Mick
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Just a 40+ yr old 🏳️🌈 xennial so I’m basically dead in gay years - Lover of beards, gym, travelling, and I prefer Pepsi over Coke. Proud Chihuahua dad 🐕
Richmond, Victoria, Australia
Joined December 2016
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Volkswagen Italy, please never change your Instagram handle.
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After the Taylor Swift concert in Sydney. This is how you move thousands of people quickly.
Has the Canadian MCG parking know it all responded yet by googling car parked close by? 🤣
Americans, this is why our stadiums don’t have large car parks.
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@MehreenFaruqi
You literally have 3 investment properties, a primary property and pulling a $211,250 salary along with a $32,000 allowance from the taxpayer and you want to talk about benefiting from stolen land and wealth 🤦🏻♀️. Read the room!
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@OliLondonTV
Dogs are one animal that will give you unconditional love and affection , they will always treat you how you treat them.
Anyone who will take pleasure, or even kill them without any compassion or remorse is pure evil. 😔😔
I would do anything for my Dog, they are family.
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Reality TV show:
We get a bunch of boomers, strip them of their house and investment properties.
We give them a nurses salary and a rental property in Sydney.
They have 5 years to buy a home.
If they don’t their fate is decided by a panel of millennials eating avocado toast.
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@TheMossadIL
The Media: “It’s 100% true, it was told to us and verified by the Gaza Health Ministry.”
The Gaza Health Ministry:
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@GerberKawasaki
There are a lot of tech companies with no CEO it seems. You should go after Zuckerberg next 🤷🏻♀️
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@HumansNoContext
Red, firstly I will make damn well sure my sister does not get into that car in 1991 therefore preventing her life altering accident. I will make sure I cherish more time with my family especially my parents.
Lastly you will be damn well sure I will be remembering to buy a
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I don’t know who put on a better performance… Rhianna or her Sign Language Interpreter… the interpreter knocked it put the park and is the energy we need 🤩🤩
#SuperBowl
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I don’t post a lot of “couple” pics of Dave and I, but I think we scrubbed up ok 🤭
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@CatchUpFeed
Someone watched Wolf of Wall Street way too many times…
Finance and crypto bro vibes.
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@paul_winginit
Nah stay there. A lot of the time when I fly with my partner short haul we don’t even sit together cause we both like the window and some alone time 🤣
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@theapplehub
Welcome to Spotify in 2018.
Next Apple Music will release their revolutionary game changing AI DJ 🤣
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…. I mean I can bow to peer group pressure and add my own contribution to “thirst twitter”… although not sure how comfortable I am doing so as it’s not exactly on brand for me…
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Can someone call the Council. Charlene can’t park for shit and is blocking the street
#Neighbours
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@KarensGoneWld
Feels like 55sec of this interaction could have been saved by just giving her the receipt and telling her to leave 😳
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@RitaPanahi
We always see that map posted that starts at 1946… um no, the world didn’t start in 1946… go back about 1000 years BC, start at Judea and work forward so we all get a bigger idea of history.
We don’t go back to 1788, stop there and simply call that Australia’s history 🙄
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@damienslash
I don’t know what’s funnier, the video or the replies not realising this is a parody and some good satire 🤣🤣🤣
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@RitaPanahi
@realDonaldTrump
Holy shit... I never thought I would see the day that the leader of the free world was a meme lord 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@manjusrii
How is that word cis banned if you literally just said it on X and your post is visible?
Also if the government can now have a video removed as it’s violent. How would you feel if the Israeli Government could have videos of Gaza removed at a whim cause they’re also graphic? 🤷🏻♀️
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Went to Spartacus this afternoon… for, umm, bible studies…
Someone literally walked in with KFC and sat there eating KFC while watching guys cruise around and having sex.
This was the funnest shit I’ve seen in a while 🤣🤣
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@shakimiki
@tarasis
@Ryanair
Or the boomers and their daughter can take responsibility for their screw up rather than running to right wing media for sympathy and a refund for something the rest of their customers have to pay 🤷🏼♀️
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Breakfast at my favourite cafe while little Nikki scopes out the passers by 🐶
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@CatchUpFeed
The irony is that the car they’re blocking with the child in it that needs to go to hospital is a Nissan Leaf…. Which is an electric car 🤦🏻♀️
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Spare a thought for the workers out there being abused over an outage that isn’t even remotely their fault or in their power to fix…
And if in retail they’ll be hearing shit like “and they want us to go cashless” and “cash is king” all while resisting the urge to just quit…
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Reason 27 to own a lesbian purple Ute:
You get to change career to removalist when your mates move house. 🤣
My rates are cheap, I accept payment in Bánh mì and Diet Coke. 🤣
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Last time in the instagrammed pool at Marina Bae💅🏻Sands. So long Singapore!, thanks for the mental recharge and time away with Mr Dave that was needed✌️
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Good morning everyone… hope y’all survived Midsumma yesterday and aren’t too sunburnt and tired 🤭🤭 Have a cracking day!
