Australian Greens (Parody)
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🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🇵🇸🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🇵🇸 Australia's only dedicated anti-Australia political party. We literally hate you. Parody account.
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Joined July 2023
Don't forget, Mehreen Faruqi is a victim. Yes, she came to Australia with nothing and weaseled her way into parliament because the Greens wanted a token brown Muslim. Yes, she is actively working to turn Australia into the country she ran away from. Yes, she has done nothing for
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🚨Breaking!🚨.Being mean to Muslims is now illegal in Australia ☪️. Thanks to our ultra-progressive and tolerant judges, the feelings of protected minorities are now protected by law. While you're free to smear Australia and openly hate white bastards to your heart's content, a
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Muslims are not taking over Australia. Yes, our streets are filled with Muslims who support overseas terrorists. Yes, our public housing is full of Muslim refugees on Centrelink. Yes, Fatima Payman used Labor to steal a seat in WA and is now launching an Islamic party. Yes,
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Australia is the lucky country, where:.- your father can arrive as a refugee in the 90s.- he can work hard and save enough money to send for you and your family.- you can grow up here and take full advantage of everything the country offers.- graduate the Australian Islamic
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We had all the big banks.We had the media.We had every celeb we could find.We had community orgs.We had Qantas.We had transgenders.We had other large companies.We had teachers in schools.We had the socialists.We had the ALP.We had the AEC.We had Rove McManus. And we still lost?!.
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For 15 incredible years, Adam Bandt has proudly represented Melbourne, working tirelessly to transform it into the progressive utopia we all enjoy today. Under his leadership, we’ve opened a safe injecting room conveniently located next to a primary school, decriminalised hard
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We'd like to extend our heartfelt congratulations to Senator Fatima Payman for demonstrating remarkable ingenuity and financial prowess. Her latest venture into real estate, with a $450,000 investment property in Canberra, shows true entrepreneurial spirit. By cleverly charging
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Yes, Adam Bandt flies on private jets and in business class. Yes, he eats meat. Yes, he makes $314k and charges $1m per year to taxpayers. Yes, he receives perks from large businesses like Qantas. But he's still a socialist climate-warrior fighting against large corporations.
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This is Tyron Smith, a 20-year old scholar. A few months ago, he broke into someone's home while wearing a balaclava and wielding a machete. At the time, a couple and their child were in the house, leading to a confrontation where Tyron was genocided. The police have decided
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🚨Soon-to-be former Greens state MP seeks a job. Meet Amy MacMahon (she/them). She was somehow elected to the Queensland state parliament in 2020. Despite being a fierce advocate for Palestine and trans rights while doing absolutely nothing for Queensland, she's about to lose
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If Trump wins, Mehreen Faruqi will have a panick attack 🥺
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It's not easy being Mehreen Faruqi. She goes to great lengths to hide the Australian flag but still is forced to take a $300,000 salary from the country she hates. And with an upcoming election, she faces the possibility of NSW voters kicking her to the gutter. As if that's not
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This is Emily. To prevent her stupid white kids from inheriting her stolen property, she has decided to write a will, leaving her house to Aboriginal people when she dies. If you're living on stolen land, why not follow suit? It's the least you could do.
