona in the country
Step 2: Declare a confirmed case
Step 3: Set aside Billions for quarantine purposes
Step 4: Pocket 90% of the said Billions, use them to fund 2022 politics
We know that's how it's going to be, na hakuna kitu tunaweza fanya.
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Someone snatched my phone jana at a club in Bungoma, went to his home today and got it back 😅
Small towns!
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This post got me thinking, yes we all have salary expectations. But how do you go about this question to ensure you don't under or overquote? considering some in some companies the HR never wants to disclose their range.
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Njugush & the wife Ndinda secured the bag but somehow managed to forever stay on brand 😅. Fans still love them for THEM.
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There's a time I was in need of 20k, I had 6k on Mpesa, and a Fuliza limit of 12k. Instead of kuomba the 2k from someone, I decided to opt out of Fuliza then opt back in ndio limit iende hadi kama 15k or 17k.. Safaricom went ahead & reduced my limit to 3k. I felt like ntachizi 🙆🏿♂️
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2022 has been A LOT! Mara uko sawa, mara hauko...mara things are going your way, kidogo mambo yanabadilika! Sheesh! Can this year end already!
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Part of the reason most of the rich keep getting richer, generational wealth, is that they have already been informed about the Urban Planning that's to happen in the next 10 or 20years...what areas will be HOT, but the common mwananchi is out here just buying plots in Malindi.
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10pm wakifunga bar, si wanaweza wafungia ndani tu hadi 4am..bora y'all don't make noise 😅
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Ashaanza long weekend. Close your laptop too beloved 😅
PICTURES: President William Ruto flies out to Saudi Arabia for the inaugural Saudi-African Summit; received by His Royal Highness Prince Mohammed bin Abdul Rahman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud - Deputy Governor of Riyadh.
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Unapitia pale Sonford, kuku nusu, both ziwe thighs..na wasijaribu kukupea chipo.
Kuku nusu na salt tu.
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As a single person moving into a bigger house, a 2 or 3bedroom, there's always that justification in your head "At least now I can comfortably accommodate my friends when they come over" ... Those friends never come. That other bed just becomes a place you dump clean laundry.
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I think a lot about financial freedom nowadays. Getting older is crazy scary!
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My person made bacon for breakfast, she handed them to me and I thought the plate was all mine. I ate all of the pieces occasionally feeding the puppy too, only to realize later when she came to the living room that the plate was for both of us😅
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Jana a cop stopped me because my front number plate was missing. I stopped.
Akasema wapi number plate..nikatoa
Akauliza wapi insurance. nikatoa. I just hadn't printed.
Akaamua twende kwa DL... Nikafungua email.
Sasa akaniambia, wacha ya chai. Nikaingia gari mimi nikaenda 😅
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Sometime back in the Agency, everyone was avoiding Game of Thrones spoilers all morning, we went to the boardroom and this dude had "Geoffrey Dies" as the first slide on his presentation 😅
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2016..2017..2018..2019.
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There's a day I wanted to prank my girl, I saw a TikTok where you call her another girl's name then act shocked. I'd already set up the camera and all, but then I thought twice about my life 😅
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Congratulations and all the best.
Whatever you do, DON'T DANCE!
I have just been nominated as Afirica’s best content creator on Tik Tok and the awards are on today evening, the only thing I am sure of losing is the dress code 😭😭
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I was in Syokimau recently and saw the huge mansions everyone is building, they all have the same archaic designs. I just wondered, why are we not embracing modern designs (e.g the pic below)?
Ama watu hatuna pesa sisi hupangia watu wako na pesa sana? 🤔
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If the president goes down on his wife, is she getting the head of state? 🤔😅
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Her cold feet will still somehow find you.
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Do you sometimes wake up and realize you're no longer interested in something you thought you couldn't live without?
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Thought she dead
"Haria nginyĩte Vs "I've worked so
Nĩwe Ngai" Damn hard, let
A nigga try me"
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I'm really fighting the urge to get on an SGR and go down to coast just to sit and listen to the ocean. My mind is exhausted!
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Alcohol biz surprises me. JW black 750ml Nairobi 3600/- ,Bungoma 2400/- 🤷🏿♂️
That's some crazy margin!
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Ukiamua unaamkia Kinyozi, wee amka tu, take breakfast, na uende kimya kimya. Accepting to combine it with your wife's errands is totally not advisable.
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Taken my last sip of alcohol today.
Ni pesa imeisha... si ati resolution ama nini.
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She was just a hustler, going about her business, serving customers in a Gucci store...and the Lord said, let CR7 go buy something in there today! Bam!
