Evelyn Waughluigi
@matress_island
Followers
1K
Following
654K
Media
7K
Statuses
68K
Alex, Boston, 33 A very handsome coward
Boston, MA
Joined May 2014
Muppets Take Manhattan, Coalition Troops Retreat To The Bronx.
9
401
2K
Was there some sort of study that says seasoning decreases muscle growth or do bodybuilders just eat the food equivalent of a suicide note every day voluntarily?.
480
9K
122K
39
7K
104K
This is what Dune is about.
Every person has a genetically predetermined amount of cocaine that will turn them religious.
113
11K
89K
Easily the funniest thing about our cultural moment is we've spent 20 years forcing movie stars to take medically dangerous amounts of bovine growth hormones so they can act in adaptations of children's picture books.
Hugh Jackman training for his return as Wolverine in ‘DEADPOOL 3’. In theaters on July 26.
759
6K
89K
Neither here nor there but it is pretty striking watching old stuff and realizing how much tap dancing disappeared from American culture in the past 30 odd years.
This is so cool. Steve Martin going toe to toe with Gregory Hines in 1981.
414
5K
62K
I've said this before, but the word "filler" breaking containment from meaning "episodes original to an anime while they waited for the manga to catch up" to "any part of a show that doesn't move the main plot forward" has been a disaster for the medium of television.
223
8K
49K
Funniest thing someone with a Spanish flag emoji could possibly say.
I never saw anyone murdering people screaming “Christ is King”. Just saying.
49
5K
48K
love how Henry's whole thing was being A Normal Guy dropped in the middle of a bunch of insane people.
69
1K
35K
Always liked Skinner's flashes of cosmopolitanism and curiosity about the world. Making him a xenophobic Vietnam vet would've been the easiest thing in the world but they went with a joke that's both much funnier and enriches the character.
29
2K
27K
Accidentally filling my CPAP with this instead of distilled water and turning into a Guild navigator.
45
3K
27K
watching old Simpsons is great because you'll randomly stumble on the funniest line ever multiple times per episode
61
1K
25K
The Prestige.
26
1K
21K
Jigsaw sitting around his lair, trying to figure out when he can start kidnapping people again while still respecting the recent tragedy of 9/11.
#SawX takes place "weeks after" the end of the original Saw movie. Producer Oren Koules previews, "In our mind, this movie is really Saw II."
27
2K
20K
i feel like the craziest generation to live in would be if you’re born in the late 1880s and travel in covered wagon as a child and then when you’re very old in 1969 you see a man walk on the moon on tv.
11
1K
18K
Ottoman officials realizing that widespread conversion means a massive drop in jizya revenues.
47
2K
14K
I love how much of the Fetterman campaign is "big dude bullying a nerd". This is the strategy the Dems should've gone with for decades.
48
1K
13K
the American health insurance system killed Shannon Doherty.
27
4K
13K
The best thing about watching the original Star Wars for the first time in decades was seeing Darth Vader be a glorified goon: he's insulted by Leia, his coworkers all think he's a religious nut, Tarkin is his only friend. He's a small part of a bigger world, not the center of it.
60
768
12K
the most annoying thing about a group of unelected Catholics, put in place by a decades long antidemocratic conspiracy, declaring that the president is effectively a king is that it means the Know Nothings ended up being right.
61
1K
11K
Darkly funny that Herzog set out to make a film about European savagery in the places it colonized, and in the process unleashed Klaus Kinski on the innocent people of Peru.
21
634
9K
The real lesson to take from Taika Waititi's career arc is that American cocaine is vastly, vastly more powerful than New Zealand cocaine.
9
402
8K
The Oppenheimer discourse of the past week has made me appreciate what a subtle, dark running gag Asteroid City has with the weekly atomic bomb tests happening directly downwind of all the characters we grow to love.
8
291
7K
lrt an important subspecies of this archetype is Smarmy Middle Aged Disney Villain Who's Always One Step Away From Murder
79
998
6K
Seeing if Jane Krakowski is on Cameo so I can ask her to read this as Jenna Maroney.
19
414
6K
I'm not exaggerating when I say that Fat Jar Jar would make me like the prequels at least 25% more.
Never forget the original Phantom Menace storyboards where Jar Jar Binks was big
14
305
6K
nw a movie that is decidedly *not* an anime about an evil wizard, despite what the poster led me to believe as a child
24
333
6K
I feel like an underrated reason Coates is getting so much vitriol from ostensibly liberal media is that he's one of the few public intellectuals who actually takes liberalism seriously as a political outlook vs as a cultural signifier.
28
545
6K
John Voight and Shia Labeouf in Megalopolis.