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Mehreen Faruqi wants you to help with her legal costs so she can sue Pauline Hanson over mean words. Unfortunately since most of her supporters are unemployed, after 6 months of campaigning she is $241,000 shy of her $250,000 goal. We're asking you again to please give your
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Imagine being this poor darling. You weasel your way into Australian politics on the back of DEI and sympathy, offer absolutely nothing, do even less, make a fortune, and become the ultimate victim. Literally the most victimised victim to ever occupy the halls of Parliament. And
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Police are looking for these four youths of unknown gender identities over the murder of a 70 year old grandmother. Our primary concern is that the story might invoke strong feelings in racist crackers who think that uncontrolled mass migration from 3rd world countries doesn't
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Open call 📣.If you hate white people, hate Christians and Jews, hate democracy, hate yourself, hate our values, hate this stupid country in general - vote for the only party that will represent you 💚
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This is Golriz Ghahraman. At the age of 9, she and her family fled the islamic dictatorship in Iran and settled as refugees in New Zealand. Once in New Zealand, she worked hard, taking advantage of every opportunity the country gave her. She eventually became a human rights
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These high school girls in Afghanistan are crying because the islamic government announced that they can't go to college simply because they're women. The Muslim Afghan government thinks that women belong at home, cleaning and cooking for their husbands. Fatima Payman left
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This is our second open call for WA state senator @SenatorPayman to join The Greens. This woman earns a base salary of over $210,000 per year to represent constituents in Western Australia. Pleasingly, she has done absolutely nothing for Western Australia, instead traveling
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This is exactly what the average resident of Sydney's western suburbs was hoping for when they voted for Mehreen Faruqi. ❌ Fight for the economy.❌ Defend national security.❌ Advocate for Australia.❌ Do anything for Australia.✅ Defend overseas rapists and murderers
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Did you know that 65% of marriages in Pakistan are between first cousins?
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We stand side-by-side with the courageous Fatima Payman, who joined the Labor Party, became a state senator with almost 1700 votes, and subsequently departed from the Labor Party to solely advocate for Palestine (after securing her $200,000 salary). Its inspirational to see her
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Why can't we imprison our political opponents?
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Breaking News: Mehreen Faruqi is set to leave the Greens and team up with Fatima Payman to form the Australian Islamic Party! We commend this bold move towards diversity and inclusion for the islamic community.
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It's racist to attack black people.It's racist to attack brown people.It's racist to attack yellow people.It's racist to attack Mehreen Faruqi.It's ok to attack white people. Any questions?
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@AdamBandt It's not our fault that we're awful. It's not our fault that we've spent the past year embracing terrorists. It's not our fault that we stand for nothing but islamo-marxist BS. It's not our fault that people are sick of us. It's Labor's fault.
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When you're fighting for sharia law.But your boss is a stupid white bastard
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Dear Muslims and First Nations People,. YOU ARE A VICTIM. Far right nationalists are after you. Every time something doesn't go your way, it's because of racism. So stop voting for whoever you vote for and vote for us instead. We'll divide you like you've never been divided
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The Australian flag is very hurtful towards First Nations people. That's why we have it removed whenever we can.
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Parliament has become a barnyard where any pig can stroll in, defecate all over the place, claim to be a victim, and you'll vote for them. And that's a wonderful thing. It's what progress looks like. Inshallah one day, there won't be a single Aussie in parliament.
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Lidia Thorpe has been genocided for over 200 years by the colonial oppressive regime that pays her $217k per year. They're trying to kill her but she won't let them 💪
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The Senate President was right to shut down Pauline Hanson's attempt to wear an Israeli scarf in the senate. Her history of divisive rhetoric is disgusting. She was elected to serve Australia, not Israel. But it's simply inspirational to see the Greens wearing keffiyehs 😍
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If you're completely useless, unemployable, mentally ill, hate Australia, and have BO - we want you. We're building up our party to contest the upcoming federal election and need all the diversity* we can get. *Heterosexual white men with IQs above 12 need not apply.
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This 0.1% Aboriginal DEI lawyer who stands to make a fortune from a treaty is totally right, fam! Let's not celebrate Australia Day until we have a treaty. It would only cost another $25 billion a year - a small price for justice and peace.
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Happy Friday and happy countdown to the December 25 holiday, people of all gender identities 😊.At least it would have been, were it not for the traumatic morning Mehreen Faruqi experienced. It all started around 9am when Mehreen Faruqi stepped out of one her houses to retrieve
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Mehreen Faruqi has purchased this beautiful $3m waterfront Gold Coast home 😍.And now, the fight against climate change is more important than ever. Not only do we need to combat rising sea levels to protect her investment, we also need to keep funding the climate change
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When a landlord chooses white tenants over Muslim tenants, that's racism.
