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🦀☀️🐟🌕 | touhou厨, lifting, cats, will cry if you're mean to me
Joined February 2024
help me find my oomfies i wasn't banned i just forgot how to get in.
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what's the deal with pacific islander men either being effortlessly shredded or kyriakos bloatlords(with the strength to match despite never touching a weight) with zero in-between.
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like the guy on the left does zero formal exercise besides surfing and dancing and the guy on the right can carry a refrigerator under each arm and will live to be 103 years old.
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@femmefriction "70 year old Chinese woman" ."won't live much longer". she'll outlive us all and still be biking to the market every day at 140, but sounds like a cool learning opportunity either way.
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@goblinodds shredded carrot, coconut oil, vinegar, salt. eat daily on an empty stomach til symptoms improve, brain issues often begin in the gut due to bacterial endotoxin.
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@goblinodds i think a lot of SYMs/autistic males(same thing) struggle to integrate "u need to love & cherish women & appreciate their unique difficulties" with "women are normal humans and are neither made of glass nor are some sort of ethereal fae pixie creatures".
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>pull out illustrated diagram of what is bouba and what is kiki.>she laughs and says "it's a good wine sir".>buy a bottle.>it's bouba.
I’m studying to be a sommelier and the concept of bouba and kiki has been surprisingly relevant. a lot of the job is basically asking restaurant guests if they would like their wine to be bouba or kiki
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i should take her to a wine bar and enjoy tasteful banter.
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the most hypothyroid mf you'll ever meet:.
at least four different kinds of salt in this store. not a single one contains iodine. we're just eager to speedrun the "British sailors un-solved scurvy" approach, aren't we?
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how soon we forget.
>they’re retvrn posting about 2022.
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i'm not even that gay but groups of women often seem to default to treating me as "just one of the girls".
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@Calibaneur kyriakos grizzly's famous catchphrase "you gotta live it" is apparently more accurately translated from greek as "you've gotta enjoy (what you do)".
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this is gonna be the summer i stop giving a shit about powerlifting and start lifting for the goal of actually looking good with my shirt off.
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@PeatPill he thinks he's anti-peat but like 95% of what he's doing is just stuff peat recommended.
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every time i see some soylennial write "*checks notes*" i want to feed them into an industrial meat grinder.
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made friends with gf's notoriously standoffish cat.
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I remember my first conscious thought from when I was around 3 1/2 or 4 years old and it was the realization that I and everything and everyone I cared about would die one day and I cried for like 2 days.
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what’s the hardest line in touhou.
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been suspecting i had some kind of monkey wrench in a hormonal pathway somewhere that was responsible for fucking me up so bad and it was actually probably just the magnesium lol.
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basically lost all interest and motivation in doing heavy compound lifts 3-4x a week when i stopped psychodosing caffeine lol.
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pulled over going 97 in a 25 blasting scarlet police ghetto patrol from aftermarket sound system in a '92 honda coupe groyper.
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@goblinodds because these two ideas seem contradictory at first, at least to an "un-integrated masculinity" that hasn't recognized that men also face unique struggles and that uniquely gendered struggles are just part of being human.
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does keto *actually* damage the thyroid or do most people who do it just get into ketosis by chugging soybean oil.
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this is almost Loss.
korean: great language for people, horrible language for computers. how the fuck are you supposed to tokenize this. 3 “letters” per unicode character here, and you also need to conjugate stuff, which can change all the characters involved entirely
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engagement bait and rent money.
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i didn't even turn on the sound but somehow i can hear this man's voice perfectly.
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i should brush up on japanese, get an associates degree in "business administration" or some shit, become "materials purchaser" for Honda USA, get married, have cute spoiled daughter, wake up in a cold sweat and realize it was a dream and i'm a 23 year old suicidal NEET again.
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there should be less "traffic control devices" and higher speed limits and instead we should redesign roads for maximal safety at continuous high speeds, we can have both.
this is what driving the speed limit on the highway feels like
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waggy saggy hime is NOT crippled!!.
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gonna try for the scorched earth option + recolonize gut with kefir
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can you tell me where the non free trade chocolate is, I find the child slavery makes it taste better
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not to participate in the discourse but if i had a heavily pregnant wife not only would i not make her pump our gas but i would spend hours every day kissing her hands and tummy and telling her she's beautiful and bringing her little treats and rubbing her swollen ankles.
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@sensorystories_ "you don't SEEM autistic"."thanks, i got really good at masking after decades of humiliation and ostracism, every moment in public except with like three specific people is endless suffering".
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i need to drive around and listen to extremely tacky drum and bass about this.
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this is what they mean when they call me a male lesbian.
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i can't explain what i mean by this but mike judge is spiritually a 19th century russian author like goncharov or dostoyevsky.
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the children yearn for the court eunuch faction.
deep down a part of me really wants to have a cabinet of 6-8 trans women who wear matching outfits offer me advice (ideally by whispering in my ear) and call me 'sire' is this problematic.
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oomfie that comes out to like 12 liters of bone broth a day
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what are they mourning with that doleful song? the passing of a summer evening.
Info dumping about my favorite backyard birds - #2 🐦 . The Mourning Dove! 💕. Mourning Doves are adorable, highly skittish, intelligent birds. Known for their cooing, which has been mistaken for an owl and plenty of us kids grew up hearing their calls. 👀
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"you need to be eating organ meat"."ok"."noooooo, not those organs!!!"
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once again he is literally me.
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"peating" is basically just realizing your grandma was right tbh. -have little treats and don't fear sugar but don't eat to excess .-cook everything in animal fat w/ a lot of salt.-coffee and orange juice and aspics are good for you .-neither drink to excess nor be a teetotaler.
