Christina Tasty
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Meat Smoking Barbecutie | Romantic Sidequest Expert & Dating Sim Advocate | Wife of Judy Alvarez | Breast Slider War Veteran | Avatar by @Tsuchihara_
Joined December 2017
"Bobby, I'm not sure what "Mommy Milkers" are, but the only thing you should be "milking" is the "mommy" of responsibility."
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The sad part is discovering why the restaurants always shut down. (Rent climbs when it suddenly becomes successful).
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"I'd rather make a thousand live action adaptations literally no one wants before I let anyone share a password!"
Netflix will end password sharing in early 2023, affecting 100M users. (Source:
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BEHOLD. A TOMBOY.
I am tired of people on this app using the word "tomboy" to describe feminine women who are just a bit more sassy. So I drew this sketch to clear up what the word "tomboy" actually means.
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Because they took all the others off the service.
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Bait used to be believable.
so we gonna slut the men out like this or only the women?.
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Someone's never played a game where jump and interact are on the same button.
âBad game designâ isnât real, itâs a term made up by YouTubers who wanna justify their petulant whining.
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You can actually see when it goes from PS3 cutscene to actual human being.
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I can't believe it. Finally. An accurate video game adaptation.
"TERRIBLE" and "UNFUNNY"! đą The upcoming Borderlands movie is getting crucified in early reactions!. This particular early reaction to the movie comes to us via Daniel Richtman!. What do you make of this news? Are you still going to watch the movie when it's released in cinemas?
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"Discover Concord". Okay! Sure! Is there like a video game of it I can play somewhere?.
First teaser for the âCONCORDâ episode of the video game anthology series âSECRET LEVELâ. Releasing December 10 on Prime Video
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This looks set to be the most Bethesda game that might have ever Bethesda'd.
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Game names its levels. The name of the last level is the name of the game itself.
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Every time I see people getting mad at Joe Rogan as if he's an authority on anything, I'm reminded of this and I laugh.
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Cartman literally identified as transgender just so he would get preferential treatment and his own bathroom. Then when he got it, the school changed the rules on him so anyone could use any bathroom they wanted. He proceeds to literally misgender a transgender Wendy.
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This is just the repeat of the same lawsuit as the coffee lawsuit. It sounds silly on the surface but something has happened that's fucked someone up severely. Deep second-degree burns can cause scarring, I don't think I've ever had a nugget that hot.
McDonaldâs found liable after girl, 4, suffered second-degree burns from hot Chicken McNugget
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Theatre Kids should be banned from civilised society until they stop being Theatre Kids.
"Karma Chameleon" is taking over the New York Subways!
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Behold! A successful game!
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WHOOP, THERE IT IS. WHOOP, THERE IT IS
NEWS: Activision Blizzard's investigators confirmed 29 incidents of harassment, discrimination or retaliation by employees last year. Workers were terminated for discriminatory language, unwanted advances, nonconsensual touching, among other things.
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The Printer Ink costs alone would bankrupt a small developing nation.
Light mode haters do you read books that look like this yea thatâs what I thought
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They. literally chose it though. It's the very first option you see in the game before you get to the menu.
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Because they'd just be like "Hey this is just Metal Gear!".
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THEN WHY DID YOU PICK THE EASIEST MODE!?
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Ramsey basically said himself, a restaurants biggest enemy is rent. The more successful it is, the harder it is to keep paying the rent. You have to basically stay busy every single day with no brakes to keep it going.
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The biggest problem with this documentary is that all the health issues he had weren't because of McDonalds, but because he was an alcoholic and drug addict. There's a famous shot where he vomits up McDonalds. It's blamed on McDonalds. But he was literally just hungover.
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Oh, this looks like a sweet innocent farming game w-. GOOD LORD
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There is just that much content about Chris Chan. Every episode is 40 mins of actual stuff rather than some commentator mumbling the same thing over and over again as their editors do the heavy lifting with 900 stock videos.
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I keep seeing people compare BG3 and DA when it comes to their approach to characters and storytelling, and I think a subconscious factor is that in modern DA you're railroaded into accepting things. In BG3, you can go to the kindest character in the game and lop her head off.
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Say what you want about Hazbin Hotel as a series qualitywise, but the fact we had a journey where a random animator went from a pilot on YouTube made with Patreon money to now having posters for a totally original series in Times Square does give me a little hope for future media.
my NYC trip coincidentally overlapped with hazbinâs release so i HAD to go see hazbinâs ad in times square myself
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Max and Chloe broke up canon?. Sacrificing a whole town just to break up?!. Oooooh myyyyyy ggaaaAAAAA.
