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It'd be funny to explain to EFCC and Nigerian police if they catch 6 Nigerian guys with laptops like this all bunked up in a room together 😂😂🥲
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Those of us doing this tech thing without mentor, funds, MTN or stable power supply and with a hp laptop running on a 2gb ram and having to depend on just Google, YouTube and thousands of unanswered questions on stackoverflow, that's the real tech trenches 😂
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Not too late to learn html and css though.
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Can’t even try this in Lagos.
There’s like 10 things that will definitely go wrong before I get to my bus stop.
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This has to be the craziest episode in any animation since Omni man beat up mark in season one of invincible.
#XMen97
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They need start teaching how to give basic CPR at nysc camps maybe. Better use of time and a life saving skill than that 2 hours of saed classes.
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So I was coding out in public today, Domino's Pizza palace in egbeda
And this lady walked to me with her phone and cord in hand and was like 'can I use your laptop to charge'?😂😂
It's self restrains that didn't allow me to give her jet LI style
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Saw someone using vscode on LIGHT MODE today and I felt like calling the police on him 😂
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Working with an iPhone and connecting it’s hotspot to a windows laptop is the real test of patience 😂😂😂
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Officially one year in tech today.
Wrote my first html code last year on this day. 😂 wow
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That INEC results website is giving me headache honestly as a front end developer
Seeing the buttons bigger than each other, the overflowing containers, different images size, tables, weird paddings and margins
FG didn't pay the devs complete?
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By the first Friday of the next month if I’ve not seen alert, I’m already recording a diss track like Kendrick against the ceo.
This babe showed up to work even while being owed her salary for 16 months. Omoooooooo I respect oh cos after 1 month of unpaid salary, I’m already applying for a new role 😭😭😭😭😭
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Worst part about css is that it doesn't throw error message when you're doing nonsense.
It just allows you embarrass yourself 😂😂😂
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Hey guys, I Need a UI/UX designer for a small project. Pay is 200k.
Dm me your portfolio, thank you ❤️
Note. I can’t review everything, so once I find one that’s good that’s it.
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Coding challenge for September starts tomorrow ☺️☺️
Figma file and other instructions will be dropped here (submissions due by September 15th)
Feel free to use any front end technology of your choice. Come test you skill 🤝
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You know when you leave an exam hall and everyone is arguing if the correct answer is 10 or -10 while your answer was 200?? 😂😂😂😂
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The day you understand the difference between margin and padding and it's application, css gets 5% easier 😂😂
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I’ve actually done the Glovo app too with react native but never shared it lol.
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Praying for everyone 'praying' to get a big win in tech soon.
It's coming. 👋
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it's here guys - for frontend developers,
#CODING360CHALLENGE
FOR OCTOBER (Oct 8th - Oct 30th)
Figma link:
Download images: or use the figma
See rules below ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
(RT MASSIVELY please)
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These guys really think front end Development is just building landing pages and making sliders 😂😂😂
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For tech guys, especially we front end developers, it's important to have someone to share all your work with
Someone that's your personal cheerleader, squad and hype-man. It goes a long away in building your confidence.
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The importance of luck in this tech thing cannot be overemphasized.
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CEO and master of 15 programming languages all at the age of 18.
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For CSS people, avoid using px as much as possible please, especially on texts and pictures, it'd embarrass you alot on responsiveness.
Use relative units like REM or Em📌
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The codes I wrote this morning, I only understand about 50% of it, the remaining I just used what I saw on a blog search and it worked.
Senior developer ✅🙏🏼
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I just knew I’m in the wrong career with this JavaScript nonsense 😖😖
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
MR BANKS HAS DONE IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Congratulations guys ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
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You can tell when guys that haven’t written a single line of code before say things like this 😂😂
Feed the ai small code copy it to your editor and see the mess it returns.
The idea is to aid devs, it’s decades away from replacing anything
In 5 years, Chat GPT will write all the codes.
In 5 years, there'll be job openings for prompt engineers.
Do with this information what you choose.
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This is why I don’t like being at mums place.
Me: let me code
Her: ossy, egusi is ready
Me: let me code
Her: come and try this jollof
Me: let me code
Her: should I fry yam for you?
Me: let me code
Her: semo or Eba ?
Me: *closes laptop.
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Just hope everyone knows this tech we are pushing isn’t a poverty alleviation schema lol. You will cry and cry and it’d test your patience before you get to the promise land 😂😂
It’s 9-5 on steroids.
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JavaScript Devs just need to rest till January please. You can't even close your eyes and boom, there's a new run time engine fighting to displace Node js and now peer pressure to switch to that because it's faster. Also if you don't use typescript you're not "cool enough" to
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I mean for some of us, tech isn't a side hustle or something we do for fun anymore, it either pays or we go back to the village 😂😂
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Let me quote this again
Don't waste your time building Tiktok, Netflix, Twitter from a 5 hours copy and paste tutorial you can't defend. Recruiters will laugh at you when they see it on your portfolio lol
A simple crud app is even better.