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This is what acknowledgement of white privilege looks like.
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Who's your money on?
ASIO boss Mike Burgess is under pressure to identify the ex-politician he revealed worked for a foreign intelligence agency, with Opposition Leader Peter Dutton and former treasurer Joe Hockey both calling on the spy chief to name the person responsible.
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To achieve our goal of becoming a Muslim majority country by 2030, Mehreen Faruqi is launching an initiative to encourage islamic jihadists all over the world to migrate to Australia ☺️. We'll target military-aged men in countries like Pakistan to migrate to Australia,
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Good Morning Australia. This is a friendly reminder that you're all a bunch of racist cookers, you have no idea how much we hate you, and you ought to hang your heads in shame for "breaking" Mehreen Faruqi. She's so brave 😢
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To combat hate, we've arranged for the ABC to begin every program with a Welcome to Country starting in October. To fund the initiative, the ABC will switch to a subscription model costing between $450 and $4,500/month depending on the race of the subscriber. People who don't
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The government can do whatever it wants to you - we don't care, you can drop dead, we literally hate you. But when refugees who murder and rape come under attack, we'll spare no expense and do everything in our power to fight for their rights 💚
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The only way we can end racism is to destroy everything that white people built 🙏
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What a beautiful day in the Palestinian city of Brisbane 🥰🥰🥰
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There's a difference between free speech and hate speech. Can you spot it?
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Our beloved senator will deliver a speech on ending racism in Australia. Reserve your tickets now! Unless you're white, in which case you're not welcome to attend.
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@DavidShoebridge Remember last time when Trump won and started world war 3? He'll do it again.
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Since our values align with what the average Australian stands for, why are we still a minority party?
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Does anyone know why there's an Australian flag in the Palestinian suburb of Dandenong? 🤔
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This is Sarah. She understands that decolonisation means gifting her parents house to the local Aboriginal community and donating her remaining assets to Hamas. Having done her part, she's now moving back to the UK. If you're seeking a quick fix to centuries of colonial
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Today we brought our people's protest into the senate. This is what you voted for, Australia.
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To help as many Palestinians refugees as possible come to Australia, we're streamlining the application form. The application will also be made available in arabic and will result in instant citizenship for anyone who submits it ❤️❤️❤️
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We know that climate change was responsible for the Optus outage but we don't know the extent. If Labor want to take this seriously, they'll heed our call for a Royal Commission.
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We're saddened to share that Senator Mehreen Faruqi has packed her bags and is returning to Pakistan today, in the wake of Trump's inevitable victory. She understands that the West is no longer safe for prominent Muslim intellects like herself. The esteemed senator does not plan
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Don't worry about Fatima's lack of full compliance with our constitution. The important thing is that she has tried to comply. If compliance matters to Pauline Hanson, then it's her responsibility to ensure Fatima complies.
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Meet Aftab Malik. Born in the UK to Pakistani parents, he moved to Australia in 2012 after being invited by the Lebanese Muslim Association to mentor young Muslims in Sydney. He has now been appointed as the head of Australia's special envoy to combat anti-Semitism, part of a $90
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We feel like enough people aren't taking climate change seriously 😪. So, we're commissioning a study at your expense into what colour is the most frightening to convey the scariness of global boiling 🌏🔥
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@DrewPavlou Come on guys. Don't make 9/11 jokes. They're not funny. We lost 19 Muslims on that dark day.
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Just in time for Ramadan, you can pick up Mehreen's new album 🙏🙏🙏
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Friendly reminder: Australia is very racist. And to address the racism in The Greens, we're considering banning white people from joining.
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White people are no longer eligible to join our party or vote for us.
