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Sly, R. Goomba
3 months
EPISODE ORANGE - Podcasters, if were not educating then wth are we doing? Today i released a solo ep, the best orange pill i could give to someone new. More will be here soon, lets make Bitcoin as simple as we can for those that want to learn.
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Bitcoin is stable, Bitcoiners are not.
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If Bitcoin fails, I'm fucked.
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3 years
Before bitcoin I used to struggle every month just to get the bills paid. But now that im a bitcoiner its way, way more difficult
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3 years
I dont know who needs to hear this, but you dont have enough bitcoin
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2 years
New York circa 2022
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2 years
EXPERT SCIENTISTS CONFIRM EARTH IS RUNNING OUT OF BITCOIN. IF WE CONTINUE TO MINE AT THE RATE WE ARE THE PLANET COULD BE COMPLETLY DEPLETED BY 2140
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10 months
Without war, fiat collapses Without fiat, war collapses
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Sly, R. Goomba
3 years
@JustinTrudeau Daddy Fidel really rubbing off on you eh, Justin?
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1 year
Guess which one of these guys owns the Bitcoin Brokerage. And which one owns the Crypto Exchange
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9 months
Satoshi really just said this like it was no biggie 😅
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2 years
I just donated all my bitcoin to Ukraine. I have nothing left for myself. I am good person and i have no bitcoin.
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2 years
Bitcoin is so fucking important. Holy fuck.
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2 years
If the truckers just transfered their wealth into bitcoin it would be a far better way to protest. Gm
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Sly, R. Goomba
3 years
Just lost my sister to covid. She got the vax and is now Brain Dead Unclear if actually brain dead, but i sent her an article about whats happening in Australia and she responded by saying shes "SICK OF MY ANTIVAXXER BULLSHIT" pray for her, shes prolly NGMI
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8 months
I accidentally discovered an entire corner of the internet that treats bitcoin like god. And its awesome. Gm.
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7 months
A trip down the rabbit hole for anyone newer to Bitcoin. These are are well produced documentarys available for free on youtube. In no particular order:
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6 months
"Rogue Money" is so gangster. We're for sure stealing that, right?
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Sly, R. Goomba
2 years
Cost of a full block reward on date of halving: 2012: $300 2016: $8,287 2020: $54,625 Currently: $118,750 And youre bearish? 🤣
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1 year
Its been fucking 2 years. Why am i still watching Bitcoin videos every night. Im addicted
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2 years
Its my birthday. People asked what i wanted. Answer: "Can i just have 10 minutes to talk to you about bitcoin"
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3 years
Alright, bitcoin confession. Been here for almost a year. But i just used the lightning network for the first time using @MuunWallet The banks are so fucked. This is amazing. What a time to be alive.
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1 year
Costs $10 to send $30, but also costs $10 to send $30,000,000 Thats the neat part
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2 years
Ive lost 20 pounds since going carnivore. And im not even doing a good job at staying strict about it. Bread is poison.
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3 years
Toxicity started here: "If you don't believe me or don't get it, I don't have time to try to convince you, sorry." - Satoshi Nakamoto Toxicity has been a feature, not a bug, since day 1.
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3 years
@NiGMa46 Trick question, USD doesnt exist in 2030.
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1 year
The beauty of nature is truly breathtaking
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1 year
9 - 5 as a bitcoiner
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2 years
"You could have bought bitcoin at the same price a year ago as it is today. But the people buying today dont have the experience of being a bitcoiner for a year already. Thats what makes the difference." - @AriZonanHODL Such a good take.
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6 months
Made this for ya @jack Feel free to use it as ur profile pic.
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3 months
I love jews I love muslims I love christians I love buddists I love hindus I hate government.
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Sly, R. Goomba
8 months
Any bitcoin can be siezed from any wallet in a minute. SAUCE?
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7 months
The dots are a psyop.
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3 months
This path from Bitcoin to Jesus was very unexpected, but greatly welcomed. What a beautiful life. Matthew 19:26
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9 months
Stop calling it a Spot ETF and call it what it is: paper bitcoin
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3 years
We just need the 42k gang and the 58k gang to join forces. Only then will we see 100k Its just math
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3 years
"Mom! mom! My friend is talking to Jordan Peterson!" "Oh thats cool, Which one is your friend?" "...." "....." "......." "bottom right.." @dergigi
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4 months
Things happy people cannot stfu about 1. Jesus 2. Bitcoin Lesson in there.
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2 years
The Lightning network will fail just like the Bitcoin network did.
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1 year
@RobinBrooksIIF How i feel reading this tweet.
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7 months
Freakin Saylor kept his laser eyes on and you didnt. Shame on you.
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2 years
I MEAN FOR FUCK SAKES:
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2 years
Imagine buying Twitter instead of 880,000,000,000,000 bitcoins.
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3 months
I dont think people are gunna care when we hit 100k tbh.