Developers, what's one piece of advice you would give to someone new to tech?
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CODING CHALLENGE FOR SEPTEMBER ⬇️⬇️ here we go
For front end developers (beginners, intermediate, pros 😑) to test their skills
Figma file:
Live demo:
(PLEASE RT Massively)
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I just thank God I don't have to subscribe to some plan to use VS Code or React 😂😂
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Full time tech job
USD pay + benefits
Moving to a New apartment
More Food for my stomach
Credit alerts > Debit alerts
Peace of mind
Less thinking
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Me trying to remember the project I implemented a similar functionality on so I can just copy and paste it directly
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GTB users have to learn JavaScript before they can send 5k now ?😂😂
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Don’t try cloud engineering if you’re still struggling to eat complete square meals or don’t have funds stashed somewhere for the next year or two 😂😂😂
If you're just coming into tech, I'll advise not to go for paths like frontend, backend, or design. The market for these roles is already saturated.
Consider data analytics, cyber security, cloud engineering, or even customer engineering, and then japa if you can.
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This is why I’m always angry lol. See the requirement backend developers. Short and direct to the point.
Front end developers will be required to bring two native virgin goats, Medusa’s head, head of their village king and thanos 🙄🙄🙄
Back end developer is needed
@useflexfi
•Remote friendly
Salary: 300,000 - 400,000 NGN
Experience- Mid-Level
•Location- Lagos
•Technology- Javascript (Node JS)
•Send your CV and Cover Letter to: engcareers
@flexfinance
.ai
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Police: so you say you're learning JavaScript ?
Me: yes sir
Police 2: I talk am, na the new update for boys be that
Me:
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Make we no lie, JavaScript hard die 😂😂
It's frameworks most of us are using to hide shame and statpadd victories against it
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My kid bro was literally fuming today, man left his dog with mumsy for like two weeks and now the dog doesn't understand English again. ONLY native dialect.
she also it a native name which he ONLY responds to now 😂😂😂
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Just from my quick small observation, I need to understand why these EU and most US tech companies feel more comfortable hiring techies from Kenya, Rwanda and Uganda than Nigeria.
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Apparently I’ve been wasting my time using the terminal for GitHub commits when I could just easily do it with VsCode 😒😒😒
You people didn’t tell me it’s easier and faster 🙄
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This front end thing, just learn at your own pace and time. If you really try to compete with what guys here post up and adding pressure to yourself, not considering when they started or the advantages they've add or their story. You'd burn.
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it's here guys - for frontend developers,
#CODING360CHALLENGE
FOR DECEMBER (Dec 1st - 31st Dec)
Figma link:
Download images: from figma
See rules below ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
(RT MASSIVELY & tag a developer friend under it please)
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First day i used html and I put in an <img /> tag and attached a picture to it, after so many trials it printed on the screen
I shouted fr
Felt like Mark Zuckerberg that day 😂😂
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These people saying they can’t use a 150k laptop to code are just funny and untruthful. They think most people using the high end devices currently woke up and it fell from the sky 😂😂
My first device I used to code cost 45k lol. Damn, 2gb Ram, 250 hdd, 45 mins battery life and
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I miss when my front end Development journey was just building landing pages and responsiveness 🥲🥲
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Developers, resist the urge to open your laptop 😂😂
Found a screw driver and I Opened up mine today, closed it back properly and it didn't turn on, spent 2 hours thinking about my life decisions 😂😂
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There's no day design people here won't fight over stolen design😒😒
When code people are recycling codes and forking a whole repo daily 😂😂😂
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I have someone in my dm that needs people for the following role. Paid Role.
Backend Developer
Front end Developer
UI UX DESIGNER
DATA SCIENTIST
React Native Developer
I'd quote this tweet in a bit with details so interested people can send in CVs. 📌
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it's here guys - for frontend developers,
#CODING360CHALLENGE
FOR JANUARY (Jan 4th - 25th Jan)
Figma link:
Download images: from figma
See rules below ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
(RT MASSIVELY & tag a developer friend under it please)
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My journey in tech will be ONE YEAR by next month. Wow crazy ride so far
It Started when I saw an ad that I should pay 80k to become a full stack dev in 3 weeks. I paid, it ended in tears 🤣🤣
But I'm here still.
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Fam, one direct referral can just change your entire tech career.
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Conducting a little survey please, so TECHIES ESPECIALLY kindly respond ♥️.
What did you study or currently study in school?