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With the growing population of Muslims, there are new calls to establish a Muslim political party; however, we urge Muslims to support us instead, as we have revised our priorities to align with their values—we're no longer environmentalists, but now a party for Islamists. Please
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Meet Shamima Begum. In 2015 at the age of 15, she fled white supremacists and Islamophobes in the UK to join ISIS in their noble quest to establish sharia law across the world. Consequently, the racist British government revoked her citizenship, which you're meant to think had
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Black Australians like this man won't stop fighting until all the non-muslim white people in this country are sent back to where they came from.
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Tickets for our Osama Bin Laden Remembrance Dinner are now on sale. Secure your spot now to share a halal meal with your favourite politicians. Proceeds from the dinner will go to Hamas.
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Did you know that Muslims are 2.5 times more likely to be unemployed than other Australians? Obviously, there's no reason for that other than employers being too racist to hire them. Mehreen Faruqi wants to fix this with a minimum muslim quota mandated in every workplace 💪🏿🙏🏿
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Can everyone please stop talking about this?.
Adam Bandt appeared in parliament earlier today, where he seethed with anger over the Minister for Truth's failure to remove online posts alleging he had a small weiner.
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It's not fair that you can pass on millions of $ to your kids whilst others don't get any inheritance 🥲. To fix this, we're proposing an inheritance cap of $20k per child across all assets. That's enough for a used car. The rest of any inheritance will be taxed at 100%.
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@hughriminton what better way to show respect for Australia than by trashing its traditions and demanding they be abolished to suit our agenda?.
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Just in time to show your colleagues how much you hate Christmas, Mehreen Faruqi's new hit single is on sale now :)
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Nice to see so many LGBTQ fighting for Palestinian liberation 🏳️🌈🇵🇸🏳️⚧️
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Our new year's resolution is to end democracy in Australia 😊.Whats yours?
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Vote Greens:.✅ If you welcome radical Muslim terrorists.✅ If you think Australia shouldn't have border controls.✅ If you want to fund islamic dictatorships.✅ If you want Australia to turn into an islamic theocracy.✅ If you think the Australian way of life should be destroyed
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Discover a journey of self-acceptance and resilience in Adam Bandt's new book. From confronting his comically small micropenis to embracing Marxism, this autobiography is all about the small man who rose through the ranks to take revenge on the country he hates. On sale now!
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Why isn't Labor listening to constituents in the Australian electorate of Palestine?
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Our fierce senator, Mehreen Faruqi was at an LGBT event in Gaadigal today, promoting the Palestinian fight for liberation ✊
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If you pronounce someone's name wrong, specially if they're Muslim, that's racism.
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Driven by a profound hatred of everything in this stupid country, Mehreen Faquqri has admitted she harbors a deep longing to return to Pakistan. She currently makes a little over $200k per year at your expense to promote Hamas and other islamic terrorist organisations and will
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Describe Adam Bandt in one word. Best comment gets a free one way ticket to Gaza 🥰
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The racist John Howard thinks that migrants should adopt the values of the country they migrate to. Someone tell him he's got it the wrong way around 🙄
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There's no point sending your kids to school if there's not going to be a future for them when they graduate. That's why we're calling for all children to skip school and become activists for the Palestinian cause. Lidia Thorpe will even write a note for their teacher.
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Since you racist dinosaurs voted no the voice, we're introducing a bill that will establish a voi. err, we mean a "Truth Commission" who will seek input from First Nations people and eventually work towards developing a treaty. Try voting your way out of this one, cookers.
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🚨Trigger warning alert🚨.(But don't worry, there is hope). This young scholar (ze/zem) was traumatised beyond repair when Virgin Airlines failed to acknowledge the traditional aboriginal names of the lands which they stood on. The intellectual genius then argued with the
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To get away from violent right-wing hate speech and be closer to the Palestinians we were elected to represent, we'd like to move our party's HQ to Gaza City 😊🇵🇸.For logistical reasons, our LGBTQS2AI+ members will remain in Australia.
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@AdamBandt Just for clarity we don't have any problems with Muslims who want to kill Jews. We only hate white racists.
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