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3 years
@BustaRhymes Lol whoops. Its alright Busta. Hopefully you pass thru this phase quickly
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5 months
To the tradfi bros
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2 years
Putting 4 year old to bed: "Uhm, Daddy, is bitcoin at our house?" "Hahah, uhm ya, sort of" "Can you find one?" "Oh i would really like to" "Could it be under my chair?" "Well no son, you see, because we dont own any chairs"
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My blackpilled brain: Man, how bad is this next false flag gunna be that they let us have Assange back
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Sly, R. Goomba
2 years
"You cant just say everything other than bitcoin is a scam" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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3 years
"Ill pay in bitcoin!" - one man to a pizza place. "Pay me in bitcoin" - football player to the NFL. "Pay me in bitcoin" - El Salvador to the rest of the world.
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5 months
Im just gunna keep stackin forever. Cuz i hate fiat money and what its done to civilization. And i know im not alone.
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8 months
Me to me: "okay, just go in there. Be friendly, act normal, you dont need to bring up Bitcoin, just talk about regular people stuff, you got this" *Goes in there* Them: "its pretty cold im here, we're thinking of getting a space heater" Me:
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10 months
Nothing funnier than Bitcoiners that dont realize how insanely small of a niche group we are.
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5 months
It might feel like youre getting rich, but youre actually just getting not poor. I think thats a good thing to remember. Gm
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1 year
@Erikcason Cuz we got fucked the hardest.
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1 year
Mass adoption isnt gunna happen. Bitcoin is reserved for the elites.
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11 months
If we dont get plastic straws back on a Bitcoin Standard, than this was all for nothing.
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2 years
The biggest struggle i have with Bitcoin is trying to explain to someone how important it is, and how much it means to me.
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3 years
Gratz if you grabbed some of the first 90% of bitcoin. Itll be a fun 118 years fighting over the last 10% with you maniacs Lfg gm
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3 months
My stack just hit a new ath. Who else?
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7 months
As the price rips up its crucial to remember why youre here. Its not just to get rich, thats simply a side effect. Whats truly important is to let people know: WE WERE RIGHT!
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3 years
@chrissaccoccia1 Why in the fuck does all this shit keep happening with absolutly no voting. Its the definition of dictatorship.
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2 years
IF ONLY BY SOME SLY ROUNDABOUT WAY WE COULD INTRODUCE SOMETHING THAT THEY COULD NOT STOP.
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23 days
Generated a seedphrase. Has the same word twice. Is this common?
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1 year
Its wierd being a bitcoiner. Before you meet the plebs you think youre insane, then you realize youre not alone. Then you realize you actually are insane. Im probably the most insane bitcoiner. I didnt wanna be, but i think its true. Bitcoin is the evolution of humanity
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I don't support the current thing. I don't oppose the current thing. I shitpost about the current thing.
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Cycle theory explained
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The Dell guy saying blockchain not bitcoin is exactly what you all deserve 😂
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2 years
How to stop CBDCs: 1. Do work 2. "Thatll be 45,000 sats, sir" 3. "Oh, can I pay you in CBDC?" 4. "No thanks, i only accept sats"
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2 years
@CDCgov Step 1: dont get vaxxinated
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1 year
. @saifedean pod should be listed under comedy. Dude is so great. Guest: "I dont think anyone should be fundamentalist about anything, thats one thing im sure of" Saife: "This is a fundmentalist take" 🤣😂🤣
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"Why are you so sure of Bitcoins success?" "Im not really, im just sure that everything else is fucked"
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"If we're right, people lose out on sats. People hfsp. People think theyre too late. You know what I hate about f**king price pumps? It reduces people to numbers. Here's a number: every 1% Bitcoin price goes up, 40,000 people become ngmi; did you know that?"
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2 years
@ChainLinkGod They didnt gamble it. They gave it to the Democrats
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10 months
Just did the math. If i keep spinning the free daily fold wheel and averaging 5 sats a day ill get my 50k sats withdrawl in 13 years. Gm
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Dear Wall Street, Me and my frens are never selling, ever. lmao get rekt 🤣. Sincerly, The Psychopaths.
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Retarded Bitcoiners be like: "ah youre gunna trigger a taxable event!"
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Alright fuck it I run a very small bitcoin podcast, those of you that dont wont understand this. But everyone.. EVERYONE agrees to comming on the show. Only issue is timing/scheudleing. Bitcoiners fucking love talking about Bitcoin. The ONLY EVER person that has refused was
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1 year
It really is an honour to be shitposting our way thru complete financial collapse and economic reset with you psychos. What a time.
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6 months
To the fiat finance bros: First we ignore you Then we laugh at you. Then we dgaf Then we win Sincerly, the Bitcoin Bros.
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2 years
Describe bitcoiners with an album cover. Ill start:
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1 year
Just lost all my bitcoins is a horrible ballooning accadent
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2 years
Whats the best way to not be tired af when you wake up? Asking for a me
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I was the problem child. I think thats why i am the Bitcoiner.
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9 months
You might want to get as much as you freakin can, cuz it has caught on. #Bitcoin
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2 years
My fiat self is dead. Ive been reborn a Bitcoiner. There is no going back.
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Whats the correct age to sit your kids down and tell em the truth about all the fairy tales, Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Federal Reserve.
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Heres to the plebs working on that first million sats. Bitcoin twitter is filled with people with high paying jobs, that had their shit together pre-bitcoin. If you were a fuck up. 30 something with no savings and are working on turning your life around i see you.
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2 years
I DECLARE HYPERBITCOINZATION
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Bitcoin Magazine was founded by Vitalik btw. Alotta people dont know that i guess.
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