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I call this art piece “hanging out with all my mates at The Laird” 🤣🤣 - I know I don’t look it , but I did have fun tonight…
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Normalising homosexuality isn’t good for kids?? Umm ok mate 🤷🏻♀️
Tell you what though… if was even slightly taught it was ok when I was at school “back in my day”… maybe I wouldn’t have spent my prime development years at school being bullied, threatened to have my head caved
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UnderBear ready and doors about to open 🤩… working the door till midnight… hoping for an awesome night as it always is! ✌️ 🐻
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@bridgerollo
@MatthewGuyMP
@abcmelbourne
I’m confused, wasn’t the CFMEU headquarters being smashed up only a year ago cause Andrews was shutting their industry down for 2 weeks 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️ - what are they protesting about now? Wouldn’t Guys Hospital build need construction workers.
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@GreensAU2
Literally no one except for other Italians have pronounced my name correctly in the 42 years I’ve been alive 🤷🏻♀️🤣
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Here listening to music and lifting things trying to distract myself mentally from the anxiety I always feel before flying… it’s kinda working… 🥺😬
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You know you’re old when your excitement for the night is scoring $2 chickens from Coles and you’re planning how to use them 🤣🤣. Fuk I’ve become sad 🤣
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@AdamBandt
Your tweet should be reworded.
HELP/HECS are not charged “interest” they’re not the same as a personal/home loan and not linked to the cash rate.
They’re increased in line with the consumer price index (CPI) like every single good/service we buy.
CPI increase ≠ interest.
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At the Doctors listening to the receptionist state a $50 no show fee.
Got me thinking of a business concept.
Grindr/Scruff take your credit card details. Any hookup no show is charged a fee, and the one who spent 2 hours douching for nothing is compensated for their time 🤣
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Looking down at my mates on Optus who trashed me for being with Vodafone, knowing they can’t use their phones right now 🤭
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Week two challenge, order a latte but you’re not allowed to order it extra hot, and you’re not allowed to be rude to the staff.
Points taken off if you use speakerphone in the cafe, or have that super loud annoying Samsung Ringtone.
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@theheraldsun
No one is calling for this 🤦🏻♀️ - No one turns to or cares what the AFL has to say about world events 🤣
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Finally I can breathe a slight sigh of relief…
JUST BOUGHT A FUCKING HOUSE! 🥳
Damn I’m late to this adulting game…
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@mattlarraz
They look exactly like the ones we have here in Melbourne. OMG even the same fish shaped sauces. Enjoy! They are a fast food staple here.
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@OscarEnjoylife
@stillgray
Nope. I don’t see a Cavoodle, French Bulldog or Labrador trying to rip the throat of a horse if it wasn’t trained properly 🙄
Pit Bulls were literally bred to bite and hold bulls, bears and other large animals around the face and head. When baiting large animals was outlawed in
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Boss brought a puppy into work she is looking after.
This is Gia. She is a poodle mixed with something cute 😝😝 - Yeah work won’t get done today.
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@__Injaneb96
The bots sharing this cause they scanned the picture incorrectly just gives your post more reach and should hopefully show more people your story.
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@AustralianJA
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@Greens
showing their true colours. Can’t even be silent for the victims, who were simply everyday people who were literally gunned down at a music festival and in their own homes 🤦🏻♀️
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Childhood I was bullied and ostracised for being a “wog”.
High School bullied for being gay.
Adulthood bullied and ostracised by some in the gay community for not fitting in with politics and opinions.
Moral: screw what people think, if you accept yourself you’ll survive fine
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@RitaPanahi
Note that the car she is in that they won’t let pass is a Nissan Leaf…. An electric car 🤦🏻♀️
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Part of the new EBA negotiations every one at work now gets a therapy puppy. Ok where do I sign to accept these terms 🤣
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@gillianlant
@9NewsMelb
@TheTodayShow
Nothing says climate protest like driving your diesel truck to the top of a bridge and forcing thousands of vehicles to now sit idle and spew emissions. 🤦🏻♀️🤣🤣
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And it’s showtime for the UnderBear party and doors are about to open! Let’s hope the night goes smooth ✌️
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5 months ago my barber left the barber shop I would go to. They wouldn’t tell me where she went or what happened.
Today I found her, and the new shop she opened herself, and today I can go back to having my hair cut the way I like.
Today is a good day 🥰
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Good night everyone! - Except for that guy who took photos of people on public transport without their permission and posted them on twitter simply cause they weren’t wearing masks ✌️
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@Leo_Puglisi6
Given the majority of Swifties we saw were teenagers they were not driving there 🤣🤣
Canadians and Americans seem to not understand the concept of driving/walking to your closest train station and then travelling to the MCG which is well connected by 9 train lines (via
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And puppy has now come to her new home 🥰
Meet Nikki, she is a 9 week old Chihuahua… and hasn’t left Dave’s side since we got home.
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Last night at the instagrammed pool. Cause I’ve spammed you enough with photos of me enjoying said pool. Instead here’s one I took of Dave while he was trying to relax in the hot tub 🤣
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The most instagrammed pool in the world! So here is my selfie effort with added Dave 😝
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@Nate_Esparza
Nope. Got boring too quickly as it was basically just brands and instagram influencers posting the same things they do on Insta.
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@littlemissjacob
That condescending “I’m not sure why this is an issue”
So she’s basically gaslighting you when you showed doubt over why she needs information. Why is Taylor just so damn toxic? I just wanna sit her down and say “Hunny who hurt you?” 🤷🏻♀️
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Working off the cannoli and ham….. and the turkey, and the arancini… and the….
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