"We had a huge blowup not long after we took this, im glad to only remember the photo, and not the fight"
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This is less a review bomb and more a Review Orbital 380MM Barrage.
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This makes sense when you remember the tank blew up.
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@fanged_desire Basically restaurant makes more money, so spot becomes more desirable and whoever owns the property can milk more of the restaurants profits.
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He's literally a soldier, it isn't Disney Land.
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I think even Blizzard are subconsciously sick of using LGBT people as a shield for the terrible things that happen to them.
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Let Link fuck Zelda.
Zeldatwt what is an unpopular opinion about tloz that would get you into this situation?. Pls be respectful towards the others!
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Naturally some will shut down because you can't really fix stupid.
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Blizzard's new name for McCree is a bit of an odd choice.
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CDPR has earned my trust to the point that I'll be very excited to play this game 3 years after release and not a second earlier.
Cyberpunk 2 may feature grander branching storylines determined by the player's starting life path.
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Now to be fair, people modding Fallout to make characters look like this after release is a tradition as old as time.
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Reminder Chris Chan had the lawyer from Bee Movie
WHAT THE HELL?. How good is his lawyer?.
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"Leaving it in Wizards of the Coasts hands" is a threat, not a leaving message.
Larian Studios isn't planning to release expansions/DLC for Baldur's Gate 3 or Baldur's Gate 4. "Larian plans to move away from Dungeons & Dragons entirely and do something new, leaving the IP in Wizards of the Coast's hands."
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Japanese games really just be like this nowadays.
Richard Lintern, Igon's voice actor. Elden Ring Shadow of the Erdtree.
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Love yourself the way Henry Cavill loves source material.
Henry Cavill project âWARHAMMER 40,000â will not happen unless there is an agreement on creative guidelines between Amazon and Games Workshop by December 2024. (đ
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"She can be jacked AND have a massive chest"
*taps mic*. Artists should stop drawing Karlach with a tiny waist, stop trying to feminize her body type and force an hourglass figure onto her, she is jacked and thats ok
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Wait, that art style.
First clip from âYOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MANâ. Premiering January 29 on Disney+
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"The font choice is okay". "Kindly please stop making this dogshit game, there are no likable parts of it". "I admire your shamelessness in releasing this product"
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My favourite thing about Cyberpunk is the idea that V goes to a place that claims to know their deepest desire and uses sexbots to achieve that end, and their deepest desire is literally just to talk to a therapist.
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Eight. Years. In. Development. And it didn't even last ELEVEN DAYS. Concord is the new standard in mediocrity. Battleborn lasted longer. The corpos lost so hard it's impressive. The modern audience they were after did not, does not, and never existed.
Concord is officially shutting down on September 6th, offering full refunds to all players
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While Riot celebrates the breakout success of Arcane, Blizzard's future looks increasingly uncertain.
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"I thought the worst part was the sexual harassment"
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I don't care how black they make Aragorn, I am not forgetting that WotC hired the Pinkertons.
The same racist nazi fuckers who complained about a black elf in the Rings of Power and a black mermaid in the new Little Mermaid are now throwing a fit because there's a black Aaragorn in the new #lotr mtg set. I fucking hate how many racists there are in the #boardgames space
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You purposefully sought these mods out to get mad at them when the very first page I saw had these absolute gems front and centre. Modding is fun. Stop being a crusty grandpa.
Looking through the nexus mods list for RE4 remake mods makes me want to gouge my eyes out
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I'm suspicious now. IGN has been totally advertising this game by telling us how amazing very basic things are. "LOOK HOW GOOD THE HAIR IS, LOOK HOW GOOD THIS REALLY, REALLY BASIC CHARACTER CREATOR IS WHERE THE BODY SLIDER BARELY CHANGES ANYTHING". Something is fishy here.
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Did I wake up in an alternate timeline or are people really forgetting that GTA is a game where you can shoot people.
One of GTA 5âs downsides are the lack of enterable buildings. I hope GTA 6 will have plenty of interiors to explore. It adds so much more depth to the world.
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The Avatar truly did save the world.
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I, personally, think using images that are only tolerable in your own discord chat within a subculture within a subculture will possibly not work as intended. But that's just me, someone who does actually go outside more than once.
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Trying to cancel Napoleon, a man who's been dead for years, by exposing how terrible at history you are.
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I remember when people tried to cancel this guy for the crime of having friends and hanging out with then and not being a total recluse.
