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Damien Slash

@damienslash

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Comedian/Elite level 9000 troll. Parody & Poe's Law. 🐸

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Featured by @benshapiro
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Apologize @elonmusk
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Bob Dylan singing the Terms and Conditions of a standard Digital User Agreement #impression
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@JustStop_Oil Pray Paint Composition: Propellants used in paint spray cans usually are di-methyl ether or a mixture of propane and butane. These are natural by-products of gas and oil extraction (66%) and oil refining (34%).
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We Need To Ban Gas Cookers
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@TheFigen_ It's a computer game
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@MikeHudema Someone gonna tell him?
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Decolonizing my apartment!
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@nbcsnl Ivermectin has saved millions of human lives over 50 years. William Campbell and Satoshi Ōmura won the 2015 Nobel Prize for its discovery and applications. It is not a horse medicine. It also inhibits viral protease which is why it works against covid. Look it up.
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I'm literally shaking #SparebyPrinceHarry
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@WHO @PeterHotez @BCM_TropMed From the guy who sold 150 million units of his own covid vaccine to India despite failing to release the trial data. Why are we listening to these people?
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Decolonizing my car! ✊️ #civiction
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The 4 stages of mainstream journalism
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We need a global birdflu lockdown NOW. Mask up. Stay at home. Save lives.
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Sustainable Morning Routine Of A Journalist Living In London #bugs
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@JeremyVineOn5 @theJeremyVine The film is 20 years old. Why don't we go through the red flags of the Jeremy Vine show? Starting with the host.
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Totally Sustainable English Breakfast 🇬🇧 in 10 minutes!
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@sarafischer @axios @mikeallen @margarettalev So Biden does it - cool. Trump does it - evil. Gotcha
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Leaked Prince Harry Apache Tapes #PrinceHarry
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Serious Man Car: 4x4 Edition
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@disclosetv "including at least three times at Mr. Epstein’s palatial Manhattan townhouse, and at least once staying late into the night, according to interviews with more than a dozen people familiar with the relationship" Why?
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@mtaibbi This is chilling. Doesnt matter who was in office at the time. Either way, this behaviour between goverment and tech should disgust and shock anyone who cares about the truth.
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@DanielaNadj Communist concentration camps Communist mass killings Thousands of Jews murdered by communists North Korea China Cambodia
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Construction of a basic #TrumpCovid impression
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@Cryptonian86 @ZubyMusic Imagine being on the same side as this
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@MrAndyNgo Harris spent that summer openly supporting street violence and property destruction. 28 people were killed in the months of riots that followed. Including women, children and policemen.
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@RishiSunak QR code. Invented in 1994. In Japan.
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@asallen More proof that Apple haven't had an original idea since Jobs was alive.
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Biden won the debate. Deal with it.
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@wyffnews4 Always found this section a bit Hitleresque
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@UncleHotep For the record I made this video. It's parody. A vision of what can happen when you divide people.
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@ZubyMusic Those same people, for years before, cursed and criticised "big pharma" for corruption and profiteering over human safety. It would seem such people are not even capable of basic cognitive consonance, let alone self-reflection. Fear is a hell of a drug.
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@disclosetv The only economy left after nuclear deployment would be a bunch of politicians in a bunker trading tins of beans
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@nelsonepega Psychopath
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@brianklaas Who promoted, ordered and funded Gain of Function research then lied to Congress
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@theJeremyVine Man earning £700,000 a year doxxes working person of colour for briefly checking their phone in stationary position at a red light for social media clout
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Don't forget
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@DanielaNadj Book burning in communist china . 60% of books purged under Stalin
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Neil Young singing the Twitter Guidelines Civic Integrity Policy
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@ZubyMusic A planet brought to a standstill because people can't tell the difference between the words "of" and "with"
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@LocalBateman Time to credit me
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@RWMaloneMD Bill Gates has been re-branding as a "good guy" for 20 years. He has no medical qualifications. He does have a record of inappropriate behavior at Microsoft, bullying, lying, stealing and even meeting with Jeffery Epstein after he was convicted. It's also why Melinda left him.
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@elonmusk @getpaidwrite At this point, the counter-narrative is literally 2+2=4
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@seanonolennon When they hired Raytheon employees to run the defense dept.
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@sommervilletv @dcinfocus @BBCNews @BBCWorld I dont think it's okay to stand over freshly killed bodies and talk like that about them. I dont care what side they are on. It's dishonorable.
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Bug Burgers!
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You have no right to label me
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@RWMaloneMD Bill Gates is a psychopath
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@marksandspencer This isn't just PR disaster. It's M&S PR Disaster.
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🤡🐸
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@piersmorgan The video is 7 seconds long and clearly starts after an initial interaction
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Bob Dylan cover of WAP by Cardi B
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A message from Klaus Shwab #wef