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Sometimes in this whole tech thing it’s not you, it’s just your location lol.
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Constant Practice rarely makes you perfect in tech, you just start making less mistakes
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Coding interview, make a responsive navbar that toggles on mobile screen 😂😂
Are you getting hired ?🌚
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I just want to make money and remain Lowkey for real. Nothing concern me and putting my enemies to shame. 😅
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After how many days of trying to understand this his project. Finally got it done 🍴✔️
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I just finished this project, used nextjs typescript and a lot of api 🥹
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For people that haven’t really made much from tech yet but still learning, what motivates you to keep on learning ??
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That tech peer pressure to leave things you're privately working on or learning all because you see people here posting cooler things and you want to jump on it too. Kill it 👍🏼👍🏼
Don't rush yourself, one at a time
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Phew, I was invited to code on a YouTube channel and I get to pick what to do either react native or nextjs. Just build a project 👀👀
That’s not even a problem, now I have to go buy Spider-Man mask in this Lagos 😒😒
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I have a job opening for FRONT END developer role and mobile app developer role.
Let me get the details and I'd quote this tweet with it in a bit. 👋👋
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If I make a tech company that gets big and all, first person that brings 20b USD and I'm selling it immediately and retiring to the village the next day.
Nothing really concern me with being CEO like this.
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Constantly Staying motivated while learning how to code isn't talked about enough.
So many distractions, so many things pushing you to give up, then there's Nigeria too.
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Been seeing alot of people say it'd be easy to balance tech and school. Well maybe if you're studying public admin or something less crazy
Some courses require great focus and reading, tech requires great amount of time too. One will definitely have to give
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Companies of all sizes use big query.
Sighhhh, I've heard you naw, Please shut up 😒😒😒😒😒
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Anyone that owns a tech community should please DM me o, see I’m asking now. Don’t let this bread should skip you
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Easiest way to eat in this web dev thing without a full role is through referrals.
When you get a gig, no matter how small it is or big, put your blood and sweat into it to make it “perfect”
They will always recommend someone else to you.
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FG: let me give this contract to alt school graduates, be like they Sabi
INEC chairman: No sir, don't worry, bring the 300billion my son just learnt full stack development in 2 weeks, he can build it.
It....
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Be like tech guys are not selecting roles again. Small pay or not 😂😂
You’d see a LinkedIn job post, 2 hours ago - 800 applicants.
You guys should please naw 😂😂
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Seems alot of people still struggle to make Navbar 😂😂
I shouldn't be supporting laziness but I'd make a navbar folder and put up in my git tomorrow
Navbar - html, css and js
Navbar - react and Tailwind.
Just copy and paste to your projects
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Just received push notification alert “500,000 credited to your account”. I had to check my mail to be sure and I saw “TEST PAYMENT”
who’s still testing that Glovo app? 😂😂😂🫣 please don’t play with me like that again. 🤨
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If you're using tailwind css especially or a front end developer generally you should check out and use mantine.
Those guys have everything you'd need to rapidly build stuffs. From carousels to modals to validated forms to anything. They have you 📌
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Being a developer in this country is hard. My god 🥲 No light since today and fuel is scarce to top it off. When does it end 😖🥲
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It's always UI UX guys Fighting and degrading each other on this app. The pride and self entitlement they have.
You really can't see devs doing this, when JavaScript is stressing everyone, you won't have time to gatekeep😂😂
Most of this guys calling them selfs product designers are graphics designers lol. Knowing how to design an app interface don’t make you a product designer or UX Designer
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Difference is always clear, one could be an average dev, move outside Nigeria and bag a job - then start improving on the job.
Compared to being the best while here in +234, but can’t even get a reply to your application letter 😂😂
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UI/UX designers telling me to build them a portfolio for free so I'd use it to 'sharpen my skill' is always the funniest thing anytime I get such messages here 😂
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So apparently this code is from BitPays public repo, code has been live since 2011 on their GitHub. Same code, directly lifting.
Very embarrassing, for someone to this age that particular age, I’d like to believe he wasn’t alone, others still to be known
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Design Twitter should calm tf down fr. The hustle is to leave the trenches not against each other
Making replicas and clones have always been a sure way to learn and grow. You people need to do small Javascript, be like boxes doesn't stress you enough
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I think it's light and data that's the biggest barrier to developers in this part of the world. Especially that constant light 😒😒
Imagine competing with people that don't have to worry about nepa or buying fuel or mtn 🙃😂
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One part they don't teach front end developers in tutorial videos and courses is SEO, and how to implement them in your projects, specific tags and codes to implementto make the site on top searches
And it's important if you'd be freelancing ✅ learn it.
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'i can build a complete website from scratch in 30mins' 🌚
But nobody has submitted yet?? 😂😅
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