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Bruh, this home in Kilifi goes for 3.9M! 3 Bedroom! Look at the detail!
Nairobi si hii utaambiwa 15M +
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Before emojis We really used to text kisses like
"Goodnight. Mwaaa :-* "
And get text back
"Mwaaaaest :-*"
Chai! Dark days! 😂
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Those who've worked, or are working outside Kenya but within Africa, what's it like? Would you recommend? ...rather what's your honest review?
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If you're the only one that's always reaching out in the friendship....continue reaching out. It's not a competition. You like/love their company,they don't have to match up 💯.
As long as you're not being disrespected.
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Tumeshuka bus, my son akasema "I want some corn"...mtu wa mahindi ametupea a very funny look 😂.
I quickly whispered to him "its called maize! Mahindi choma!" . Too much cocomelon tv.
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Wakenya wakiingia kwako lazma tu waulize “Hapa huwa mnalipa how much?” 🤷🏿♀️
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I love my son man! I dunno, my baby is the best thing that’s ever happened to me!
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A friend is moving and looking for a new home of 2016 Range Rover Sports. Two units, this grey one and a white one as well. DM if interested.
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Job Requirements: At least 70 years experience
Moody Awori:
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Two incredible wildlife sightings in Kenya over the last two years:
1. The White Giraffe
2. The Black Leopard
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I was unwell last night, sis told my Momma (who's in Western), went to the hospital this morning and by the time I got done this evening, she was in Nairobi. *Sigh*, I felt that love ♥️
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Vile kunaenda, by the time nafika kuenda Watamu hiyo net ya Lichthaus itakuwa imekatika.
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2020 we buy apartments/ land & build right? It's been done before by others anyway.
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So jana nlichanuliwa. The ushamba in me haitawahi isha man.
I didn’t know once you pay parking once,that’s it! You can park anywhere in the county that day; Nairobi in this case.
I’ve been paying parking in Westi, nkienda tao I pay again,nkisonga upperhill I pay tena..yaani🤦🏿♀️
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I can't be on ground, but I'll add my voice online.
Femicide is Homicide. Stop Murder. Stop Gender Based Killings.
#TotalShutDownKE
#EndFemicideKE
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Lol! Y'all got too much time and are too creative 😄. NASA vs Jubilee match >>
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When do we get to our parents level of being broke tho? Because their broke and our broke is still very different years later. They'll say they're broke, but can easily cough out a couple of ten thousands in a sec. Meanwhile, when I say I'm broke, bro I'm broke BROKE!
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HR departments need to do more when writing regret letters. The same way candidates do cover letters, and prepare for interviews, it's only good you let a candidate know what exactly made you not select them.
That would help them identify areas they need to improve on. I think.
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Driving to Western is no joke. 400kms. I once had to park the car on the side and take a nap. Nakuru - Eldoret, worst part of the journey.
I envy y'all with shags just around Nairobi 😅
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I love Sauti Sol, but yea. Jameson Connects same day? We're going to Jameson.
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Not complaining but I swear this is why people stay at home over the weekends 😂
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I'm all down for plans, but please don't ask me to go hiking or a plan one that involves sleeping in tents. No thank you!
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Tip: If you can, press record before going in for an interview, slide your phone in your pocket/bag, silent. Listen to the recording later on when out. Assess where you stuttered, what you felt you could've answered better. Helps prepare for next time, if you don't land the job.
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If you're <27 and you got the money, do buy an enjoyment car (unless it's for business). Get that 2 seater convertible! Go on road trips! Time to buy a functional car will come.
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Manze shagz huwa hata hakuna break ya msee kuskia njaa! Everyturn, food! You actually end up missing the feeling of being hungry.
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This is Ngong Rd, just about 5km from where Kawangware is, folks are out here playing soccer...it’s calm, it’s normal, it’s secure. Hii ndio husemekana kabila na mbili tu, the haves and the have nots.
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The way every blogger in Nairobi is redecorating their bedrooms, using the same concepts and products, from the same stores, making same bed designs, same pillows...mtu anaweza amkia kwa wenyewe na aendelee kulala tu akidhani ako kwake 😅
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Some of the church girls you see post inspiration and empowering things online, are THE WORST! Date those people you find at the club. That girl you hold her hair at 4am at the washroom. Those are real people.
Church girls are pretenders! & they'll ruin your life and act victim.
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Some years back I'd text 'Koma thayu' to my girlfriend every night, because one of kyuk my pals told me so. The gal never used to reply and didn't correct me once.
Recently I learnt what that statement means and boy!
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The one's that got the 2 for the price of 1 offer always wins.
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