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The fact checkers wouldn't lie
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@colbertlateshow Words are only dangerous when Prince Harry chooses them to be. It's some kind of quantum theory
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@AnarchoBreadism So you found it funny then?
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@SachaBaronCohen @Facebook This is the problem with censorship. It's enforced by AI. There cannot be nuance. There cannot be context. There cannot be error. There cannot be humor. Either you believe in free speech for Alex Jones or you don't believe in it at all.
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@jordanbpeterson @YouTube Welcome to the internet
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@FallonTonight Can I be on next?
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Bob Dylan singing the Terms and Conditions of a standard Digital User Agreement #impression
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@JustStop_Oil @NationalGallery Fire hammers: Plastic (oil derivative) Denim: One of the most polluting fabrics to produce Glasses: Plastic (oil derivative) Hat: Plastic (oil derivative)
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LFG 🚀
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@ClownWorld_ Not the first time he's copied one of my videos almost verbatim
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You have no right to label me
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@DrTedros @BillGates @gatesfoundation None of us elected you. Or Bill Gates.
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@maxberger If you genuinely think exposing corporate corruption , election fortification, biased political collusion and unconstitutional censorship are merely "Right-wing talking points", then by your own principles you are choosing the side of the very machine you once claimed to oppose.
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@USArmy Obstacles like Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan?
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@verge It's called journalism. You should try it some time.
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@BorisJohnson Remember, whatever this man tells you about Ukraine is the opposite of the truth.
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@CNN Good. CNN next.
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@NBCNews The conditions have been on the table ever since Boris Johnson went over and put a stop to them in order to continue the billion dollar transfer of taxpayer money to multi-national arms companies
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@KonstantinKisin We know where it came from. And we know the the US government was partially responsible via NIH and Ecohealth Alliance as well as the lifting of GOF research restrictions. This is why it's off limits for investigation.
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@TwitterSafety You had Trumps taxes trending for a week and they were illegally acquired and from an unverifiable anonymous source.
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@greg_price11 Better shut down the entire legacy media in that case
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@DavidAFrench Tell me you've never looked at the laptop contents without telling me you've never looked at the laptop contents
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Football Manager Language
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@mtaibbi The rare but very real side effects associated with MRNA tech were known from day one and supressed from day one. Pfizer wanted the trail data locked secret for 70 years. It took a court to overrule them. Meanwhile people's lives and careers were
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@RichardJMurphy Far right? Lockdowns are unethical and destructive far beyond your alarmist ideological reality model. Lockdowns have also resulted in the greatest transfer of wealth from to many to the 0.1% in human history. Seethe harder.
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#AndrewTate is not successful
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I'm tired of getting boosters
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@Femi_Sorry @BBC @BBCNewsPR @AboutTheBBC @BBCNews Judging by the comments people have completely misread this tweet. Femi is not saying poppies are bad. He's saying they are good. His point is about double standards.
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A 6"5 man in finance with blue eyes responds
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@Rainmaker1973 How did people get stones that size that high up 4,500 years ago? Blows my mind
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@UN Keyboards are readily available to the public and nothing is being done about it. I was able to purchase this one on amazon for less than 100 US dollars. It can type 100 bad takes a minute without being recharged
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@RishiSunak Note to readers. If you find yourself cheering on arms deals between the government and the military industrial complex - you have lost perspective. If you think they want this war to end - you are naive.
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SBF is a good person
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FIFA World Cup Negotiations leaked #Qatar2022
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@wef *For the poor
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@LBC @IainDale Dale has become one of the most censorious and sanctimonious hosts. Let people speak, offensive or not. Be adults. Debate offensive beliefs with logic. It's not all about you. It's sheer immaturity.
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I am not an NPC
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26,000,000 views for the video Elon retweeted. 9,000,000 for my previous video (cross platform). 3,000,000 for my video before that. (cross platform). 4,000,000 for my video before that. (cross platform). 3,000,000 for my video before that. (cross platform). I have very few
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@stillgray You can find more of my bad takes on tik tok @ damiensoylash
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Go home @marksandspencer you are drunk
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@PeterHotez @UniofOxford "a" "Among children and young people aged 0 – 19 years in the US, COVID-19 ranked eighth among all causes of death" "COVID-19 was the underlying cause for 2% of deaths in children and young people (800 out of 43,000)"
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@elonmusk Woah. Thanks for sharing. Think you might like this one too.
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Decolonizing my car! ✊️ #civiction
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@Zachary_Cohen She also relentlessly prosecuted people as a woman. Unfairly and brutally. Even jailing the parents of truent children. George Gage will die in prison because she refused him the right to DNA testing to prove his innocence.
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@DrAseemMalhotra @elonmusk At the very least, given pharma's own trial data shows a 5x risk vs traditional vaccines, you'd think a public investigation would be a rational and reasonable action. Especially given that the Government claims to care about our safety so very much.
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I need advice
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