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browsing for remote email jobs and finding the weirdest shit
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rest is sound but "don't drink water" has to be the most retarded oft-repeated peaty advice out there, no one saying this puts up numbers or has an impressive physique or does any sort of physical job.
16 things I'd do if I had a death wish and wanted to trash my metabolism and overall health beyond repair:. 1. Replace butter and coconut oil with unsaturated fats. 2. Replace sugar with starches. 3. Run a marathon. 4. Practice intermittent fasting. 5. Take a daily cold plunge.
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this retard just rent-was-dued this entire part of twitter so fucking hard man, 1M views on this shit.
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the club for people who are perfect and elegant servants of precocious child aristocrats involved with the occult who they begrudgingly respect but also enjoy teasing and who have ditzy coworkers named Meirin
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this summer feels like i'm gonna spend it listening to all the music i listened to as a teenager and blow past all the life milestones i should have hit when i was 19 and emerge out the other side.
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i have three more weeks as a sensitive young man. .
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this retard thinks roofers make 4 million dollars a year, and you still trust the medical industry?.
@angelsforlove @DrWilliamBrady @PerformativeMed And why are physicians’ knowledge, training, and experience worth 1/8th of that?.
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amon amarth is one of those bands that's extremely embarrassing to listen to anywhere but the gym.
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this is an ACTUAL instance of "imagine how online you have to be to understand all the layers here" and not normie colonists combining two <3 month old facebook memes.
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i'm pregged the fuck up, I've been impregnenolonated.
took like 400mg pregnenolone sublingual.
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high functioning autist whose special interest is respecting women.
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the resolution of a koth episode is just as often "hank saves the day when well meaning ideals don't survive contact with reality" as it is "hank subtly adjusts his worldview when his previous biases don't survive contact with reality".
I was thinking about Hank Hill and how he's the positive conservative role model that shows like Mr Birchum don't understand. There's episodes that show Hank's way of thinking is the better way eg Solving an issue between Bobby and a girl by making them fix a car.
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@goblinodds a really funny failure mode that some autistic men fall into about this is like, "getting really into women" but as a special interest like how other autists might be into trains or sonic the hedgehog.
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women struggle with direction and haptic proprioception because they are not creatures of the physical realm, u are asking a creature of heaven to interact with the crude matter of earth.
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done so much overhead pressing lately that i can fully feel each individual deltoid.
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@innocent_crab had intense anxiety, hypothyroid symptoms, insomnia, and gained a few pounds back over the course of a month or so after quitting a ~90mg/day zyn habit, still crave it and had to up caffeine to compensate. .
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Willie Wonka and the Shijiazhuang Donghua Jinlong Industrial Glycine Manufacturing Facility.
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protein powder.NDT.magnesium glycinate (do not do this).aspirin.baking soda.gelatin (don't do this either).caffeine.creatine .pine pollen.
List of things I have dry scooped:. Instant coffee.Gelatin.Creatine.Taurine.Baking soda.Salt.
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the ingredients on this actually seem legit and also like a good replacement for the tactile feel of popping a zyn but i would fucking kill myself if anyone ever saw me buying or consuming the "epic king kek gigachad libtard destroyer solbrah nootropic" pouches
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need to kiss her cheeks and solve all her problems and rub her ankles and hear her voice again.
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NDT feels vastly more effective than the various idealabs thyroid supps.
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what if you ate lean protein and gelatin and carrots and got most of your fat from like coconut oil and eggs and cream instead of eating soybean oil and "keto breakfast cereal" and erythritol slop.
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traffic lights suck, imagine how much wasted gasoline and excess emissions are happening because of people being forced to idle at a full stop for like 15 minutes out of every 60 spent on a main artery through a city.
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i would easily pay like, a couple dozen united states dollars for a t-sh*rt of a sick ass zombie pulling a heavy barbell off the floor and some text about "undeadlifting", the teenage boy in me cries out for it.
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comparing notes with my stepmom who's spent like a decade plus researching how to assuage ehlers-danlos syndrome, being surprised how often we've discovered the same substances in parallel, and trying to subtly nudge her towards peat articles.
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I'm gonna be so mad if the way to fix my shit once again ends up being "schizodose magnesium, cut out caffeine for a while, take daily walks in the sun".
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"the American dream isn't dead, you can still live in a moldy doublewide in shattuck, oklahoma and drive 2 hours round trip every single day to work at the local meat packing plant for $13/hr".
@AllisonFluer @luinalaska i looked it up .dwight ks is 60 miles from the state capital, 140 miles from Kansas city . that's not bad at all.you could easily work at a good-paying job at the state capital (topeka) and commute with less driving time than you would have living in Kansas city. .
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yana toboso is a genius, having your first manga be absolute shit tier with chris-chan level art and then having your second manga be a generational masterpiece is such a good bit.
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visited a town with a road called south gay street today.
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can't wait to spend 5 days on 4 trains to get from los angeles to chicago.
The FRA has completed round 3 of its proposed network of long-distance routes to be added to Amtrak's network. What are your initial reactions to these new routes?
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Crazy how the throat cancer epidemic is because they didn't give the HPV vaccine to men and so much box has been eaten that it overtook cervical cancer as the most common cancer associated with HPV.
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same thing that happened to Vice. frankly it just requires a bit of a leftist slant to open-mindedly turn over the muddy rocks of society and interview all the weird critters that crawl out, but then they just stopped doing that in favor of getting mad about things from twitter.
The npr stuff sucks because I really do miss this. It’s not just that it’s “gone woke” or anything, npr has obviously always skewed left. It’s that the monomaniacal obsession with the most trite, overdone topics has completely drowned all the interesting niches it used to explore.
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