14
314
5K
@capybaroness "remember that episode where sokka learned about sexism and grew as a person? Well now he's just gonna stand there. This is better, somehow".
2
140
5K
Sources say WB has called in a team of crisis resolution specialists
‘The Flash’ Star Ezra Miller Charged With Felony Burglary in Vermont
12
455
5K
@Srirachachau the only problem with this scene is that it made me think of how good Jurassic World would've been if it just embraced the mean-spirited Sam Raimi cartoonishness.
10
36
5K
love how in the middle of Jurassic Park showing off the possibilities of CGI and modern effects they drop one scene with a gorgeous matte painting. nice little reminder that the old ways work just as well
10
336
5K
imagining someone describing the Monster of the Week episodes of The X-Files as "filler" and wrapping myself in barbed wire like in First Reformed.
27
234
5K
Can't believe Disney hasn't even offered Tartakovsky a shot at another Star Wars thing.
My feed recently is filled with people non stop arguing about the new Ahsoka show, listen, you're all wrong, nothing beats this:
36
300
5K
This is what every screenshot of Dr Who looks like to me.
8
265
4K
Marty should've found a way to include this in KOTFM
16
231
4K
First movie shot entirely in a Gorillaz video.
9
158
4K
We need to get back to a build like this being movie shorthand for "this is the strongest guy in the room"
28
111
4K
The man was born to radiate gravitas. Truly one of a kind.
You ever consider that Keith David was only *25* when he appeared in THE THING? That's ridiculous.
9
240
4K
What can I say, every now and then America's right.
A map of every country in the world using a MM/DD/YYYY date format.
31
176
4K
@Srirachachau the prequels are so much more interesting knowing that Lucas has always been deeply aware of his limitations but plowed through anyway because no one in hollywood wanted to get roped into making them.
7
37
4K
lrt I'm in the Prometheus-is-a-good-movie camp but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't disappointed that the fossilized space elephant men from the original Alien just turned out to be large bald guys.
64
122
4K
What did he know?
Baz Luhrmann is set to direct a Joan of Arc movie for Warner Bros titled ‘JEHANNE D’ARC’. Described as “the ultimate teenage girl coming of age story, set in the Hundred Years’ War”. (Source: Deadline)
3
189
4K
I know I already spoke on this but saying Gatsby is unrelatable to teenagers is extra hilarious because it's a book about a man who goes to embarrassing lengths to impress his crush. That's the most teenaged behavior ever.
making high schoolers read the great gatsby is hilarious. here’s a novel about a man obsessed with returning to the past. surely this will be understood and found relatable by 15 year olds.
16
318
3K
4
163
3K
@arod_twit If the work is stilted and weird in a way I like = masterpiece . If the work is stilted and weird in a way I find annoying = death penalty for everyone involved in its production.
3
151
3K
It's like Dick Van Dyke being put on a cycle of tren so he can play the chimney sweep from Mary Poppins.
13
53
3K
Broke: Horoscopes.Bespoke: the first Simpsons episode to air in your lifetime
386
203
3K
beware the gifted child to useless piece of shit pipeline.
2
271
3K
Bojack Horseman was a mostly solid show that I enjoyed watching but whenever I try to revisit this my brain just defaults to that one Futurama bit
16
93
3K
Everyone wants a car until it's a car that sets itself on fire whenever you turn it on.
Everyone wants a woman in power until it's a conservative woman in power.
6
223
3K
In all fairness to Jay Johnston, Jimmy Pesto is *easily* the most likely Bob's Burgers character to have been at the Capitol riot.
27
262
3K
the Venture Bros succeeded because it harnessed the inherent comedic potential of Two Guys
15
508
3K
Learning French Dispatch wasn't nominated for a single thing
6
148
3K
Anyone who didn't see Confess Fletch isn't allowed to be mad about this. You failed Jon Hamm when he needed you most, this is on your head.
Jon Hamm and John Slattery are the Ad Men. Watch the entire unbelievable Mad Men reunion in Unfrosted. Now playing!
61
173
3K
Guy who loses his faith in Christianity because he refuses to believe in a deity that got outsmarted by the Italians.
5
149
2K
@Srirachachau This is like the twitter version of those journal entries you find in resident evil where someone documents their zombification.
7
19
2K
It feels like we're watching an entire comedy generation die. This is so damn awful.
This photo is very sad now. RIP Bob Saget and RIP Louie Anderson. Both good friends that will be missed.
6
125
2K
@VK_HM If Luke hadn't found him Ben would've gone into town and started chopping up stormtroopers within 6 months. The man was sick of Tattooine from the minute he landed.