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@LilithLovett No Man's Sky. Cyberpunk 2077. Weirdly enough Fortnite owes it's continuing success to just listening to fans even if they're never happy. Factorio. Path of Exile.
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EVERY TIME. CAPTAIN BOOMERANG GIF AND A HASHTAG.
Itâs sad to see all the hate Suicide Squad Is getting just because Itâs a live service game doesnât mean it deserves the hate. Fortnite, COD, Apex etc are all live service games yet they donât receive the same amount of hate Suicide Squad is receiving đ. #SuicideSquadGame
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Life Is Strange was published by Square Enix. This is your very blunt reminder.
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Depends on the tourist because this sounds like a dream to me.
Another disgraceful example of businesses in Japan not being welcoming to tourists.
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Saints Row did this three times over. And the third time was so bad it killed the entire studio.
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If you find a kid watching this, it's over for them. Them neurons are fried to a crisp. They don't have ADHD, they have AD4K.
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Three of these five are literally the same game.
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Three of these are sequels to older games.
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I still find it bizarre how one of the only games I've seen tackle trans stuff overtly, where you can be a trans character and have it be referenced in a game and be good too. is a South Park game. And it's done a thousand times better than literally any other video game ever
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OI M8, IS THAT A MOD ON ONLY ONE COPY OF SKYRIM? WHERE'S YOUR MODDIN' LOISANSE!?
Police have seized my wife's laptop after one of her friends discovered and reported my wife's modded version of Skyrim.
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I'd rather call a thousand YouTubers the antichrist before I let them help another human being!
MrBeast's 'charity porn' shows the morally complicated reality of YouTube philanthropy.
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The fact that Liquid Chris is now an actual medical doctor and Chris Chan is in jail for diddling his elderly mother, in accordance to MGS lore it is clear who has the recessive and dominant genes. I hereby reward the superior Chris the title of Big Chris.
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This ad campaign isn't even subtle. WB aren't sending their best.
If youâre broke just say that!! Buy a game, try a game, and if itâs bad trash the game! .The forced hate on #SuicideSquadGame is hilarious!
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The entire Smash Bros community now can claim sexism.
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I was thinking about Hank Hill and how he's the positive conservative role model that shows like Mr Birchum don't understand. There's episodes that show Hank's way of thinking is the better way eg Solving an issue between Bobby and a girl by making them fix a car.
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What makes these even lamer is that the homophobic dog was posted by a gay couple just having fun. This was made by someone crying.
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They tried to make a strawman. But they drew a king.
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As the Number 1 Judy Alvarez lover in my local area, I think the idea of banning th-. Whoops, I accidentally spilled the command line you can put in the console using CyberTweaks to make her romancable for Male V!. Game.GetQuestsSystem():SetFactStr("judy\_romanceable", 1).
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Because it all aged like milk. Even the writers got all pissy and passive aggressive and acknowledged that people realised that all BL2 had personalitywise was "it had old memes in it" and soured on the experience. Borderlands WAS liked. But it had a very clear shelf life.
"So itâs the perfect adaptation". I remember back when ppl used to like Borderlands
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The Qunari used to be nasty looking mother fuckers. Now they've been run through the Snapchat filter.
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This is just called liking guys, no need to be dramatic.
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The coffee one was more insane the more you looked at it. McDonalds used to intentionally make coffee too hot so people had to sit around the store for longer and be tempted to buy more food. It was around 190 degrees or almost 90c.
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Nah, we're not pretending this is a reasonable tweet to make. We're above this. It's 2023, we aren't lying to ourselves that the woman who openly disliked video games and had to intentionally lie about how games as simple as Hitman worked to make her points did nothing wrong.
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A reminder that the shoplifter dog comic encouraged shoplifting from specifically a family owned business that's highly recommended by most artists and not, like, Wal-Mart.
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Bruce Timm?. The creator of Harley Quinn Bruce Timm?. The "helped create a brand new original female villain that dominated DC" Bruce Timm?. Bruce Timm said the best he could come up with for a brand new female villain was "genderbent Penguin"?. THAT Bruce Timm?
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My wish for more games to embrace cartoony aesthetics is slowly coming true though. And they're better for it.
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Undertale fans are the theatre kids of video game culture. No I will not elaborate.
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Allow me to ruffle some feathers. The idea that "Shorter = Gooder" is a Reddit tier take. There's short :). And then there's short :(.
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Starfield Pronouns this, Starfield Pronouns that. I don't care. How big can we make they/them tiddies, Bethesda.
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