Healthtech Guy
@melanineyedoc
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CHRISTIAN. Optometrist. Content and Copywriter. Healthcare/Healthtech Strategy and Business Consultant. IELTS tutor. https://t.co/LWcApCVw8d
Port Harcourt, Nigeria
Joined February 2016
@_orsteen Joshua Orobosa Zirkzee. Omo ogbon 9.5. Prime Roberto Firmino. Unrivalled linkup play.
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@Pearl_Oladipo Anywhere they're slandering Korra, call me. I will even leave my wedding to be there.
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@PenTitan Brother I will resign from hospital and apply to work at LNG just to make sure you never run out of gas.
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@Gwazavictoria Na only here them go call us top tier men. Everywhere else na 'Igbo men are misogynist, Igbo men are weak, Igbo men are this and that'. We know what you are.
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@DuhTabria Jesus Christ. We need this international break to end abeg. What's all this nonsense?.
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@UgwunnaEjikem Lol. They brought Madonna admission to my doorstep. Medicine and Surgery. I usually went along with my parents on most things at that time, but for this one I put my foot down.
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@larmmy His father owned a mine. He was born into a wealthy white family in apartheid South Africa. But unno, glorify poverty or your motivational takes won't sell. .
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@AlexGoldberg_ You've made my point exactly. There's absolutely nothing wrong with Lavia and Adams. It's how we've gotten here that's embarrassing.
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@arnxvkhanna I raise you Marcos Alonso's Youth coaches. Blud would've been at least as good as Giroud.
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@snrmanOA If you see me commiserate with a policeman, I've been hacked or it's a cry for help. If I see a policeman drowning, I'll look for bucket to pour more water on him. If I don't see i will use my bare hands.
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@Letter_to_Jack Imagine 10000 generators on at once. Or 5000 people above you preparing pounded yam.
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@DavidHundeyin Ojukwu, Gowon and Katsina were so close that they were on first name terms. Even in official settings. They used to address each other as Emeka, Jack (Yakubu) and Hassan. Make the person rest abeg.
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@theyawofosu Yohan Blake ran 9.75 and 19.44 in the 100m and 200m in London. In any other race aside 2008, they'd have been enough for gold.
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@peace_igho This is one of the most wholesome pieces of content I've seen in a while. Kudos to you two.
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@milicruise_nig Guess ke?.Lieutenant. Navy Equivalent: Sub Lieutenant. NAF equivalent: Flying Officer.
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@PenTitan I was called impromptu for one Waka and we got to the club. I came straight from the hospital so I was wearing a Tee and Crocs. Omo these niggas stood for me until the bouncers let me in. Top Gees fr.
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@chude__ @PeterObi @SamAmadi @valentineozigbo @obyezeks @FrankNwekeII Thank God you're out. But bro, what is that Tshirt? ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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@Elkrosmediahub Make them follow process, but I will be lying if I don't say I like that she's gotten a small taste of her own medicine. What it feels like to be powerless in the face of physical assault.
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@lyliebri When it's Davido or Wiz all of una dey laugh. But na woman na so she's immune to banter. No go find eba.
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@FisayoLonge Lol. We don't. We just discuss how to drink beer, eat peppered chicken and be misogynistic on the committee of friends group chat.
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@Xtraspiced The dude acts like he's the lastborn of a lastborn and he was raised by his grandparents.
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@mattflannery Lmao. Uber. Fast. Theranos. Wework. But US tech is still existing. Shut up please.
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@damola_A @rebecca_spero I live in Oyigbo. Gunshots. Bangs. We are all awake. Reports of herdsmen disguised as and even aided by the Nigerian army. Engaged by street boys. We're praying for the dawn as it is.
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@iamyouroj Some of us actually read books. It's not our fault if your range is limited to Queen Primer.
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@kofoworola__a When you're given a second chance grab it with both hands. -Emma Hayes, 2024.
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@trending_medic Think it was last year's UCL final and one American artiste came to perform and mama was complaining that the fans weren't paying attention or sth. Lmao aunty no be you we come see ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ.
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@Wizarab10 Lmao.At no point in your footballing career were you half as good as Maguire at Hull City. You dey give sound advice for men chief, but this one no follow.