3
27
2K
"Now I'm from New York, so I know my pizza, and this Jerry's establishment? Really good stuff! I spent two days on a layover in Bucharest, couldn't get enough! There's only one thing I wish Jerry or whoever's in charge would do differently: they don't deliver outside of Romania"
9
284
2K
very smart to have him be an archetypal Liberal Republican who's introduced a year before the Goldwater campaign kicks off. nice way to underline that he's truly not ready for what the next couple of years will bring.
2
26
2K
Gollum has a gun this time.
Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings trilogy is coming back again — but it’s a bit different this time.
4
163
2K
That cat is the mayor of liquor stores.
4
115
2K
Schwarzenegger rocks because his entire career is a picture of a man trying to have the most fun you can possibly have in a single life.
11
138
2K
*furiously pressing the Doug button*.
7
134
2K
I know things go in and out of style but it is sad to see, especially something that had so much staying power over the decades.
10
24
2K
Now that I Saw The TV Glow has been out for a bit, I want to appreciate Conner O'Malley for bringing his A game for that kid's birthday party. Dude's busy managing a legally distinct chuck e cheese and he still goes out onto the floor to get the energy going, sign of a true pro.
7
99
2K
And so, Zeus returns to Olympus.
Blind, bisexual and polyamorous goose involved in love triangle dies
0
252
2K
Face/Off is one of those movies that's been talked up so much you figure it could never live up to its reputation, and then you catch the back half of it on Showtime and realize that it really is an entire movie made up of John Woo saying "Yes" to every producer's question.
22
137
2K
Columbo should've done a Halloween episode, have him investigate Dracula or something.
22
196
2K
@lionel_trolling "WIN FOR DEMOCRACY! Guy who says the Armenian Genocide didn't happen defeats guy who says the Armenian Genocide happened and was a good thing!".
3
69
2K
It's Cusack's time to shine
12
178
2K
Akira Toriyama: These are the Saiyans. They're a species who love genocide more than anything .Editor: Wow, they sound terrible. Are these going to be the villains going forward?.Toriyama: They're going to be the only characters that matter now. I love them so much.
8
122
2K
It especially clicked watching The Hidden Fortress and seeing the original inspiration for Vader is an old burnt out samurai who doesn't like serving his lord or believe in any grand cause, but is too attached to an ideal of duty to leave
6
43
2K
You see him get snippy with Leia, frustrated with office politics. As I watched I couldn't help but feel disappointed that this aspect of the character got dropped after the first movie.
7
22
2K
Yoda watching this play out while eating another one of the hot dogs from Luke's cargo.
6
106
2K
@Srirachachau What makes it feel different this time is that half the country legitimately hated the Dixie Chicks and Moore for saying what they did. This feels more like a bunch of people in power realizing their position is unpopular and flailing around to regain control of the narrative.
10
88
2K
5
84
1K
@JimmyJazz1968 Moving my 25 year old son back to the house after his NFT Keno startup idea fizzles out
1
22
1K
Realizing too late that I was describing Toriyama. RIP, king.
Bizarro world Miyazaki who obsessively makes movies about classic cars, getting laid, and how wonderful his wife and sons are.
0
162
1K
A real human being .And a real hero.
1
141
1K
Doc Hammer and Jackson Publick laid the groundwork for how showrunners should interact with fans: fuck em, and if they ask you for stuff, be sure to do the opposite just to make them mad.
Studios are assembling superfan focus groups to assess various materials for a franchise project to avoid social media backlash. “They will just tell us, ‘If you do that, fans are going to retaliate’ … If it’s early enough & the movie isn’t finished yet, we can make those kinds
15
185
1K
Did Mulaney "turn it into a red flag" or did a bunch of people on Tumblr flatten him into the "I love my wife" guy to the point they forgot his main persona was acting "prissy recovering alcoholic"?
10
80
1K
He goes through all that trouble to be magically changed from a turtle to a human so he could run for Senate, only to be injured in a fall his shell could've easily protected him from. If that's not ironic I don't know what is.
BREAKING: U.S. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell taken to hospital after falling at D.C. hotel.
2
127
1K
i take no pleasure in this; i'm Portuguese and French Canadian, they would've hunted me for sport. but i have to hand out a w when it's been earned.
5
15
1K
@Srirachachau Nothing helps a political ideology gain popularity like refusing to even interact with anyone who doesn't already hold that ideology.
2
21
1K
He ate so much beef it sent him into a coma and cries at the drop of a hat.
The real reason the Left hates Jordan Peterson is he's helping a generation of lost boys become men. Strong men look after themselves, their family, and their community, and are not reliant on the state. This is incredibly damaging to the statist agenda.
3
58
1K
Been rewatching old Simpsons and reflecting on how miraculous it is that season 5 exists. just classic after classic, every week
14
42
1K
me: one ticket pls.girl at the counter: for what movie?.me:
0
67
1K