Sarcastic Frank™
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This is the best thing I've seen in a moment!.
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Throwback to when Childish Gambino started talking in the middle of a freestyle, then seamlessly hopped back on the flow and it all made sense!.
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Eminem and Ronaldinho have similar status in their respective fields, they're not called the GOAT, but you don't compare anyone to them...
NEVER!.
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No skin care routine can do this, what church do you attend?.
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See how neatly dressed the Akwa Ibom Police Officers are. Also notice that they're not brandishing guns at the protests.
Is it too much to ask???
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Not replying a message on Whatsapp is one thing, but having the audacity to view that person's status whilst ghosting is wild AF.
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I became University roommates with my Secondary school teacher.
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These guys should go and create their own sport... This isn't football anymore😂
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It's funny how Nigerian parents want their daughters to transit from never talking to boys to finding a husband at the snap of a finger.
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When i got to NYSC camp, first thing they told me to do was to carry my luggage on my head and double up (run) to the hostel.
Davido got to camp, the first thing he did was to use the mic to address other corpers.
Equality for all😭😭😭😭😭
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Agbalumo is really the fruit for gamblers. Will it be sweet?, will it be bitter?...will it slap tf outta you??..Find out when you pay for the next one.
Rubbish!.
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Tell Wizkid to add stew
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Ronaldo does well......we drag Messi.
Serena does well.......we drag Messi.
Justin Bieber does well.....we drag Messi
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Wow, he already looks stronger than Morata
💪Jr say daddy I'm gonna be like you!!! What do you think?? 😂🤔
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@rahm3sh
You're probably wondering how I got here, well it all started 30 minutes ago when Mom said we should head to the park....
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Asking what the Q in LGBTQ means shows that you've not taken matters of LGBTQ people serious enough, thereby implying they don't matter!. You should delete this tweet and apologise countless times over the next 10 years.
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Nigerian Musicians:
Everybody dey para,
Dem dey para,
Parameter.
Grammy Awards:
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When conductor is giving everybody change but doesn't want to give you yours.
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Me after including sardine and carrot to my indomie:
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Twitter NG never lacks drama, from January till December we're entertained. The best part is that this premium entertainment comes free of charge!.
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A Norwegian has an average of 12 partners during their lifetime and they have one of the best quality of life. Let us hear word abeg.
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Only real ones have used hair cream to polish their shoes before😅
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If you've lived in Lagos for over 5 years, then I'm pretty certain that i know somebody, that knows somebody, that knows you.
We're all a family in this city😅
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In Nigeria, Northern Governors would push for the ban of fingers😂😂
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@MrHafiiz
As opposed to
"Here I am to worship
Here I am to bow down
Here I am to say that You're my God"?????
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No song in the last 15 years has as much cultural Impact as Beyonce's Single Ladies.
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When your homie's driving you to your girl's house for the first time and he's not asking for directions😔
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Cara, the Mordsith…you just had to be there!
What’s the hottest someone has ever looked in a movie?
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Motivational speakers be like "You're an eagle, spread your wings and fly"
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When you spend your life savings in Santorini and post nut clarity hits you😅😅😅
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The guy who invented knock knock joke must have won a no-bell prize😁
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Everytime you're coming to look for my sister, don't you have your own house?
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@Kelvin_Odanz
The part where the person in the background said "I used to have so much respect for you"....that got me😂😂😂😂
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"Na person wey get money dey forget money for pocket" - Abraham Lincoln, 1750
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Did you by chance pass through Oshodi?
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Who else deletes the whole word just to correct a letter? 😂
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Now let's settle this, who's the greatest Ronaldo?.
RT for Cristiano
LIKE for DeLima
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The thought of returning to work on Monday always ruin my Sundays😕
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Sex is cool and all, but has your phone ever been in 1% and then NEPA brings the light?.
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Damn, J.I.D and J.Cole really went loco on this track!. Dreamville cooking up fire this year.
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I hope I'm not the only one that thinks that Black Friday is just a big scam?.
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Manchester United is the biggest club in the world.
Real Madrid is the greatest club in the world.
If you don't support either of them, you club is basically irrelevant...bitter truth!.
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Have you ever been hungry but too lazy to go get food?😓
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This should be the most played video on Twitter, 100 million views is immense!
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I'll never forgive Mourinho for the way he mismanaged Anthony Martial.
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Berger to Ajah is a journey to be taken with Young Shall Grow / God Is Good.
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MFM allows wearing trouser in US & UK branches, yet frown at earrings in Nigeria
Hmmmmmmm,
Does it mean the God of dollar & pound is different from The God of Naira.
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Wizkid now addresses Nigerians as "kids"...I don't blame him, Drake allowed him to make mosquito sound on One dance now we'll not hear word.
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So clear me on this, you're hoping a married man who took an oath to be with one woman all his life disrespected that and slept with you and you think you'll be the last bus stop because you are what exactly?
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If she listens to:
Twenty One Pilots
Bastille
Alt-J
The Killers
Florence and The Machine
Jon Bellion
The Neighbourhood
Arctic Monkeys
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
The Vaccines
SOHN
Calvin Harris
Jungle
The Kooks
Gotye
Manchester Orchestra
Lana Del Rey
She's a wife!.
If she listens to:
Daniel Caesar
Dvsn
H.E.R
Brent Faiyaz
Jorja Smith
SiR
Elujay
Bryson Tiller
Kali Uchis
Pnd
Smino
BROCKHAMPTON
Steve Lacy
6lack
ODIE
Saba
Pink Sweat$
She’s a wife
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I Don't Give A Fuck What Any B*tch Got To Say About Me, I Know What The Fvck I Be Doing 😌💅🏽
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Unripe Plantain porridge is such a waste of plantain sha.
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Eating shawarmah at least once a week greatly improves one's self esteem.
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A picture with the most forward thinking Presidential candidate, Kinglsey Moghalu...i honestly wish you to be the next President of our country.
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Who else noticed that our politicians no longer promise us constant electricity?, that one na forgotten case😢
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Nigerians would package this thread, call it a Masterclass and charge 20k.
God bless you!
Ok , so here it is , the thread on job search and interview tips. A few housekeeping rules.
These are based on a combination of my personal experiences and books I read.
They're for tech but easily applicable elsewhere
So here we go
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Do you ever randomly remember a fuck up you did long ago and it comes back to haunt you?.
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Struggled to learn the first, only for Dele Alli to bring another style😕😕😕
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Thanks for the confirmation.
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Who else didn't know Otedola still had another daughter up for grabs?
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White Americans : We're tired of seeing foreigners come into our country.
Native Americans:
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Those Nigerians that commited treason by supporting Messi over Nigeria, how foolish do you feel now? 😂
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Have you ever felt like crying but the tears just won't come out?.
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How i look at the fake deep stuff most of y'all post on whatsapp status
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Does PHCN (NEPA) have a proper schedule for power distribution?.
If yes, then why is it not made public?, cos even if there's to be electricity for just 6 hours in a day, you can actually plan your schedule around it and hence help you optimize power when it comes.
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Okay, first of all this guy would murder your favorite rapper...
Secondly, he smoked amne what?????? 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭
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How long does someone have to be around you before they discover something weird about you?.
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When you're expecting a credit alert, every other notification on your phone becomes annoying.
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You people that will be attending Burna's event should please make the videos clear, a heavy burden is placed on your shoulders dears😌
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So one day when i blow, someone will go and harvest all the stupid things i've tweeted in this life?
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