The Official Darth_Sateus™
@DarthSateus
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Sexually frustrated hellspawn, Narcoleptic Marauder, Chronic Dumbass
Pronounced "Say-tee-us"
Joined October 2019
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Ubisoft's Star Wars: Outlaws is a disaster... Finally premiering in 24 hours. Fair warning... the video is 17 hours and 40 minutes long. See yah there folks o/
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some of his more provocative work
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“Pro-Imperium 440t followers” -from T’au
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Every sentence of this is even better than the last.
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all the replies are like this i'm not even joking
If I’ve learned anything from this tweet it’s that paying money for video games is bad apparently
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I completely forgot that I have made a Metroid animation and it was this lmao
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BREAKING: Adolf Hitler wins Namibia local elections.
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why are we learning hard lessons about what players want in year 11 of the franchise
"It didn’t work": Destiny 2 game director Tyson Green admits Edge of Fate overhaul failed, "wasn’t gracefully managed," and taught Bungie "hard lessons" about what players actually want. https://t.co/UbKQEqJHfw
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Pillow over gut is a vet move
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been dry aging this baby since halloween, cant wait to see how it comes out!
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