Last night I tried to commit suicide by taking. 26 x60g on my antidepressants. I. I didn’t die, but I didn’t falling and really badly hurting myself and breaking my hand so I’m in hospital and have begun detox.

*snort laugh* well played

@MikeNellis Let’s be clear @elonmusk is a fucking eejit

RT @sw_holocron: Wim and Jod Na Nawood back together at Megacon Orlando

@sw_holocron Fabulous 💜 💜

@mehdirhasan @paulrubens Quite simply f’you @realDonaldTrump and @ sorry I can’t spell ass hat in chief

@patriottakes Vile

@MikesEndZone @KathleenWinche3 I can’t tell … which I guess could be a compliment

@KathleenWinche3 I … wth? The follow-up video Twitter showed was more wtf! Who the f is Joe Anderson!?!

RT @ChronoKatie: I cannot stress enough how underrated this film is

I … lost for words … HOW? (Aside interesting, @X macOS App blocks CMD+. … why?

Wrong but in the right zone :)

Beware the Weather Mistress

@weather_katie Can we have a 24/7 webcam on the fort?!?

RT @HumansNoContext: Bro has mastered the guitar fully

@SkyNews Hang on … why was Air Force One anywhere near the Gulf of Mexico?

@EW And left before the game finished

Perfection

@Acyn Absolute f’ing bellend

@jimmy_tsoukalas @theo Indeed. Aside Grr missed autocorrect changed my snort laugh to short *sigh*