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@Munachimsoooo @Kynsofficial Na still 500 o, with wireless clipper, warm towel treatment, aftershave wey dey scent, better customer service and carving wey go Harvard.
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@josiah_japheth @Zaddy_nomso @jimbeglin Because there's only one 'main' commentator. Jim Beglin is the match analyst. And there's no one better.
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@damilola_MD Come back and do what? We are christians, the motto is forward ever๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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@Jua_deKnown If possible repatriate most of your funds to your home country if you're African.
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@QueenDoris16 Lmao. That's a Galaxy S22 Ultra. I'm Obidient but abeg there's still time to delete this.
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@Morris_Monye Happy new year. Does the hospital require the services of an Optometrist? I'd be happy to share my CV.
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@Tegadeyforyou Rise and shine, nightwalkers. If it was your aim to attract my attention, may I say you have been wildly successful. I am now singularly focused on your impending suffering. The guy Na chairman ๐.
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@AlumBaeOfficial The predominant feeling is peace. Like, see that woman there? That's my peace.
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@PappyGrande_ The annoying thing is that the people there no dey appreciate this kind of human capital.
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@AyeniAdebowal10 @DukeOfOsun Na him dey owe your dad? He's attempting to clear backlogs left by Aregbesola and Oyetola and this is all you can say????.
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@Ssaasquatch Patriotism is not loyalty to the presidency. It is loyalty to the country. After all the wishing you did for Buhari, how far?. You're seeing someone with this record and you imagine he'll somehow be successful. This isn't 2015 shaa.
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@TundeTASH Wait until you see the guys in Scandinavian countries. Finland, Sweden, Norway. Noiselessly surging ahead.
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@FaruqBashar @Bagofnuts_ UCL semis, FA Cup final and moved from 8th - 4th. This night really should be kept free of banter. Resume tomorrow.
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@OloriOfOloris I understand your point, but this argument isn't straightforward. Facilities, for example. Or the fact that most times you're given the marks you merit. Not discrediting the fact that y'all work hard, but in public unis the system is designed to ensure you fail.
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@RealAdeshina You were ready to pay money to find someone's sextape. Stop this assumption of victimhood. It is puerile and hypocritical.
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@isthatUW Lmao please we are the most decorated team in afcon history by medal count and we've won it three times.
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@Blaq_Uche @mistarfly Lmao which kind yarns be this?.When we dey find people wey we fit gist with?.
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@Patriot0620 @lidolmix If you look like this at 31 you've won the lottery tbh. But you'll never be able to relate.
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@msmocrown This tweet is another one where you've tweeted apples and people will still read oranges ๐.
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@SomiEkhasomhi Every movement of this sort, from ending slavery and independence to ending apartheid and the civil rights movement, has succeeded largely because of help from the 'outside'.
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@MrOdanz How did we get here? HOW DID WE GET HERE?. Let's ask minority Christians in Gombe and Borno. Let's ask the People of Zaki Biam and Southern Kaduna. Let's ask the people of Jos and Kano. HOW DID WE GET HERE? LMAO.
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@adisaolashile What you did for Baba will remain eternal. Thank you. Better things are coming.
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@BillionTwiTs @baddestbossbabe You dey mind am? The guy most have been tweeting with a PS4 pad, with his finger on the R2 button mehn.
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@httpss_aaliyahh Yes. And only dead people should be pathologists. Only blind people should be ophthalmologists. Only people with pacemakers should be cardiologists. Only people who have cancer should be oncologists. ODE.
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@chinasa_anukam Lol. Did you attend NYSC camp? Merely being in the same space, unable to leave, is enough.
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@teniikulturee African parents and medical consultants, I don't know who have the sharper tongues.
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@aqualady6666 @unclebayotics @Brodah_Ayo @Alan_yournextbf @dahtgirl_ajex @Smallmalik01 @King_Chris_Jr @Blaaq_ie @sonia_bankz You didn't play Grand Theft Auto, so you won't get the analogy. This is one of, if not the outright hardest missions in the entire franchise.
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@Tunde_OD This position that China copies everything they do is an American psyop and nothing more. Someone of your status, I believe, should know better.
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